So you're a cat.

[Russian_Assassin]

It would be heaven for me because I would be a cat. No responsibilities, no need to work! I think my cat wouldn't like me at first, but I would try to convince him it's me. Then we would run around, destroying the house

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

Act hella cute and get a belly rub, then claw said belly rubber

 

[8bitlove2a03]

Find some way to explain to my roommate that I want him to drive to my parents house so I can mourn at the grave of my recently dead cat. Then go see if I can talk with my other cat and my dog.

 

[crudus]

I would start doing math. I would get papered like crazy! I don't know what kind of cat I would want to be though. Not a Siamese cat. That is for damn sure.

 

[SilentCom]

Put myself out of my misery.

-m

But cats have 9 lives, you'd have to end yourself 9 times =P

 

[gamefreakbsp]

I would sleep SO MUCH. Nothing but being lazy and sleep.

 

[thrillingsuspense]

Find a sunny patch to sleep in then never leave it.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Whatever the fuck I want.
Because

 

[Yokai]

Tweak out on catnip, because free drugs! That and run along fences because it would be exciting. Then, when I got bored with that, I'd wait until nightfall and sit on some random person's windowsill until they were completely creeped out. Being a cat provides ample opportunities for IRL trolling.

 

[Marsell]

I'ma gonna look up girl's skirts an look cute as hell.

 

[Yume Matheson]

Freak out, then go and find a place to sit near my sister but away from her dog and just stare at her until she does something about it as it was probably her fault anyways.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Sleep. Ah to have no responsibilities...

 

[Aurgelmir]

Go out of my way to replicate every lol cat picture I can.

If laptop is not made for sits, why is it made of warm?

 

[willofbob]

really? no-one's said anything about Lackadaisy? *sigh* and her I am not knowing how to post images.

well, then I guess i'd put on a Fedora and start smuggling liquor into 20s St. Louis. Yep, a refference.

 

[Monsterfurby]

Find a box. Sit in it. Close it. Laugh at humans wondering whether I'm dead or alive.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Hope I get to be The Cat
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/feb2008/5/8/2180D742-A3AD-74E4-B026ADDBAAD80402.jpg
and not Duane Dibley

 

[chocolate pickles]

1. Find a cat lover who will give anything i want
2. Find a second cat lover
3. Steal the second cat lovers wallet/purse when i get the chance
4. Take the money back to the first cat lovers house
5. Find their wallet/purse and transfer all the money into it
6. Repeat steps 2-5 until were rich

Result: Get spoiled even more.

 

[BloodRaevynn]

My first order of business would be to adapt to using a computer again, then learn how to paint with my tail. From that point I'll be able to do most of what I want to do in life...with the added benefit of no one expecting me to act like a sane human.

 

[Jedamethis]

Go get me a harem of cat-loving wimmenfolk.