Thats easy, FIRST abolish religion, SECOND all tea parties will be exiled to the isles of retardation, after i take control of the globe the isles will be moved to america so i dont have to hear glenn beck. SECOND all racists, homophobes, trolls, people from new jersey and fox news employees will be sodomized with chainsaws and thrown off a cliff, FINALLY play some minecraft motherf***er
So you are a dictator now. What do you do?
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Wait for people to come into my country, start playing Mob Goes Wild, and begin new revolution to get me out of office. I don't want it.
1.Start the imperium.
2.Every man must serve in the Imperial guard.
3.Find some way of making space marines then build chapters.
4.take over the rest of the earth.
5.Then step down when the emperor decides to turn up.
sorry if i've spelt anything wrong
2.Every man must serve in the Imperial guard.
3.Find some way of making space marines then build chapters.
4.take over the rest of the earth.
5.Then step down when the emperor decides to turn up.
sorry if i've spelt anything wrong
Wow, a lot of people outright banning all religions here, I would create a religious freedom within reason, and since I am the dictator I get to decide what is reasonable.
I would build an awesome stone castle in the centre of the Island that would house me and all my advisors and all civic functions. The island would be powered by a hydro electric power, wave power, and solar power.
The economy would be capitalist based with all social aspects socialised eg. healthcare, education.
To keep it corruption free everyone would be personally answerable to me, so double-dealing politicians? DEPORTED. people abusing social care? DEPORTED People scamming or blackmailing? DEPORTED. Major offences that deserve punishment (murder) would be locked up for life, with bread, water and no other comforts.
We would be a small island, between 50 000 and 100 000 people, but we would import as little as possible, and all businesses would be local or island-wide. (no trans-national companies unless we start them.)And we would get money from other countries by exporting our raw/produced materials, and through tourism.
EDIT: 100th post woohoo
I would build an awesome stone castle in the centre of the Island that would house me and all my advisors and all civic functions. The island would be powered by a hydro electric power, wave power, and solar power.
The economy would be capitalist based with all social aspects socialised eg. healthcare, education.
To keep it corruption free everyone would be personally answerable to me, so double-dealing politicians? DEPORTED. people abusing social care? DEPORTED People scamming or blackmailing? DEPORTED. Major offences that deserve punishment (murder) would be locked up for life, with bread, water and no other comforts.
We would be a small island, between 50 000 and 100 000 people, but we would import as little as possible, and all businesses would be local or island-wide. (no trans-national companies unless we start them.)And we would get money from other countries by exporting our raw/produced materials, and through tourism.
EDIT: 100th post woohoo
Oh, speaking of banning religion, I almost forgot! Once I have become one with the computer, I will declare that no god is to be venerated above me. I will not ban religion entirely, nor will I spread propaganda about me creating the world or being son of a god or anything, I will simply require all citizens to acknowledge that whosoever they consider a god is beneath the Grand All-Seeing Benevolent Digital Overlord, Eternally Wise Keeper of All He Surveys, Whose Judgment Guides Us Through Times Harsh and Pleasant: Stephen, Glory To His Name.
(Yes, that is my full title. It must be spoken in full every time I am mentioned, on penalty of public disgrace and reduction in credit rank (as described in my last post). It will also be illegal for any of my citizens to be named Stephen, or any variation thereof; I am quite literally invoking the One Steve Limit.)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneSteveLimit
(Yes, that is my full title. It must be spoken in full every time I am mentioned, on penalty of public disgrace and reduction in credit rank (as described in my last post). It will also be illegal for any of my citizens to be named Stephen, or any variation thereof; I am quite literally invoking the One Steve Limit.)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneSteveLimit
Everyone has to work at a specific task but everyone has a nice life - good housing, recreational facilities e.t.c
Religion is allowed but only in specific places.
(I belive that religion is a nececary part of the human psychology and with out it productivity would be reduced)
Freedom of speech is allowed to a level.
If you commit a serious crime - Rape, murder etc. you either have to fight in arena battle where the winners get a quick death. Or you have to make your own bullet before you are shot *(saves Me money on maufacuturing)
Everyone male or female has to do a year in the army every five years for the age of 20 to 50.
Also I get statues made out of my enemies bones or out of solid diamond.
Religion is allowed but only in specific places.
(I belive that religion is a nececary part of the human psychology and with out it productivity would be reduced)
Freedom of speech is allowed to a level.
If you commit a serious crime - Rape, murder etc. you either have to fight in arena battle where the winners get a quick death. Or you have to make your own bullet before you are shot *(saves Me money on maufacuturing)
Everyone male or female has to do a year in the army every five years for the age of 20 to 50.
Also I get statues made out of my enemies bones or out of solid diamond.
if I'm looking for immigrants then I need to draw them over, which means I need to make it ideal, or at least seem that way. I'd exploit the resources to an extent, but try and maintain a balance.
ruleswise, no politically minded citizens. I don't mean that in a 'I don't want any opposition way', I mean it in a 'extreme right wing people piss me off' kinda way. Other than that, no synthesized music. By that I mean overly synthesized, remixes can be good but if you begin with something artificial whats the point?
Finally I'd try and provide as good conditions for everybody, but this would have to be reflected by the size of dwellings. At least the poor people could have really nice, albeit really small, houses. As long as people are happy then there's less littering and vandalism and less requirement of a police presence. In fact, I'd expect the population to know all officers by name.
ruleswise, no politically minded citizens. I don't mean that in a 'I don't want any opposition way', I mean it in a 'extreme right wing people piss me off' kinda way. Other than that, no synthesized music. By that I mean overly synthesized, remixes can be good but if you begin with something artificial whats the point?
Finally I'd try and provide as good conditions for everybody, but this would have to be reflected by the size of dwellings. At least the poor people could have really nice, albeit really small, houses. As long as people are happy then there's less littering and vandalism and less requirement of a police presence. In fact, I'd expect the population to know all officers by name.