So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?

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interspark

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jck4332 said:
interspark said:
jck4332 said:
Raise up an equally powerful army to defend myself if the first army ever betrays me.
i'm sure i don't need to point out the obvious loophole here?
If the second army betrays me as well, then I don't deserve to be in control of an army.
what if they just join the rebelling army out of peir pressure?
 

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Wait in hiding in the south pole for 200 years, then pop out again with the same army and take over the world again.
 

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interspark said:
jck4332 said:
interspark said:
jck4332 said:
Raise up an equally powerful army to defend myself if the first army ever betrays me.
i'm sure i don't need to point out the obvious loophole here?
If the second army betrays me as well, then I don't deserve to be in control of an army.
what if they just join the rebelling army out of peir pressure?
Try to make myself out as a martyr before I die I guess.
 

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Absolute power corrupts absolutely...

So I suppose I'd do whatever I want, whenever I want, to whomever I want.
 

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Create an epic palace with lots of awesome stuff, like a LOT of women, unlimited supply of food, every film and game ever made, stuff like that.
 

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For a Unified Earth:

1. A council is put together filled with a group of people from a range of multicultural beliefs and ethnicities. Experts on geo-politics, economics, ethics, politics, psychology and peaceful negotiations are brought in. The council forms a government which branches out as much as possible over the world with subdivisions in respective countries or districts, all accompanied by advisors and moderators to prevent corruption.
Left alone, I would fuck this place up.
2. Secularism is imposed as mandatory world over.
3. All beliefs, ideologies and non-harmful practices are nothing to do with the government.
4. Equality of rights, freedoms and marriage is available to everyone.
5. Religion is no longer taught in schools. In it's place are the optional subjects of Psychology and Philosophy.
6. Any Space programmes are effective immediately abandoned. Currently there is nothing to gain from spending huge amounts of currency on getting a nice view. Some day it may be necessary but having the world is currently dying right now and we have bigger problems.
7. Public-run "People's Sub-Councils" are established globally to ensure that local governing branches do not overlook the cultural or societal needs of any one nation or area. Governing branches must report back to the aforementioned council from #1 with approvals from the people's sub council. If these Approvals are not sent, government representatives will report to the governing branch and inquire as to the reason, and the sub council will be able to state their problem directly to the core government.
8. Programmes are put in place globally to help monitor Prisons more closely. More help groups are put in place and attempts are made to assist criminals, reduce riot rates and reduce suicide rates. The Death Penalty is abolished. Community Service projects are mandatory.
9. Taxes are drawn from countries globally, leaving a huge income rate for the Core Council, which then evenly distributes it amongst the governing branches in accordance with necessity. People's Sub-Councils may appeal to the branches if they are unsatisfied with funding or taxes in their area.
 

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Saviordd1 said:
The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say :D
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)



ok 1 question ........ where do i get to sign up to join your amazing army all hail saviordd1 our great beloved leader :D
 

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danpascooch said:
Your not the first one to point out that flaw but i know its tyrannical, as ive said before, i'd be a dick except for special things, think evil but not kitten strangling evil

Jaime_Wolf said:
I am really, really truly trenemdously happy that none of you are likely to ever rule the world.

It's like a neverending parade of terrible ideas, awkward nerd revenge plots, infantile morality, and completely over-the-top punishment for anything you don't personally like, and consequences be damned. All this with a healthy dose of hilarious elitism regarding the regulation of "stupid" people. How precisely do you intend to test these people? What sort of intelligence? Do they need to be good at math? Maybe they need to be good writers. Are we going to just use a pre-existing test that shows systematic favor toward upper-class white males? Are you going to try to develop a test that doesn't (again, what are you going to test? How do you plan to make a test without these biases when everyone else has failed to do so?)? Are you going to just ignore the incredibly intelligent people who don't test well? Who's going to grow the food?

