So you wake up, and you're in Batle Royal.

[SonofaJohannes]

I'll steal a weapon, then run for my life, hide with my gun ready and pray that nobody finds me.

Don't forget you wear explosive collars once time is up boom unless your the last person your dead.

So You I got a spatula...Could try to steal a weapon...If I fail I can hope it will be quick

Alright, fine. When the last guy comes looking for me I'll ambush him.

 

[IndianaJonny]

You're only armed with a spatula, while everyone else got automatic weapons. Will you try to establish diplomatic relations with others, or find a friend to help you? Sneak up and kill someone and steal their weapons, or perhaps hide and wait for it all to be over?

Would you do anything at all, or try to stand on principle and refuse to play?

Is it wrong that whenever I'm bored in lectures I look around and consider what a Battle Royale scenario with all my lecture-mates would look like? (Casually, of course; not in a 'give-me-an-excuse-to-kill-people' way)

 

[YawningAngel]

Pick a dull looking building and hole up there for as long as possible. Everyone else can wear themselves out fighting, and by the time they're done there'll be lots of shiny automatic weapons just lying around.

 

[Jonesy911]

I'd do the exact same thing as the main character and hope I can chance my way through it like he did

 

[Goldeneye1989]

i would show them shame to be wrecked by a spatula

 

[Gaiseric]

O poop :/

I guess my cooking experience will come into play...

I've read most of the manga and from what I can gather, I'd say kill 'em all. If there's time to find out if someone is cool then I'd team up. Or I'd kill any rapey people first, then thin out the crazies and murderous dudes, and then try to help the people who by this point deserve to live more than me.

edit: and if it were possible to kill the people responsible for the show then I'd save my bloody war spatula to finish them off with.

 

[Gaiseric]

the manga actually proved to me that I'm not as desensitised to manga gore as I thought.

Did the same for me. That's one of the reasons I stopped reading it.

 

[Vault Girl]

screw everyone else, do anything to survive.

 

[Spygon]

i would hide somewhere until someone passed me with a better weapon then blind them by stabbing them in the eye with the spatula handle take there weapon kill them with it.Repeat until its over

what? dont look at me like that i am...a...well balanced.....nice..guy honest

 

[XHolySmokesX]

Find some allies, turn them against the higher threat, the ones who started the battle royal, and give them hope of getting out alive. Kill someone for their gun. que epic escape involving lots of really awesome stunts and stuff. yeah, thats exactly what would happen in real life. =P

 

[lettucethesallad]

Wait until people sleep, steal weapon, play the game. Screw trying to beat the system, I'd play to win.

 

[Android2137]

Just walk out in the open and ask someone to shoot me. I'm not psychologically or physiologically strong enough to endure that kind of situation.

 

[Nexus4]

Hide and let the others kill each other, some weapons will be left behind. (face it your pockets are not as deep as fallout 3 may lead you to believe ). Steal a gun, then hunt the rest down whilst they would be, understandably, traumatized by the killing of their friends.

 

[Jon Shannow]

Do what Kiriyama did, find a group of people unwilling to kill and brutally murder them for their weapons

 

[Scarim Coral]

I probably try killed myself somehow before the neck bracelet thing explode.

 

[holographicman]

cook some burgers and bribe the hungriest contestent for his gun

 

[UtopiaV1]

Battle Royal you say?

Well, I'd probably have to tackle the older Royals first, Prince Philip etc, but avoid the Queen herself, she looks very feisty and her bodyguards would probably be protecting her anyway. After the older ones are down, I'd move onto prince Harry/William, make sure they can't retaliate when I try to scare off their missus (well, just Kate really).

Finally, after I've knocked out Camilla, the Queen and I would Hadouken each other until someone goes down. Probably. I dunno, she seems like a Hadouken spammer to me.

I mean, do you see it going any differently? I don't really see the point of this thread, everyone know the Royal Family are the Royal equivalent of Dragon Ball Z, they would straight up kick anyone's ass. Especially if they're foreign-looking.

 

[Scars Unseen]

Ditch the spatula, set a trap, and play the game.

 

[Wuggy]

I would probably go stealhty for starters. Killing un-suspecting people and taking their guns. And when I'm armed to the teeth, I take a good vantage point and gun down everyone I come across. Perhaps if I manage to steal a sniper rifle, I continue my stealthy approach, remain stationary and hidden and take 'em out one by one.