So....What the hell is scientology?

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Mikeyfell

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Fiend Dragon said:
Paksenarrion said:
Quick! Let's choose two games (one fantasy, one science fiction) and make religions out of them! Then adherents battle it out in future threads!

I vote Zelda: Ocarina of Time for fantasy, and Mass Effect for science fiction.

EDIT: Bioshock is fine, too.

I would probably worship the Enkindlers. Too bad we haven't seen much of Turian faith. Although that may be because they don't have any native religions. In the meantime I'll stick with my current casual mistrust and skepticism of current organized religions.

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Mikeyfell said:
Paksenarrion said:
SNIP because i quoted above
I would so totally be a member of Garrus-ism

and I think Mario-ism would be better, you could end every sermon with "The princess is in another castle"
Garrusism or preferably a slightly more tongue friendly name IS WHERE ITS AT.

'An lo, the lord did say, "Canst though delay for a moment? I am presently involved in a matter of mechanical adjustments."

Amen.
already collecting followers, sweet we'll have a congregation in no time
 

Kagim

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Depending on your definitions...

Its a religion in that they have faith in ideals that require faith.

Its a cult in that the government does not recognize them as a religion and or warns against its populations from joining that religion.

Its a business in that they offer a service for currency.

The merits of any of the above are in high question.

Most people hate them not because they want to be a religion, but rather unlike government recognized religions they demand money in order to move up and learn the tenets of there faith.

They have also been directly linked to infiltrating the government to steal information, aggressive and violent campaigns against anyone deemed a "suppressive person", and a great deal of harassment towards anyone who even looks at there building for more then twelve seconds and isn't a member not to mention rabidly profiling anyone who gets within six feet of any town that contains one of there buildings or lives within two miles of any members who are not in there group.
 

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Paksenarrion said:
Mikeyfell said:
Paksenarrion said:
Mikeyfell said:
Paksenarrion said:
Mikeyfell said:
Paksenarrion said:
Mikeyfell said:
Paksenarrion said:
Mikeyfell said:
Paksenarrion said:
Quick! Let's choose two games (one fantasy, one science fiction) and make religions out of them! Then adherents battle it out in future threads!

I vote Zelda: Ocarina of Time for fantasy, and Mass Effect for science fiction.

EDIT: Bioshock is fine, too.
I would so totally be a member of Garrus-ism

and I think Mario-ism would be better, you could end every sermon with "The princess is in another castle"
Luigi-ists would like to have a word with you... XD
Sorry us devout Garrus-ists don't recognize platforming as a valid basis for a religion, LOL

this thread got really good, we should start a religion based on it
The "What the hell is scientoloASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT GAMES AS RELIGIONS" religion?
just as valid as any other religion
and an excellent way to dodge taxes
I believe a trip to Politics and Religion is in order. What kind of controversial issues should be discussed?
Mario-ists vs Luigi-ists? (Sunni v Shia)
Garrus as just Garrus, the C-Sec Turian, as opposed to Garrus as ArchAngel? (Jesus as just another prophet v Jesus as Son of God)

..etc?
ahh, the real touchy issues
like how do you know the princess was even making cake when she got kidnapped by Bowser

was Garrus really Joker's favorite or was he being sarcastic
Wow. Those are touchy issues! We could even compare Princess Peach with Zelda, and how the latter seems to encourage crossdressing! Or Joker's real name!
I wonder which one will get more followers?
I couldn't say, but my guess is, Princess Peach will be popular with the conservatives, and Princess Zelda, with the liberals.
Peach seems like the traditional conservative pick
 

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A cult that doesn't pay taxes and puts you through painful tortures that you have to pay exorborant sums for, to help you "remember your true nature". In short, another religion out to take your money in the guise of helping you. That's why some celebraties and rich people join, because their vast amounts of money can now help them become god like, it's just stupid bullshit. And many of it's members have been known to do and be forced through, crazy dangerous stuff in the name of said religion.
 

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Mikeyfell said:
Fiend Dragon said:
Paksenarrion said:
Quick! Let's choose two games (one fantasy, one science fiction) and make religions out of them! Then adherents battle it out in future threads!

I vote Zelda: Ocarina of Time for fantasy, and Mass Effect for science fiction.

EDIT: Bioshock is fine, too.

I would probably worship the Enkindlers. Too bad we haven't seen much of Turian faith. Although that may be because they don't have any native religions. In the meantime I'll stick with my current casual mistrust and skepticism of current organized religions.

