So what's so great about tf2?

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The Red Spy

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AWAR said:
The Red Spy said:


Twas the night before Christmas, when all through 2FORT
Not a player was stirring, not even the Scout.
The charges were set by the demoman with care,
with hopes Sasha & Heavy would soon be there.

The Engineers were turtling in the intelligence room,
while a pyro past by, whooping to their impending doom,
and there stood the Spy with Ambassador and knife,
sure in the knowledge, blue Scout's mum to be his wife.

When out on the bridge there arose such a sound,
a Scout rose to the call, two steps in-a bound.
Only to find Demoman had got his kicks;
Sasha and Heavy were in bits.

The Scout went to the Blue base solo,
deciding to to take the sewer he jumped to below,
bad choice it seemed, as he saw the Soldier appear,
had he bonked his last? Lost all held dear?

There a white coat, and glasses so thick,
the Scout then knew, it had to be the Medic!
"Nein! Dummkopfs!" he exclaimed,
above the popping of the needle gun, its efficiency acclaimed.

The Scout ran on, bat raised high,
a Heavy, a Pyro, a spy in disguise,
he got the intelligence, brought it back with haste,
our announcer cried "ONE MORE, FIRST PLACE!


Merry Christmas to all, and to all enjoy the fight.


Possibly one of the most diabolical things I've ever wrote with a pen, hope you'll forgive how bad it is :) Thought I'd give it a shot in a spare half hour and I quickly figured out I can hardly rhyme.



If by thread you meant post, I thought it'd be easier to read when words were missing, punctuation murdered brutally, not to mention lack of any real reasoning.
Well at least you finally gave that reasoning, was it that hard to defend a point you made and obviously cared enough about to keep coming back to respond? I want to ask though how did you end up hating the item drop system when you only played for two hours? Is it because you weren't given everything at the start (Which would leave you with nothing to work for pretty much), or was it because you wanted something they had?
And again, how would you figure that everyone is an immature 10 year old after 2 hours of play? You played against what, 0.002% of the player pop? I wouldn't say to go play everyone, but half the people posting here are in their late teens or older & are mature enough to keep things civil but still play TF2. Plus can I ask what other games you play where you don't get some team members with a weapons-grade squeaky voice? I wouldn't mind joining that haven.
All modes simplistic? That's your opinion, but know the objective may be simple, the way of executing the stratergy or tactic may not (See GOOD PLAYERS).
If you were having ago at the art, then that just depends on your taste. I never knew that blowing enemies up into mush or shooting someone in the face with a rifle was childish though? Or that little kids would understand when NOT to run into the enemy base for the seventh time & die (again, stratergy or in this case, common sense).
A game which prides itself on being balenced, is apparently unbalenced because of special weapons which have their own (big) flaws? Your point sort of doesn't work out there... As for cheaters and their servers, then just don't use them. They only get themselves in shit, and they only have something they'd of gotten at sometime or another anyway. It isn't like they are hacking, they just farming (wrongly) weapons and items they could get with enough patience, live with it.
You came up with this song all by yourself?You are crazy man...

well i didnt really played for 2 hours but i had some pretty bad time with this game( the item rewarding system was broken at that time now they claim they've fixed it), i might give it a chance today but only because i m too bored to play any other game..
FYI i didnt really hate it because i suck at it, Im always on the top three using demo KAAWBEEWM
after all its Christmas!
I'll let you go... bloody Christmas spirit =D
Thanks, the song was probably the worst thing to hit the internet that day but it gave me a laugh.
Have a good one mate =)