I actually snorted milk out of my nose after reading that!OniKon said:...besides just because he has lived for millennia and has seen empires rise and fall doesn't mean he knows who had the most pre download number ones.
On topic, I would give him a copy of 'The Sims' and tell him he can have my soul as soon as he wins. The fool! He doesn't know there is no end, just an endless cycle of pixels who achieve more in their lives than you ever could down to the fact they can flawlessly play a guitar to a screaming crowd after just one week's practice. Also, he may change his mind on the whole 'reaping' thing when his computerised counterpart comes and takes away his favourite Sim after a little accident with the toaster...