So you meet Bobby Kotick in an alley...

[Sallix]

Ask if he's actually Bobby Kotick. If he replies "Yes", take a picture with him and post on the Escapist, asking people if they are mad.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Shake his hand and thank him for all the entertainment he has provided me with over the years. I could pay to see a comedian or I can go on to internet forums for free and get an even greater laugh out of the frothing at the mouth that his comments cause.

 

[IronyJones]

Hug him for not charging me 10 bucks to play online if I buy used.

 

[Eduku]

I'd sell him a bunch of flowers.

Then I'd take a bunch of the same flowers, and remove all of the petals.

Then I'd ask him if he wanted to buy these flowers at the same price.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

I shove a Playstation Move up his ass.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Is this after the big court case is over? If so, i'll give him a handshake for defending us..then after he walks by me i bash him with a pipe and steal all his possessions.

 

[Dogstile]

Tell him he's a prick.

Then walk away.

 

[teh_Canape]

Hit him with a 9 Iron, ever since Bioshock.

then graffitty in a wall "achievement unlocked: 9 iron-y: 5 GP", right?

XD

 

[Dr.Fantastic]

I would buy starcraft 2, then find him and make him eat the game. Case and all. Then I would take his wallet( you know, because i spent $60 on his game that i didnt even play). Plus he would be dead from loss of blood(the pieces of the disc/case would slice the inside of his throat). Not out of anger.

 

[oplinger]

I wouldn't do anything to him. Whatever i'd do he'd want to capitalize on it.

 

[jedizero]

Hold my arms up and beg him not to kill me, that my wallet is in my left pocket, and I won't call the cops.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Knock him out with a tranquilizer, drag him to a room filled with tin-foil, carve him up, and drop him into the sea, in a plastic bag?

...

It's tarp. Dexter use Tarp.

That's why I won't use tarp, it'd be copyright infringement, and I don't want HIM coming after me

Yeah...about him.

 

[Ldude893]

I'd chat with him and talk about video games and how he runs the industry behind it. The problems of words can only be solved with words.

 

[asinann]

Stab him in the face. Then take him to the hospital and use every DRM-like trick I can to make it impossible for him to get treatment.

 

[Denamic]

No one will see, no one will know, no one will find out.
Even if they knew, they'd thank me.
The world would be a better place.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Look at him dead in the eyes, then look down and shake my head as I walk past.

 

[SimuLord]

Shake his hand, then ask him what he thinks of the California game law and whether Activision's doing anything to help fight it.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

It includes curb-stomping and human feces. And it will be awesome.