Thankfully, I imagine you'd all be deposed in a matter of days given what I've seen thus far.
Obviously you don't get the idea of "what if" if you have the ability to conquer the world i dont think law enforcement will be a true problem, none of these posts will happen (I think) its just meant to be a joke and a sharing of ideas, don't over analyze it.
And it clarify, I don't mean mentally challenged people, i mean the people who have no right to exist, the ones who NEED the little warning label on a cup of coffee that says "warning, contents are hot" that kind of stupid, hope that clarifies your problems.

Plurralbles said:
No way. Really? Those freakin' Swedes even gave up? Holy cow. Miracle! Anyway, yeah, 100 days of celebration. Celebrate in anyway you can with the rubble you have left of your homes everyone, you are now under my dominion!

Now proceed to go A Brave New World all up in here!
Haha this one made me laugh :D

Plurralbles said:
Jaime_Wolf said:
I am really, really truly trenemdously happy that none of you are likely to ever rule the world.

It's like a neverending parade of terrible ideas, awkward nerd revenge plots, infantile morality, and completely over-the-top punishment for anything you don't personally like, and consequences be damned. All this with a healthy dose of hilarious elitism regarding the regulation of "stupid" people. How precisely do you intend to test these people? What sort of intelligence? Do they need to be good at math? Maybe they need to be good writers. Are we going to just use a pre-existing test that shows systematic favor toward upper-class white males? Are you going to try to develop a test that doesn't (again, what are you going to test? How do you plan to make a test without these biases when everyone else has failed to do so?)? Are you going to just ignore the incredibly intelligent people who don't test well? Who's going to grow the food?

Thankfully, I imagine you'd all be deposed in a matter of days given what I've seen thus far.
I'd be terrified if anyone didn't think my post was a joke, personally. I know I'm after your post but that's kinda' mean. I'm not infantile. Nor the other adjectives you used.

Anyway, good sir, how do you plan to rule your planet? Are you going to have second thoughts after all the governments are destroyed, entire peoples' are displaced, and your army still needs to be paid?

There's a lot of work to do.
Alot of people over analyze these threads for what they are, just jokes, ah well.
Akatosh said:
My Agenda as "Ruler of Earth and it's People"

*First few days- Crush last resistances refusing my reign, set up a military base in every last country, disperse my troops accordingly.
*First month- Draw up planes for "Atlas" my floating capital city, to basically be a giant flying cruise ship, the size of a city, that will travel around the world.
*Following months- Have my generals take control of major countries to control until other candidates can be found. Eventually having people vote in Ministers(who serve a term of 5 years) to control minor issues within their own countries while I(the Chancellor, who rules until the majority of Ministers see him/her "unfit")oversee global issues and the Ministers.
*By the end of the first year- Establish a global currency and economy. Have the people vote on which major language will become the "Human Language". Begin writing global laws loosely based around a less harsh Hammurabi code. Move my center of government from wherever I was ruling from, to the now completed Atlas.


From there I would just want to do the following in no particular order
1. Have my top scientists develop a cheap, fast growing, crop that could be produced in huge numbers, codenamed "Mana". Build government run Mana farms in areas of extreme poverty or hunger, to be dispersed among the population equally.
2. Put large amounts of money into disease, space travel, and military research.
3. Establish colonies on Nearby planets for the sake of......ahh fuck it, I just wanna run a space government already.
Haha you word it like your researching more disease but i get the whole "i want the universe" idea

Byere said:
Saviordd1 said:
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)
Ok, so first, to deal with your list...

1. Yes, I agree... but there are so many more degrading jobs they could be doing.
2. I'm kinda callous, so I think the gene pool would need a good cleaning rather than have a slave...
3. Meh, I'm a bit iffy on that. Sure, if something happens to them and they aren't able to help towards society anymore, then peacefully put them down (or execute them privately if they're one of these nasty a-holes). Otherwise, retirement is alright by me.
4. Within a day is a bad idea, simply because there are innocents who get wrongly convicted. Within a week if it's an unsure verdict. The same day if they prove themselves to be truely evil bastards (though, of course, I/we would be immune to such judgements >.>)
5. Totally disagree with this one... I like Subway... They can join McDonalds till staff and the leaders heard from #1
6. "A" hungry tiger? No... a family of tigers.
7. By "re-education facilities", I hope you mean "drafted into the army under the strictest trainers we can find".
8. Not heard of Pinera Bread, but I do hope some pizza places get to stay open too. There's a place called Salsa Pizza near me that does the BEST. PIZZA. EVER!!! (that, and I like pizza sometimes, not always Subways or burgers)
9. Agreed
10. This one just made me lol, but I agree nonetheless.
11 & 12. I'd just go straight to the execution/s.

