So you meet Bobby Kotick in an alley...

[Iwata]

... what would you do? Talk to him? Compliment him? Offer helpful suggestions? Hit him with a pillowcase stuffed with doorknobs?

Leave your input.

 

[BoxCutter]

Walk right by him.

 

[dancinginfernal]

I tell him I dislike his manners in a kind and formal way.

 

[DaggerOfCompassion]

Shank him with my split-in-half copy of Modern Warfare 2. Many, many times. Than I go eat a bagel. I like bagels.

 

[Zannah]

Knock him out with a tranquilizer, drag him to a room filled with tin-foil, carve him up, and drop him into the sea, in a plastic bag?

 

[Snotnarok]

I don't do anything to him, that'd just prove all gamers are assholes. How ever I would imagine doing terrible things to him, that isn't illegal now is it? ....hmm...yes that is bloody....oh-hoihohohoho that's a good one......what?

 

[getbonus]

Smile and nod. Then knife him.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Tell the men in charge of the asylum I found their missing patient.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Knock him out with a tranquilizer, drag him to a room filled with tin-foil, carve him up, and drop him into the sea, in a plastic bag?

...

It's tarp. Dexter use Tarp.

 

[Iwata]

I just realized it: I am getting so sued.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

Nothing, but I'd ask why he's in an alley.
This is the infamous Blizzard Guy, right?

Shank him with my split-in-half copy of Modern Warfare 2. Many, many times. Than I go eat a bagel. I like bagels.

I've heard good things about bagels.

 

[DazZ.]

Slap him with an overpriced game.
Obviously I'd have to run to a shop, steal one and run after him again but it would be worth it.

Realistically though I'd just ask if it is him and then call him a dick. If he sticks around to ask why I'll happily tell him, more likely though he'll just toddle on his greedy way.

 

[Iwata]

Slap him with an overpriced game.
Obviously I'd have to run to a shop, steal one and run after him again but it would be worth it.

Realistically though I'd just ask if it is him and then call him a dick. If he sticks around to ask why I'll happily tell him, more likely though he'll just toddle on his greedy way.

He'd probably rob you at gunpoint first. I'm guessing by this stage he MUST be running out of original ideas to squeeze money out of gamers.

 

[Tdc2182]

Gimme all the money you made off of screwing IW.

 

[DaggerOfCompassion]

Nothing, but I'd ask why he's in an alley.
This is the infamous Blizzard Guy, right?

Shank him with my split-in-half copy of Modern Warfare 2. Many, many times. Than I go eat a bagel. I like bagels.

I've heard good things about bagels.

Infamous Activision and Blizzard guy. Also, bagels are very nice. I like bagels.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Hit him with a 9 Iron, ever since Bioshock.

 

[Judgement101]

Ummmmmm awkward for me but: Who?

 

[Cozzzy]

I would cut his face off, along with his fingers for good measure.

I would feign amnesia while wearing my Bobby Kotick mask and eventually get access to his old life. I would turn the company around and make sure my own briilliant games get created.

 

[Iwata]

Ummmmmm awkward for me but: Who?

Head of Activision, and he's the Robin to Jack Thompson's Batman.

In the words of Agent Pleakley: Here, educate yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Kotick

 

[HontooNoNeko]

I would RUN!

Hes Bobby Kotick he would stab me demand my wallet, sell my blood and sue me for getting his knife dirty.