So you are walking into your house and your keys fall on the floor...

[BattlePope]

"War... War never changes..."

OR

"Hello intrepid hero! We've taken your other stuff so as to motivate you into saving us from the , and in doing so, you'll have rescued the world! This quest will net a total of 500Gil and 7350Exp upon completion. Please send any questions or comments to..."

OR

"You didn't think you could just get rid of me? Project Mayhem has already begun!"

OR (and this is my personal favorite)

"Well I'm alone there now... in our 'special place'... waiting for you... in Silent Hill..."

 

[pwnthemonkeys]

This is a gift from the little sisters. And if you rip open the teddy bear you get a tonic and 400 ADAM.

 

[skintrade]

Thank you for using the limited time trial of the new Time-Warp Property Swap software from CERN.

You have 28 days left to activate your license key and gain full control of your property.

Any property lost in space-time due to the expiration of a trial can be recovered by sending a cheque for 1.88bn US$ (1.36bn euros) and a completed thesis on the benefits of a pulse phased barium sweep beam to the Particle Accelerator Group (CERN) Switzerland.

-
Software functionality is only guaranteed when running under Windows 14, MacOS XVI and Sinclair Basic. Your future/past self should have thought of that...

 

[skintrade]

"You're my wife now Dave...."

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"Noticed you haven't had any furniture or possessions in this apartment since you were laid off twelve weeks ago. Felt bad, left teddy bear.

The Landlord."

 

[Cody211282]

"(something in German)"

Tediz... I hate those guys...

that made me laugh hard, nice one.

OT: Moved into a new place, didn't think you would mind if I took a few things.

Kip(my old roommate)

PS. found the bear under your bed thought you might like it

PSS. Its ok if I take this right?

 

[natural_fighter64]

All of your furniture are belong to us.

 

[Motti]

'huggy huggy'

. . . the sad thing is that I am probably one of a very small group who will get that. Cookie for the reference.

 

[RoB._.O]

Trade ya.

 

[Lord Krunk]

'huggy huggy'

. . . the sad thing is that I am probably one of a very small group who will get that. Cookie for the reference.

Oh god, Planet Sketch. Used to see it a lot a few years back. Strange show.

On-Topic: 'Punk'd'

 

[Osaris]

"lamb is watching"

OR

mIrRoRs aRE mOrE FuN tHAn TeLEvIsIOn.

sHE hAs dYEd hER hAIr rED.

 

[Kollega]

"Lombaxes were here. Sorry, but we were a bit low on bolts. So long, and thanks for all the furniture."

 

[Motti]

Wow, I wasn't expecting that many people to get it. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing I'm not sure.

Spoiler: as promised, here is your cookie

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this."

You win the thread.

"try again"

 

[mesoforte]

"It's dangerous to go alone, take this."

You win the thread.

"try again"

I'm glad someone got it.

 

[Pm0n3y]

“Y'know, they say that a person's personal belongings could tell alot about their life. If that's the case, THEN NOW...YOU HAVE NO LIFE.”
-The robbers that just jacked all your shit (who would've thought we were the philosophical types, eh?).

“I.O.U.”
-Your roommate

“U.O.US.”
-The bank

 

[MasterSqueak]

"Come back to the base, 023."

Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.