To add to the list, particularly #9. All religions will be kept in check so as to stay peaceful. Any form of over-zealous practition will be crushed long before anyone becomes a fanatic.
Also, Governments will be run by COMPETENT people who will not mess things up in my absence.
Finally, felines will once again become classed as sacred creatures like in ancient Egypt. Harming or killing one with intent (except in self-defence with the larger varieties) will be punishable by death.
By re-education facilities i mean a place where they are mind wiped and re-taught life in general. But yeah the idea of local "fast" food restaurants in general is a good idea, just not the nation wide ones. And a week would be fine too but not the whole waiting for freaking years to get whats coming to you.

kannibus said:
Get me a taco!
I like it!!

Gerrawn said:
Step One: Construct Legions of SPEHSS MEHREENS
Step Two: Conquer the Galaxy
Step Three: ????
Step Four: Profit
This sounds vaguely familiar ;)

Mariner said:
I will become the God-Emperor and spread the Terran Empire to the farthest reaches of the galaxy and beyond.
This cant possibly fail!!...wait a tick

Deshin said:
*sips coffee and cracks fingers*

Where to start, where to start... my first step would be the entire unification of the world's resources into a single entity. The concept of trade unions and artificial borders would cease to be and the whole world would be unified under a single flag, Earth. Then on the heels of this proposal all the Earth's combined intelligence would be unified into single entities. Military would be significantly less than the entire world's current military and, should the need arise, I'll always have the Robot/Demon army to quell any possible uprisings should the military not be able to handle it.

Medicine would be united, all the best scientists in the world would be brought together and tasked with eradicating disease. No "take this pill forever" crap either, nothing less than a clean bill of health. Resources would be directed at this initative with the aim of curing every possible disease by the year 2025. Food would also start to be regulated and the now-fed populous will be tasked with creating adequate shelter for the impoverished of the world; hunger would be eradicated within a year with homelessness solved by the year 2015

Schools would be made global and everybody would receive an education. The bright would be given chances to ascend to further education for specific roles (scientists, etcs) and the not so bright would instead be allowed adequate physical and practical training to become excellent labourers. Jobs would not be paid ludicrous amounts of cash while others paid practically nothing so the concept of job superiority would begin to diminish; nothing would be more important than an honest day's work.

The world's laws would be rewritten to make some things less criminal while at the same time finding better ways to handle existing criminals. Rehabilitation would be preferred over incarceration, but for the worst, most heinous crimes a special prisons would be constructed. Weapons would be allowed for all adults, limited to at most handguns and bladed weapons, and proper training (and hell, an apptitude test) would be given. An armed, powerful society of would discourage criminal activity.

The unified space program would be created to allow for human expansion to the stars. By the year 2035 the first artificial moonbase is opened. By the turn of the century man has
already begun terraforming Mars.
Very forward thinking...ill take it! :D
Thespian said:
For a Unified Earth:

