So what would your last words be?

[Foxtrotk72]

I would rather be eaten alive by wolves than do that.

 

[Mana Fiend]

"I see a bright light, it's all so pret... CRAP IT BURNS!!!!"

That, or...

"Now you'll never know where I buried the..."

Final choice...

"I was Mr. Blobby."

 

[MattZero]

who was hanged
taking to long
maybe you're evil twin

What would you're last words be?

Supposing you were the one to take my life, I'd probably make a comment suggesting that you pay more attention in English class... or there's always, "English, muthafucka! Do you read it?!"

By god you're right. I will change that immediately. But "was hanged" is more or less correct. "hung" isn't generally used when talking about executions. I'm usually pretty good about these things, the more I rewrite something the more mistakes there are.

 

[Naheal]

Probably something along the lines of "Hey, before I go, I have this great thing to introduce you folks to. It's a website called www.tvtropes.com..."

While they were distracted for the next few hours, I would execute my strategy to leave.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

"It wasn't me."

They'll wonder what I was talking about.

 

[MattZero]

who was hanged
taking to long
maybe you're evil twin

What would you're last words be?

Supposing you were the one to take my life, I'd probably make a comment suggesting that you pay more attention in English class... or there's always, "English, muthafucka! Do you read it?!"

By god you're right. I will change that immediately. But "was hanged" is more or less correct. "hung" isn't generally used when talking about executions.

I've never known an English class to its students teach accepted general usage grammar, only proper grammar.

Lol. Yeah that's true. That's why I'm a writer not an English teacher. I'm more interested in conveying my thought properly than having flawless grammar all the time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Such is Life.(shout out to Ned Kelly)
Or, I wouldn?t want to be the guy who gets my liver.

 

[Dr.Susse]

EDIT: Story goes that when my great grandfather was on his deathbed a priest was called in and asked: "Do you reject Satan and all his works?" My great grandfather allegedly answered "Yeah, but you might want to call ahead and tell him to start warming hell up for me... I like it hot." Then died.

That's almost like Voltaire when he died the priest asked him to reject Satan to which he replied." now's not the time to be making any enemies." Your great grandad is awesome for that quote though.

 

[Vagabond_Samurai]

I have achieved immortality in the seeds of justice and peace that I have buried in the minds of your children.

 

[Paksenarrion]

After looking into the eyes of my accusers and oppressors, I'll say, "I'm the one you want! It's me! It's me! So if you care to find me, look to the western sky! As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to fly! And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free! To all those who ground me, take a message back from me! Tell them how I'm defying gravity! I'm flying high, defying gravity! Soon I'll match them in renown! And nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was, is ever gonna bring me down!"

 

[Sassafrass]

I hope I'm actually dead or the autopsy is gonna be a *****.

 

[MattZero]

EDIT: Story goes that when my great grandfather was on his deathbed a priest was called in and asked: "Do you reject Satan and all his works?" My great grandfather allegedly answered "Yeah, but you might want to call ahead and tell him to start warming hell up for me... I like it hot." Then died.

That's almost like Voltaire when he died the priest asked him to reject Satan to which he replied." now's not the time to be making any enemies." Your great grandad is awesome for that quote though.

I'm pretty sure that may have been his inspiration for his last words.

 

[VinnyKings]

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

Or just random shit like.

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and desert you.

 

[Dr.Susse]

EDIT: Story goes that when my great grandfather was on his deathbed a priest was called in and asked: "Do you reject Satan and all his works?" My great grandfather allegedly answered "Yeah, but you might want to call ahead and tell him to start warming hell up for me... I like it hot." Then died.

That's almost like Voltaire when he died the priest asked him to reject Satan to which he replied." now's not the time to be making any enemies." Your great grandad is awesome for that quote though.

I'm pretty sure that may have been his inspiration for his last words.

I like it more, Voltaire's one was more insulting the preist than a clever way to go.

 

[tbbrownah]

"Another dud? God damn i-"

 

[Gauntes]

"Stay away from my funeral, Jimmy."

or

"Guess what'll happen when my heart stops."

or even

"ROSEBUD!!"

 

[havass]

"The cake..the cake's a lie."

or

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and desert you.

then you don't die and go, "YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED!"



PS: By the way, I hope you realise it's 'So what would YOUR last words be?'