So you are walking on the side walk one day....

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matumba

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I would do...
Absolutely nothing. I would buy a nice fob and wear the watch with my waistcoat for all time knowing that it was safe from abuse with me. Perhaps destroy it or raise a child up to be the next...*cue heroic music*...WATCH WATCHER!


Perhaps the "Watchman"?
 

Rassan

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Go through life and make decisions and see where that goes and restart it if I don't like it. Make people think ghosts are haunting them, pants the President during a speech and launch multiple nukes across the world-Freeze time and watch the nukes from a safe distance then go forward, see what damage was caused then reverse time and punch popular political commentators then watch their reaction on T.V. after getting hit by something invisible.
 

TheMadTypist

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matumba said:
I would do...
Absolutely nothing. I would buy a nice fob and wear the watch with my waistcoat for all time knowing that it was safe from abuse with me. Perhaps destroy it or raise a child up to be the next...*cue heroic music*...WATCH WATCHER!


Perhaps the "Watchman"?
Hmmm, interesting. A superhero who is super through inaction. How about rig a setup to have the watch freeze by itself, thus disappearing from our timestream? It would need someone on the other side to bring it back, and with no-one there...
 

matumba

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TheMadTypist said:
matumba said:
I would do...
Absolutely nothing. I would buy a nice fob and wear the watch with my waistcoat for all time knowing that it was safe from abuse with me. Perhaps destroy it or raise a child up to be the next...*cue heroic music*...WATCH WATCHER!


Perhaps the "Watchman"?
Hmmm, interesting. A superhero who is super through inaction. How about rig a setup to have the watch freeze by itself, thus disappearing from our timestream? It would need someone on the other side to bring it back, and with no-one there...
If the watch were to freeze itself wouldn't it just appear to be not working? Wait no..if time moves in a forward progression it would...ugh my brain hurts, this is not good 2:30 am thinking.


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I don't think I could ever have the patience to solve a Rubik's Cube even given all the time in the world. Last time I had one I pulled a Gordian Knot and replaced all the stickers in order.
 

TacticalAssassin1

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
Stand on the grassy knoll at Kennedy's assassination with a gun and purposely have someone see me and take a picture, I'd also be wearing a clown suit. Then do the same at the MLK assassination, people will think there's some clown conspiracy.
Yes dude!
Can I be the photographer? Go back with a minigun and dress up as an alien and listen for the WTF!!! amongst the crowd.. hehe

TheMadTypist said:
matumba said:
I would do...
Absolutely nothing. I would buy a nice fob and wear the watch with my waistcoat for all time knowing that it was safe from abuse with me. Perhaps destroy it or raise a child up to be the next...*cue heroic music*...WATCH WATCHER!


Perhaps the "Watchman"?
Hmmm, interesting. A superhero who is super through inaction. How about rig a setup to have the watch freeze by itself, thus disappearing from our timestream? It would need someone on the other side to bring it back, and with no-one there...
Interesting indeed... But surely you'd want it hanging around somewhere (definitely NOT with the american govt. mind you) so that you could always go forward in time and 'discover' the cure for cancer...

As for me, I'd go forward in time and grab the tastiest, most orgasmicly chocolaty cake in existance, and eat it, then go back and eat it, then go back and eat it, then go back and eat it, then go back and eat it, then go back and eat it, then go back and eat it, then go back and eat it...
 

Scrythe

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I'd invent Stop Motion Synchronized Chair Dancing, make videos, upload on Youtube.

The again, I could have a lot of things I don't deserve for free...
 

Jedamethis

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Wow, nobody wants to take over the world? Not even Max?

I'd threaten everyone to bow down to me or they suddenly die.

Then I fuck with peoples minds!
 

GrimFandango92

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I'd strip everyone to their undies, steal their wallets and generally steal shit and fuck with people I don't like.
 

Dr Ampersand

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Stop time and arrange humanity into a human pyramid with it's 6 billion or so inhabitants. Also I'd rob a bank, get bullet proof clothing made, and replace Abraham Lincoln's clothes with it. Maybe go onto someones phone and post their texts on the internet or something. Maybe go into the future, get some flying pigs, go back and release them into the wild.
 

Murlin

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Xyphon said:
I go to the nearest electronics shop and take their top of the line computers, flatscreens, games and anything else I may need.
Same
 

Ren3004

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Generator said:
Old Trailmix said:
Personally, I would rob banks.
You've obviously never seen that episode of Twilight Zone where the guy got a watch that could control time. And having seen that episode, I would probably only use it when I absolutely HAD to screw with someone.
This is what I was thinking. I'd resume time, the destroy the watch, it's too dangerous.

Other than that, well, it's like having a save spot you can use whenever you want. Maybe I could finally pass anatomy.

Yes, I know I have no imagination.
 

The Rockerfly

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I would probably get anyone who was having sex with anything and replace it with...
Dogs, cheerio's, cucumbers, animals, friends, family or whatever my mind wants
Oh and also on the end of my idea is to put a small hole in the condoms
I'm such a dick xD
 

Kollega

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I would just do everything and anything (assuming i don't age when time is stopped). As i have already said in other such thread,

Who has infinite amount of time,controls the universe.
 

GrinningManiac

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Do all the usual stuff like rob the banks, rearrange people and stuff.

THen? I'd get elaborate. Go around the countryside, picking up every and all sheep I find, and putting them all in Central London. Then unpause and watch the chaos.

Oh, and find Osama, and pick him up, and put him in a kneeling position in front of Obama in the Oval Room. You'd get a priceless "Wait, WHAT!?" moment from both of them