So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?

[moretimethansense]

1: Equal rights for everyone, period.

I'm noticing a contradiction here

2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down

Please tell me you can see it too.

4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty

And if they later turn out to be innocent?


OT:
I'd rule with an iron fist, set up my own personal several hundred strong harem of girls from around the globe with my prefer ed girl being Aya Hirano (as you said I'm the king!), ban organized religion and set up a massive, globe spanning intelligence network to keep tabs on dissidents.

It wouldn't be all bad though, all would be equal (beneath me) with bigotry in all it's forms be punishable by public flogging, I'd set up education centers around the world to eradicate, or at least lower the prevalence of ignorance and stupidity, there would be a system set up so that anyone could lodge a formal complaint and my Intel group would investigate and deal with it, the elderly and the infirm would be looked after by my order to lift the burden from their families and finally I would divert funds and soldiers to ensure the development of Shenmue 3, I'd also force Obsidian to hire some god damned QA testers.

5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway

Since I agree with this I'm stealing it, though I'd likely send them to be made in to some kind of industrial product rather than let them interact with the general populace.

 

[p3t3r]

2: We bury all records of everything that Cartoon Network has done for the past 5 years.

Adventure time your point is invalid. the regular show is okay too. well the punchies episode at least.

ban winter would be what i would do, and this one girl wants me to kidnap her when i take over the world.

 

[Merkavar]

after conquering the world i would retreat underground into a maze of caverns with my army and sleep for 1000 years. I would then emerge and conquer the world again.

 

[BenzSmoke]

Posted in the order I thought of them. Helps if you read number 13 & 14 first.

1) Equal rights for everyone.

2) Remove FOX news (I use this term loosely.) from existence.

3) Use funds from countries that don't need them to help countries that do.

4) Relocate and strip the power of all right-wing dipsh*ts and overly religious blowhards.

5) Institute a school system that is based around the intelligence and skill of the student.

6) Have classes on acceptance be taught at an early age. Reinforced by children's television.

7) Launch educational campaigns called "Eliminating Ignorance" and "Common Sense."
(These requires the attendance of adults as well as children.)

8) Make education (even college level) free for everyone. (One of the biggest priorities that would be funded by government money.)

9) Put an "eye-for-an-eye" style punishment system into place.
(If you murder someone, you're murdered. If you steal, the item is returned to the owner along with something of yours that's of equal value.)

10) Upgrade Law Enforcement, better weapons and armor. As well as vehicles that will always be faster than those available to the public.

11) Put environmental laws into place that heavily charge offending individuals/companies.
(Money will be enough to repair damage as well as help improve other government funded things, like education.)

12) Create a world-wide recycling program.
(This will provide employment as well as make the world greener.)

13) Switch all currency to a universal "credits" system. ("Credits" will always maintain their value no matter what.)

14) Government can fund anything.
(Government have unlimited money, this won't effect the economy since "credits" will always retain their value.)

15) The military will protect all wildlife reserves and similar areas. Pouching is met with death.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I rename the government to the "Infinite Empire," marry my gf, have the capital set up wherever I want, and start putting people to work. If people work and make fair wages, crime should go down. I'd also pour a lot of funds into medical research and space programs. The middle east would be straightened out by separating all of the people there that can't get along and putting them on their own artificial islands if they show that they can't get along after hearing the island threat.

A uniform set of laws will be put in place, but each region (there would be regions about the size of your average state in the US so that they're easier to manage) would be able to make their own laws or add on to the laws that are universal. Each region would have a small congress-type subgovernment that makes decisions, and the congress-type government will be elected by the people.

Religion is free to be chosen or not chosen by the people. Stupid people will be made to do manual labor. Everyone is free to do with their money as they see fit, but will be taxed, as there are some things that just can't be done with the money a region can raise. Roads will be built, and industry will rise. Trade is a thing of the past, since everything now belongs to me, so prices of what were once "foreign" are now more reasonable.