WAIT

Mikeyfell said:
Paksenarrion said:
SNIP because i quoted above
I would so totally be a member of Garrus-ism

and I think Mario-ism would be better, you could end every sermon with "The princess is in another castle"
Garrusism or preferably a slightly more tongue friendly name IS WHERE ITS AT.

'An lo, the lord did say, "Canst though delay for a moment? I am presently involved in a matter of mechanical adjustments."

Amen.
already collecting followers, sweet we'll have a congregation in no time
!! User group tiem????
 

Eumersian

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It's basically as valid as any other religion, except that it hasn't been around for hundreds of years. As a Christian, I will go off and say that I don't recognize it the same way I recognize my own religion, but that doesn't mean that I disapprove of it. I'm not one of those people that protests its existence like some of my friends do.

People should be allowed to believe in whatever they want, be it about a God who created the world in 7 days, or a Lord Xenu who bombed the aliens whose souls now inhabit our bodies.

I'm actually rather surprised that more people weren't suspended for their posts in this thread. Maybe The Escapist is just the kind of sophisticated community I've been looking for.
 

Mikeyfell

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Fiend Dragon said:
Mikeyfell said:
Fiend Dragon said:
Paksenarrion said:
Quick! Let's choose two games (one fantasy, one science fiction) and make religions out of them! Then adherents battle it out in future threads!

I vote Zelda: Ocarina of Time for fantasy, and Mass Effect for science fiction.

EDIT: Bioshock is fine, too.

I would probably worship the Enkindlers. Too bad we haven't seen much of Turian faith. Although that may be because they don't have any native religions. In the meantime I'll stick with my current casual mistrust and skepticism of current organized religions.

WAIT

Mikeyfell said:
Paksenarrion said:
SNIP because i quoted above
I would so totally be a member of Garrus-ism

and I think Mario-ism would be better, you could end every sermon with "The princess is in another castle"
Garrusism or preferably a slightly more tongue friendly name IS WHERE ITS AT.

'An lo, the lord did say, "Canst though delay for a moment? I am presently involved in a matter of mechanical adjustments."

Amen.
already collecting followers, sweet we'll have a congregation in no time
!! User group tiem????
that's actually a kick ass idea how do you start one.
never mind i found it but I want some help putting it together
 

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Simply put, it is not precisely a religion as there is a distinct lack of a deity. The belief structure is somewhat complicated but boils down to this. There is a grand villain of the galaxy, who at some point loaded up a bunch of malcontents and sent them to earth on spacecraft that resembled contemporary (at the time) aircraft. Upon their arrival they died. Their "spirits", however, linger and infest pretty much everything. The various maladies of life (seriously, just name one) are caused by said spirits. The religion is based upon the notion that cleansing one's self of these spirits will improve their lot in life.

Even if you don't believe such things, the basic structure of said religion is designed to make it necessary to the believer. This is generally true of any religion one cares to mention. In exchange for money, time and effort the church will endeavor to reduce the incidence rate of these malicious spirit in your body through measures that are not entirely clear. From the outside, it (like any religion if one takes a few steps back) is a pyramid scheme and a play for power and control. Its belief structure is fairly silly but then no more so than any other I've heard of.

Strangely, here in Austin, there is a Church of Scientology directly across the street from the University of Texas. It seemed a terribly strange place to put a church. I myself am curious about the religion - not because I believe any of it but because it has ensnared so many people. This fact alone makes it fascinating but I suspect I'll never walk through the door. I know little about what transpires and I know less about my own weaknesses. I don't think I care to have them exploited by others, especially when I, as a logical man, suspect I have little to gain.
 

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Darzen said:
Is scientology an actual Religion or is it just a cult? Why are there so many Celebrities involved in Scientology? i'd rather not google it because i have horrible luck on google so i thought i'd ask you guys and girls in the escapist forums,What the hell is scientology and why should anyone care about it?

Edit:i actually think of a religion that actually helps you better yourself somewhat. Most religions have a sort of"code of Conduct" that,if you follow it,will make you a better person in the end. By what i've heard/read so far Scientology just wants your money and there's nothing good you can take from it.Also Scientolog is probably the only religion that has an Author to the book they follow.
Even though most real religions make little to no sense most cults make even less sense.
scientology is a cult started so the founder could make money that,s it in a nutshell I,m not being cynical here thiat is the thruth people need to pay allot of money to reach enlightment
 

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Scinetology being a cult has NOTHING to do with what they believe in. All people have the right to believe whatever they want, no matter how silly or crazy.

