So, world gone yet?
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OH GOD I'M ON FIRE AHHH AHHH HELP HELP AHH-
Oh, sorry, it's nothing to do with the Apocolypse.
I just live in Queensland, Australia, and it's the fucking summer...
Oh, sorry, it's nothing to do with the Apocolypse.
I just live in Queensland, Australia, and it's the fucking summer...
Guess it happend while we where alseep and we are all living an illusion now set up by the aliens.
Srsly though: 12:33 here in The Netherlands, nothing happend, back to preparing my trip to London.
Srsly though: 12:33 here in The Netherlands, nothing happend, back to preparing my trip to London.
If so I must have died in my sleep. Oh well, the afterlife is remarkably similar to the regular one, so I believe it won't matter much. Back to painting!FelixG said:
What French town?MetalMagpie said:
Also, since there's no end of the world...take it away, Dara O'Briain!
As a lawyer I KNOW the importance of keeping up with the calendar, there're dates to be accomplished and when you don't... HOLY HELL comes down on top of you, for real, the consequences are tough, to quote GTA "real life doesn't have a reset button"! I work, though, not as a lawyer, but as a commercial administrator in a metal stamping factory, again man, DATES to be fulfilled.
Look, all I want to say is, there was a friggin' date, TODAY, to end the world, shit still hasn't gone down, so I DEMAND, as a citizen of human kind, to have access to the department responsible for this task, this cannot be! I work until 5:00 pm, they better finish their shit soon, because no one will pay them extra hours. The divine/alien/whatever administration is fucking up, someone's gonna get fired for this absurdity.
Look, all I want to say is, there was a friggin' date, TODAY, to end the world, shit still hasn't gone down, so I DEMAND, as a citizen of human kind, to have access to the department responsible for this task, this cannot be! I work until 5:00 pm, they better finish their shit soon, because no one will pay them extra hours. The divine/alien/whatever administration is fucking up, someone's gonna get fired for this absurdity.
I lived in Georgia for a while...so long as people are still sacrificing kidnapped Gators in the name of the all-mighty Uga then yeah, all is well.Zombie Izzard said:
Meanwhile in D.C. ... We got some rain...and apparently heavy winds (which knocked out power in Annapolis). Otherwise all is well. Today I'm going to my friend's new apartment and possibly helping them move whatever they couldn't get around to moving yesterday. Happy Solstice Everybody!!
Yeah, I dunno the name out of the top of my head, but some people decided this town he talked about wasn't going to end, so people began migrating there recently, to the point that local authorities seem to be barring people access to the poor town lol. There's also another place, but I have no idea where, that was going through the same problem. By the way, I think I read about this here on The Escapist hahahFalloutJack said:
Fire God from his job? Oh, I'd love to see that. That would make life complete, I think.Milanezi said:
You know what I was thinking... what if, by some strange coincidence, some huge natural disaster hit the world today? Preferably in a part of the planet that's never been hit by anything worth reporting. I'm not talking about end of the world levels of destruction, but enough to kill some hundreds of thousands of people. What would happen then?
We have an idea of what would happen, ever read Preacher? If you don't mind a one way ticket to hell, and don't get offended by blasphemies (seriously, this comic book went waaaaay over the line lol), pick it up NOW.FalloutJack said:
Basic story: God has retired, the archangels are ruling heaven and they put the seraphins in a pain in the ass work to create an entity with the "voice of god" (that is, a voice whose command cannot be disobeyed), this entity escapes and ends up in the body of a disillusioned preacher from Texas, who starts a quest to find God and confront him about why the fuck He created humanity just to fuck us over later on, throw a vampire in the mix, a "holy saint of killers", a badass sheriff, a boy nicknamed "asshole face" ("But... but... his face looks like an asshole!!!"), and Grant Morrisson, well... You're in for a treat.
Bugarach [http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20484590]FalloutJack said:
The BBC seems to have been hoping for some sort of news-worthy hilarity to happen there.