Dane Tesston said:
Tomorrows the last day to get your piece in. Anybody nervous? Excited? How do you feel?
Why, Ah'm doin just fine!
Actually, I didn't know about it, and I really have no intention of seriously applying for it.
However, that does leave open the possibility of applying in a very, very silly manner:
"Gamepunx Magazine has just released an exclusive interview with Cliff Blezinski of Epic Games. Details surrounding the nature of this 'interview' are still fuzzy, but apparently C.B. has finally gone over the edge. He has been ranting about a new Gears of War crossover that will feature Marcus Phoenix falling into the Infinity Blade universe. And landing on his gun.
"The alleged 'Gears of War:Infinite' will be a motion control Kinnect-only title in which Marcus finally discovers why a chainsaw/assault rifle is a bad idea. Bar oil and gunpowder mix to make sludge, jamming the Boom Stick of Doom, and leaving poor Markus with only the functional chainsaw to fend off hordes of medieval knights. Critics are reported as expecting an abundance of 'can-opener' jokes during the course of the game. And chest-high walls.
"Gamepunx further reports that Wyoming's own Table Interactive is working closely with Epic Games on the title, which will probably feature the Unreal engine, or maybe not. A very excited Blezinski insisted that the project will not be "just a rail shooter," but will also contain unlockable content, new armor and weapons, and exclusive hats for Team Fortress 2. When asked if that was a good idea, Gamepunx quoted him as saying "... 'duh' ..."
Thank you for reading.
[Once I read "...so suddenly the man who brought a gun to a sword fight is forced to get his hands dirty." That made my brain twitch, so I had to rebel against the concept that a man wielding an assault rifle/chainsaw could possibly have clean hands. And a reference to chest high walls was mandatory.]
Edit: Oh, and if Cliff Blezinski is reading this, then I'm... going to hide behind a chest high wall.