1. A council is put together filled with a group of people from a range of multicultural beliefs and ethnicities. Experts on geo-politics, economics, ethics, politics, psychology and peaceful negotiations are brought in. The council forms a government which branches out as much as possible over the world with subdivisions in respective countries or districts, all accompanied by advisors and moderators to prevent corruption.
Left alone, I would fuck this place up.
2. Secularism is imposed as mandatory world over.
3. All beliefs, ideologies and non-harmful practices are nothing to do with the government.
4. Equality of rights, freedoms and marriage is available to everyone.
5. Religion is no longer taught in schools. In it's place are the optional subjects of Psychology and Philosophy.
6. Any Space programmes are effective immediately abandoned. Currently there is nothing to gain from spending huge amounts of currency on getting a nice view. Some day it may be necessary but having the world is currently dying right now and we have bigger problems.
7. Public-run "People's Sub-Councils" are established globally to ensure that local governing branches do not overlook the cultural or societal needs of any one nation or area. Governing branches must report back to the aforementioned council from #1 with approvals from the people's sub council. If these Approvals are not sent, government representatives will report to the governing branch and inquire as to the reason, and the sub council will be able to state their problem directly to the core government.
8. Programmes are put in place globally to help monitor Prisons more closely. More help groups are put in place and attempts are made to assist criminals, reduce riot rates and reduce suicide rates. The Death Penalty is abolished. Community Service projects are mandatory.
9. Taxes are drawn from countries globally, leaving a huge income rate for the Core Council, which then evenly distributes it amongst the governing branches in accordance with necessity. People's Sub-Councils may appeal to the branches if they are unsatisfied with funding or taxes in their area.
I get the feeling you've thought this out, but i like it :D

ashglent said:
Saviordd1 said:
The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say :D
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)



ok 1 question ........ where do i get to sign up to join your amazing army all hail saviordd1 our great beloved leader :D
Haha :D But what would YOU do with this sort of power?
 

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"Haha you word it like your researching more disease but i get the whole "i want the universe" idea"

ohhh yes I want to give those damn Europeans the black plague again. And it's not so much "i want the universe" as it is "I want Earth and nearby worlds so when my successor fucks up the planet I can just move." I like to think my glorious Terrenus Republic is a dictatorship with democracy holding me ba-errr I mean guiding me.
 

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well since their was a question about what would you do if you were a dictator a little while ago on here and I said that my country would be a PMC for other countries to use until they become completley reliant on us and thus crumble when we refuse them our service so in essence I would have already taken over the world and since my country had researched mobile suits and space colonies our next step would be to begin space exploration and domination in order to assert our dominence not just over this world but over the entire galaxy.
 

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Now my brain tells me that i should install a socialist democracy, divide world back into nations for the sole purpose of making things manageable but keeping influence over the army of Geth in case shit hits the fan.

My heart tells me to create a dictatorship with thought police. As much of a "Good Guy" i am, i know that if i keep up the propaganda and give enough useless token freedoms like maybe let my stupid peons own guns they'll let me do just about anything. I'll convince the people of the world that i was chosen by an immortal goddess who communicates through games i design to rule the world, and that people who challenge me are horrible villains.
While the people blindly worship me, i could be living it up. Devote a country to raising army of hyper-intelligent dogs, kill anyone who uses the term "Furfag," and make stupid decisions a capital offense.
...that would be great.
 

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The Stonker said:
Blueruler182 said:
Things stay the same unless I'm bored. I don't feel the need to run all the countries personally, but whoever looks at me funny gets tied down and forced to was a Twilight marathon. Also, I'm murdering the music industry and a few actors. Shove a furking pipe bomb down Beiber's throat, which is more terrifying because the army I've chosen to take the world over with is zombies.

Oh, and there's going to be a proper X-men movie and a god damn Heroes for Hire movie! Luke Cage will live on screen!

So, basically, I'll have fixed all the real problems.
I agree with most of the things, but murder the music industry? There are other musicians then Bieber.

But I would give people equal rights and then resign, why? Because I would like it to continue as a democracy and unite the world under one banner.
I hate the modern music industry with a few rare exceptions, and I find it easier just to murder them all than to pick and chose between bands. I am also a lazy ruler.

Also, stepping down means the world is no longer my plaything, I can't give that up. Not without a fight! In a Dr. Doom set of armour... Y'know what, there's gonna be a lot of Marvel themed defenses.
 

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itsausernamewhatofit said:
Saviordd1 said:
The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say :D
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)
your country is the kind I WANNA LIVE IN!
Seriously that would be a utopia 'course I would suggest having fox torched WHILE the world was being taken over (that can't happen soon enough)


Can i live in your Country?

And can i have the Honor of Shooting The Fox news Employees?
 
