So you are a dictator now. What do you do?

[Sojoez]

As the title states, you are a dictator.

These are the basics.
Its an island.
There are a lot of raw materials and good fertile soil.
No people yet, you are waiting immigrants.
Its set in the current world.

What do you do? How do you rule? But most important, what are your extreme rules and regulations?



My laws:
No religions. I am your god here!
The music charts will include mostly alternative music.
Science and creativity are the most important things I want people to focus on. I want technology to be the biggest export.

 

[Naheal]

I'm prepping for immigrants? How big of an island is it? How are the waters around my island? What's the geological stability look like? What's the weather like? What kind of immigrants will I be getting? Do I have any hostile neighbors?

These are important questions that must be asked in order to prep for my nation.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Probably just kick back with a few beers and wait for my minions servants underlings slaves! to arrive.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

A tough but fair dictator at first, then when the power goes to my head borderline mad bond villian

My Laws:
Stupid or plainly ignorant comments made in public will be punishable with a slap in the face.
Anyone using text speech in writing or speech shall be sent to a work camp.
The news outlets shall be fair and unbiased, except when they saying what a nice and awesomre leader I am.
Every second sunday of the month, all inhabitants of the island will only move about via hopping on one leg. Failure to comply will result in death...or a stern telling off.
All crimes not already stated will be punished with ironic punishments

 

[Drakmeire]

dance party?
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note the name of the song
afterword. I don't know, just try and form the world's biggest human pyramid with the people from said party. and then order them to kill Micheal Bay

 

[FalloutJack]

Why, dictate, of course!

Welcome, welcome, to the island of Jacktopia! Please do not make any threatening moves around my robot guards, as they are all trained killers. You shall all become citizens of my country as we expand all over the world and rule it like Tyler Durden.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Demand immigrants pay me in dolls. Iplehouse [http://iplehouse.net/], Souldoll [http://www.souldoll.com/index.php], and Fairyland [http://dollfairyland.com/] preferred.

 

[Shirokurou]

I get the key people on the island under my wind to make sure a rebellion doesn't start.
Being paranoid is a must-be for a dictator.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

No religion...
Everyone must wear steak hats, on penalty of death...
Each morning at 6 AM, every inhabitant must sing and dance along to "Never Gonna Give You Up", on penalty of death...
No one can steal jokes from popular TV sitcoms... On penalty of death...

And finally...

No one can question the death penalty...

...on penalty of death!

 

[Crimson King]

I would punish those who oppose me with...detention! >

 

[New Troll]

Make sure internet access is garnished to the island. Set up island-wide Wi-Fi. Only allow a certain number of peops (friends and family) to come over. Party.

 

[Cogwheel]

Resign.

What? I'd feel bad about being a dictator.

 

[themyrmidon]

Common Sense and Common Decency are the only two principles, vague as they may be. Judging and sentencing to be carried out by myself and people I appoint to it as well. Other than that, everyone carries their own weight and we won't have any problems.

 

[Souplex]

Where is this island located?
The first thing I'd do is set up my distinctive dictator fashion. Every great dictator has one.

 

[drbarno]

forced labour to build a massive airship so I can take over the rest of the world.

 

[.No.]

I would establish a parliment, then have a sandwich.

 

[Scarim Coral]

First off I will outlaw internet troll so that my way country is a troll free one.
Second every parent WILL take responsibility for their child action on computer games.
Third is err profits???

 

[Austin Howe]

I'm a dictator now? Ok, call for immediate constitutional reform and implement democracy immediately.

. . .

What?

 

[TeeBs]

I'm going to disney land!

 

[TitanAtlas]

A iron law, in a scientific community, with alternative music (and classic rock), based on respect for your fellow neightbour.

Thiefes would lose theyre hands, murderers would be tortured, healed back to health, and tortured again, same for pedophiles and rapists and other type of scum, and everyone would have a goal within the community.

Apart from the job, people would have to do some volunteer work for the community. No corruption in the police or politics.

It would be a capitalist community, but with a balance that would penalize the too rich and help the too poor.

So basicly a capitalist community with a heavy law, and purpose to do the good in people.
Dont know if the community could be self sufficient, so we would also concentrate in tourism!!