Each region is allowed to keep their original culture unless it directly conflicts with the universal laws of the Infinite Empire. Physical fitness and the arts are to be taught in every school. While there will be schools available, they will only be free up to high school, but there will also be private schools. Universities and colleges will not be free, and will be based on academic success only.

If I think of more, I'll add it later. XD

 

[Klopy]

I'd begin by fixing the planet's problems; fix the ozone, add trees, etc.

At the moment, my set of morals and ethics would make me a benevolent leader. Having an over-powered army, though, sadly, probably would make me evil in some way. Therefore...

I'd begin by securing my stronghold.

Once my safety is ensured, I'd probably get revenge on those who deserve it... like Justin Beiber and other singers, actors, and people who annoy me. Pretty much make the world the way I want it.

 

[zHellas]

marry my gf

You can do that already!

Now go! *claps hands* Do it, man! Make that woman proud!

 

[Saviordd1]

-snip-

awesome XD

I make everything Steampunk, and have the lead scientists genetically engineer people to make magic exist. Then I become the crazed God-Emperor, slaying any mortal foolish enough to dare try to kill me!


Oh, and I'll drop nukes on every country that I can't pronounce because of my stupid Boston accent.

Amen to the boston thing

Oh, are you from the Boston area too?

Born in, grew up near, moved from

Not to be creepy, but where did you grow up?

Dorchester, nuff said

-snip-

Agree with all but 13, but thats just me.

1: Equal rights for everyone, period.

I'm noticing a contradiction here

2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down

Please tell me you can see it too.

4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty

And if they later turn out to be innocent?


OT:
I'd rule with an iron fist, set up my own personal several hundred strong harem of girls from around the globe with my prefer ed girl being Aya Hirano (as you said I'm the king!), ban organized religion and set up a massive, globe spanning intelligence network to keep tabs on dissidents.

It wouldn't be all bad though, all would be equal (beneath me) with bigotry in all it's forms be punishable by public flogging, I'd set up education centers around the world to eradicate, or at least lower the prevalence of ignorance and stupidity, there would be a system set up so that anyone could lodge a formal complaint and my Intel group would investigate and deal with it, the elderly and the infirm would be looked after by my order to lift the burden from their families and finally I would divert funds and soldiers to ensure the development of Shenmue 3, I'd also force Obsidian to hire some god damned QA testers.

5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway

Since I agree with this I'm stealing it, though I'd likely send them to be made in to some kind of industrial product rather than let them interact with the general populace.

yes yes it was pointed out, i meant that there would be equal rights with minorities and majorities and such, personal rights would be removed where i deemed fit or needed.
and id rather kill and innocent then let a rapist escape

But i like your ideas

-snip-

The pouching thing is unique i gotta admit, i like it.

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I like how you throw in the girlfriend bit

I'd begin by fixing the planet's problems; fix the ozone, add trees, etc.

At the moment, my set of morals and ethics would make me a benevolent leader. Having an over-powered army, though, sadly, probably would make me evil in some way. Therefore...

I'd begin by securing my stronghold.

Once my safety is ensured, I'd probably get revenge on those who deserve it... like Justin Beiber and other singers, actors, and people who annoy me. Pretty much make the world the way I want it.

I dont know if "revenge" is the word to kill justin beiber...

 

[gamefreakbsp]

I would wake up. Thats it. These threads are wearing thin.

 

[tunderball]

'I have brought peace and stablity to my new Empire' -now where have I heard that before. Everyones idea of a perfect society is different and any one person in charge would inevitably only rule for the betterment of themselves. But if I was in charge I think I'd get bored really quickly, once you've conquered everything and extinguished every possible threat what else is there really left to do?

 

[Saviordd1]

I would wake up. Thats it. These threads are wearing thin.

Its supposed to be fun, if you dont want to par-take in our revels then dont let the door hit you on the way out

'I have brought peace and stablity to my new Empire' -now where have I heard that before. Everyones idea of a perfect society is different and any one person in charge would inevitably only rule for the betterment of themselves. But if I was in charge I think I'd get bored really quickly, once you've conquered everything and extinguished every possible threat what else is there really left to do?

