So you are walking on the side walk one day....

[cheese_wizington]

And you find an old stop watch on the ground. You pick it up and push the button, and everything around you stops moving. A man is standing still mowing his lawn, two children are silently frozen, squirt guns shooting out water that is halfway to its target; at a complete stand still. You press the button again, and the day resumes. You then turn one of the dials on the stop watch; the man starts walking backwards and the water go's back into the squirt guns. You turn the opposite dial rigorously and watch as the world speeds up around you. You push it forward slowly and the world moves in slow motion.

You realize you have the ability to bend time to your will. The question is, what do you do next?

Personally, I would rob banks, and rearrange people in hilarious positions. Me being my naughty self.

 

[Aqualung]

Pants EVERYONE.

 

[Tdc2182]

Pants EVERYONE.

Agreed. Rob banks and pants people.

Edit: by the way aqualung. HELL YAH TO MUSE, THEY rule.

 

[zacaron]

meh I wouldn't rob banks I'd find someone who has already robbed a bank then I would take all of the money they stole for myself and fill there bags with counterfit bills

 

[RavingPenguin]

Fight crime, but demand payment for my efforts.

 

[Xyphon]

I go to the nearest electronics shop and take their top of the line computers, flatscreens, games and anything else I may need.

 

[Dorian]

I would do things that are best left unsaid. And have my fill of it.
And then undo it.

After I've had my fill of that (whatever it is), I'll find my way to the nearest restaurant/Wal*Mart/shopping mall/reptilian pet store and have my fill of their wares.

And depending on if I can also take other people into the time pocket, I'd either rule over my world since no one could stop me, or stop time and rule over the frozen world with my king/queen of time.

 

[azurawolf]

I wouldn't do crimes. That's too damn predictable.
I would fuck with people.

I would take the guy's lawnmower and move it across the street. Then I would take the squirt guns and give them bananas instead.

 

[delet]

I believe a good quote could be used here.

"Bam! Pregnant! Bam! Pregnant!"

Perhaps I'm a bad person...

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Cheat my way through school and make shitloads of money by cheating at poker. And put everyone in clown makeup for giggles.

 

[cheese_wizington]

I wouldn't do crimes. That's too damn predictable.
I would fuck with people.

I would take the guy's lawnmower and move it across the street. Then I would take the squirt guns and give them bananas instead.

That's the kinda shit worthy of the allmighty stop watch.

 

[Zyxzy]

I'd finally see what happens to the light in the fridge.

 

[DJude]

well, if it truly did stop time then you would most likely die within the few moments prior to pressing the button that actually stopped time
unless you were completely unaffected by its, well, affects
then that would be all nice and dandy, to a certain extent, because if the world around you and all its contents were to stop, then you would be unable to breathe because the oxygen around you wouldnt be flowing/moving at all, you would be unable to move properly because gravity would cease to apply to you, and like i said earlier, die shortly after activating it(unless, and i know this may seem radical, you actually have the brains to resume time), BUT, if none of that at all mattered and it would just be comepletely perfect without flaw, then i would do damn well whatever i pleased
and i would enjoy it, very much (it would probably be unwise to go into further detail about what i would actually do because it may frighten those that remain sane enough to opperate fork-lifts/make a sandwich)

 

[PlainTwo]

I'd do a bunch of things I've always wanted to try, then rewind time if they turned out bad. Then of course when I get bored I'd fuck around with people.

 

[WolfThomas]

Fight crime dressed as an Edwardian dandy called the Chronographer or something...

 

[Generator]

Personally, I would rob banks.

You've obviously never seen that episode of Twilight Zone where the guy got a watch that could control time. And having seen that episode, I would probably only use it when I absolutely HAD to screw with someone.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

I'd finally see what happens to the light in the fridge.

EPIC WIN


OT: I would probably go everywhere and everywhen I had always wanted...Relive past glory, retry the things I skipped... I would play every out come, from every angle, and maybe, just maybe, realise that my life is where it is for a reason, and maybe see the hidden knolledge behind every scenario that I was too niave to see the first time around.

And that would only be the beginning.