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I would:

1)Make common sense required by LAW. Those who do not have it must take a special course for it. If you cannot learn it, then you do not graduate.

2) Shadow of the collosus will be made mandatory material in school

3) Everyone will treat everyone with respect, regardless of creed, thought, or preference. Those who refuse to show respect over these things will be kicked in the nads.

4) Violent/dangerous criminals (murderers/rapists) will be given actually DECENT sentences and be forever tagged so they can be tracked down if they escape or when they are released so we can keep tabs on them. Second offenders get life sentences and bottom-rung-labor. If they escape and commit a third super-serious offense, they will be shot on sight even if they surrender.

5) Extremism will be outlawed. Offenders will be kicked in the nads.

6) Stupid "weeding out" courses in schools will be banned. Stop wasting our time and money.

7) My government and officials must be transparent and accountable. If someone is double dipping to buy a golden toilet, the public has a right to know, so they can get upset and then I can boot the guy out.

8) I will rule fairly. But if assasins or an army attempt to kill me, I will come down hard on their asses and show no mercy. I like to think I'm a hero, but I am vindictive as hell to those who want to mess with me.
 

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@ kiralon:

I refuse to quote you because I do not want to be a space whore, but I believe every single word you posted was from http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

I guess you thanked him... so credit given where credit is due

Jaime_Wolf said:
I am really, really truly trenemdously happy that none of you are likely to ever rule the world.

It's like a neverending parade of terrible ideas, awkward nerd revenge plots, infantile morality, and completely over-the-top punishment for anything you don't personally like, and consequences be damned. All this with a healthy dose of hilarious elitism regarding the regulation of "stupid" people. How precisely do you intend to test these people? What sort of intelligence? Do they need to be good at math? Maybe they need to be good writers. Are we going to just use a pre-existing test that shows systematic favor toward upper-class white males? Are you going to try to develop a test that doesn't (again, what are you going to test? How do you plan to make a test without these biases when everyone else has failed to do so?)? Are you going to just ignore the incredibly intelligent people who don't test well? Who's going to grow the food?

Thankfully, I imagine you'd all be deposed in a matter of days given what I've seen thus far.
You sir, are very negative. Unfortunately, the punishment for this is death...

But seriously, how is Demarchy not a step in the right direction? Every intelligent citizen of earth will have (near) instant communication with anyone and everyone else, there will be no elections as all decisions will be made by everyone directly affected by said decision.

But even that is not ideal, if you want PROOF of the success of the benefits of world-wide dictatorial control than look no further: It is PROVEN that any creature of any species will act in such a way as to maximize its own reproductive success (unless its retarded or something). In any such species, every individual will possess differing genetic and behavioral characteristics (Behavioral characteristics are obviously linked to genetic characteristics, but are also based on environment. The magnitude of the effects these sources have on beavior is debatable.) that the creature will subconciously use to maximize his/her own reproductive success. Again, this has all been PROVEN.

Now, what is ideal for the individual is almost NEVER ideal for the species as a whole. This is simply because, all creatures are willing to "cheat" to win. An example: every member of a species is a pansy except for a minority of creatures with what we'll call "assholes" who only steal food from the hardworking "pansies". Obviously, the ideal situation for the species is to not have any "assholes", but because "assholes" have such a strong advantage over "pansies" while they are in the minority, the "assholes" will prosper and the "pansies" will decline in number. Ultimately this scenario will stabalize at some ratio of "assholes" and "pansies", because a society of mostly "assholes" would starve becase they are unwilling to get food for themselves.

This final scenario is what we see in the real world. Even humans follow this very simple model. Would it not be better for humanity as a whole to follow one directive, one unified dictatorial government on behalf of all of humanity then to have numerous fractured, underhanded, and ineffectual governments who care only for their own interests, whether they help or hinder the peoples of other nations? Clearly a dictatorial world government, even if moderately corrupt, even if run by an escapist, will be more beneficial to mankind simply because national competition, war, and (to some extent) politics in general, will be gone. Even the worst ruler of a unified peoples will be more effective than a hundred thousand squabbling "assholes"

Food for thought