You actually have a point but i dont care if i seem evil to others, i have a motherfucking army of doom xD but i dont know, run your empire?

 

[InnerRebellion]

-snip-

awesome XD

I make everything Steampunk, and have the lead scientists genetically engineer people to make magic exist. Then I become the crazed God-Emperor, slaying any mortal foolish enough to dare try to kill me!


Oh, and I'll drop nukes on every country that I can't pronounce because of my stupid Boston accent.

Amen to the boston thing

Oh, are you from the Boston area too?

Born in, grew up near, moved from

Not to be creepy, but where did you grow up?

Dorchester, nuff said

Ah, see, I grew up in Quincy then little ol' Holbrook. Shame, would be rather amusing if I happened to have met you before.

 

[Metzeten]

Three words: Imperium Of Man...

Probably not a good idea but it would be damn cool right up until I got slaughtered by my right hand man and turned into a psychic lighthouse....

More realistically, I don't think I'd want to be responsible for trying to run everything, I think if I had my own infinite army I'd use them to clandestinely influence the development of the world, Conduct my own tech research, allowing me to change the course of whole nations with just a few people.

 

[Saviordd1]

-snip-

awesome XD

I make everything Steampunk, and have the lead scientists genetically engineer people to make magic exist. Then I become the crazed God-Emperor, slaying any mortal foolish enough to dare try to kill me!


Oh, and I'll drop nukes on every country that I can't pronounce because of my stupid Boston accent.

Amen to the boston thing

Oh, are you from the Boston area too?

Born in, grew up near, moved from

Not to be creepy, but where did you grow up?

Dorchester, nuff said

Ah, see, I grew up in Quincy then little ol' Holbrook. Shame, would be rather amusing if I happened to have met you before.

Amusing is a word for it, so is slightly mind boggling.

Three words: Imperium Of Man...

Probably not a good idea but it would be damn cool right up until I got slaughtered by my right hand man and turned into a psychic lighthouse....

More realistically, I don't think I'd want to be responsible for trying to run everything, I think if I had my own infinite army I'd use them to clandestinely influence the development of the world, Conduct my own tech research, allowing me to change the course of whole nations with just a few people.

Certainly a change from most other people, a cool idea

 

[Firefoxmccoy]

Oh the ways I can screw you all over! For the purposes of being me here is my to-do list.

1.Put Justin Beiber in the cage of evil clowns with knives.
2.Perfect my evil laugh of evilness.
3.Execute any and all people who blame video games for anything besides Chuck Norris.
4.Crossbreed a Lizard and Human then make him my bodyguard.
5.Make a vacation/safe-house in Canada.
6.Create a evil council of fat people.
7.Recreate the Death star.
8.Profit.
9.Burn down the school I went to in 6th grade.
10.Create a machine that makes Double Rainbows
12.Skip 11 and end on 12.

 

[Zeraki]

What will I do?

...

Fire Bobby Kotick...

out of a cannon, into the sun.

 

[PinochetIsMyBro]

Step 1) Immortality.
Step 2) God-Emperor of the universe, with trillions living and dying on my whim alone. Purge the xeno, heretic, etc.

 

[Ldude893]

I'd make world peace and draft a universal constitution that would respect all forms of free speech, faith and ideas.

But before all that, I'll distribute cupcakes and cookies to the entire world population.

 

[masticina]

Simple as we learned from a certain game where you spam 2 buttons and play as a samurai ... yeah that one.

I will DANCE we all shall DANCE! A glorious Dance it shall be.

Seriously that was a WTF moment. And I didn't even play that game.. but really dance? So you won and now .. Dance? Seriously why not I want disco balls all through the world with the *ahum* best of Disco oh yes and we shall Dance Dance!

Hey at least I am not Kefka!

 

[Del-Toro]

I would basically pull a Justinian and simplify the fuck out of the law in general. And from there people would do what I say or else, that simple. You can ***** about it all you want, but there's no vote. That's the wonderful thing about legions of doom. They tend to simplify things, and democracy just goes no where. It's basically just been a big game of back and forth as near I can tell.