No, what makes Scientology a dangerous cult is the fact that it is responsible for human trafficking (aka forced labor) in the US, coerced abortions, harrassing/threatening/physically assaulting their critics, the deaths of several of their members due to neglect or murder, and much more. They function more as a business than a church and their most dedicated members (not public members) live in compounds in which they are almost prisoners, forced to completely cut contact with any disapproving family members and often threatened if they attempt to leave.

I have friends in real life who have had to literally escape from this church. If you have to escape from a church, it is a cult.
Are you talking about the unification church serious?
I'm 100% dead serious. I don't joke about Scientology, I know too many people who have had their lives ruined by it.
 

JoshTheater

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Just want to clear up a huge misconception here:

Very very few Scientologists know of or believe in the Xenu space story, as it's considered highly classified information in the church. Only those Scientologists who have dedicated their full lives to the religion and spent up to $300,000 have been taught that part of the religion (and even many of them don't take it literally). Public Scientologists are not allowed to know about the story beforehand, and if they hear about it, the church simply tells them it isn't true, that the media is making it up to discredit the religion.

The point being, once you've spent your entire life in a religion and invested your entire life's savings into it, you're likely to believe anything to justify the time and money you wasted.
 

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I always told my mom wait so you believe in a book that was written 2000 years from now ish. What makes you so sure that this isn't just a fable like harry potter? What scared me was thinking about the people 2000 years from now worshiping harry potter. If your wondering where im going I'm saying that this guy who was a fiction writer wrote a book like this and now a fair amount of people believe it's true and it didn't even take 2000 years.
 

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Gralian said:
Woodsey said:
Aren't all religions cults?
Aren't all religions about believing in an authority figure deity that hasn't actually been seen by man and putting faith into a book or scripture written long ago during a (scientifically) ignorant time?

Really, i don't know why people go $CIENTOLOGY IS A STUPID EVIL CULT, THEY BELIEVE IN NONSENSE!!11 then start saying how much more sense Christianity or Islam (or any other major religion) makes when it's just as foundless as Scientology on a scientific level.
It doesn't make much more sense, but there's still a difference between a thousands of years old religion that has shaped the whole world to a major extent, and retains some mystical element of wisdom by way of being created such a long time ago, where information wasn't as available and publicized about people as it is today, and (even though I'm an atheist), contains a lot of very philosophical ideas and deep wisdom, as opposed to a religion based upon the works of a sci-fi writer who died only 24 years ago, about some, fucking...aliens.
 

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'Mystical element of wisdom', eh? I call that a fancy way of describing 'ignorance'. I call it lost in translation over time and as the stories got passed down. I call it fantasy drafted from that very lack of scientific knowledge that you decry. I call God an alien as much as you call Xenu or whatever Scientologists worship an alien, because he / she / it certainly isn't native to Earth, is it? God is as much an alien as any other wacky space-god. You seem to perpetuate the idea "ignorance is bliss". Information wasn't as available, and that makes it okay to take on board such bizarre philosophies and wild stories like obeying any form of higher authority without question? That punishing those that do bad makes you just as loving as if you'd forgiven them? That it's okay to threaten and frighten people into obeying you with promises of said punishment if you don't acquiesce? That things like prostitution and violence are an acceptable means to do good? So if you didn't know the Sun was a big ball of gas, it'd be okay to claim that was the eye of a God because - woah, information isn't available! That suddenly makes it valuable wisdom. Right?

Yeah.

Frankly, whether the book was witten 1,000 years ago or 1 year ago, at the end of the day it's still a book written by some guy. Age does not suddenly venerate it into truth or make it any less credible.

Read the story of Job, as an example, and tell me how that is philosophical wisdom, in any way - how on earth you can justify 'God' making a bet with 'Satan' over faith and how the fuck it was fair to Job for suffering through all that and still say 'i am faithful'. Aren't Gods supposed to be above such petty things as this? Isn't the God supposed to be loving? Seems to me a bunch of chaps just decided to apply human emotions and ideals to a superhuman identity and people began to worship it, and just because it's applied to the human experience, people assume it to suddenly be more true than aliens or whatever else 'modern' religions are worshipping now. Hmm.