So you're feeling a little horny...
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hmm, i would do something to distract me, but most of the time i have no willpower...with a 4.3" HD screen phone on wifi 
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it was a lot easier when i had a gf lol and a gf that matched my sex drive too :/ god damnit, need a girl aaaahh!!
...it was a lot easier when i had a gf lol and a gf that matched my sex drive too :/ god damnit, need a girl aaaahh!!
My loved one? Meaning who, exactly? My right hand is always right here. And if it suddenly isn't, I'm pretty sure my horniness will drop pretty drastically in favor of determining the reason for my dismemberment.
But yeah, it's the fiver for me.
EDIT: oh wait, not allowed. Well, I kind of either suffer there or punch myself in the balls. It works pretty well.
But yeah, it's the fiver for me.
EDIT: oh wait, not allowed. Well, I kind of either suffer there or punch myself in the balls. It works pretty well.
I look down at my crusty old condom ring and remember the drunken vow I took before the Devil... and then I cheat spontaneously with the nearest living creature.
or you know I do what normal people do and sit in the shower crying, scrubbing till the dirty goes away.
or you know I do what normal people do and sit in the shower crying, scrubbing till the dirty goes away.
why is everyone using childish names like "one-hand happy time" just say wank, no-one cares...
OT: i just wait, i see my girlfriend a lot so i might as well hang on.
OT: i just wait, i see my girlfriend a lot so i might as well hang on.
Who decided "wank" was "the" word? Imo the most non-euphemistic word is "masturbate".umpufnufguf said:
Also "one-hand-happy-time" can cover females as well as males, whereas "wank" doesn't
.For me, I usually suppress it, tho if I'm somewhere where I can ponder undisturbed, I'll start daydreaming.
call a few of my female friends and after a quick nobbing my urges should go away. usually they die when they say "I love you" so that kinda kills it for me.
I don't want to resort to masturbation, huh? I guess I'm in my guilt phase. Well, I suppose I'd employ my standard response to this kind of issue- play a non-japanese videogame.
Yeah, Japanese games always seem to work on me in ways they shouldn't. Worse, they are among the only thing that does. I can be with a nekkid captain fabulous, and I won't feel a thing. Scout rushing with Ramona in Valkyria Chronicles, however? "I'll make this look gooood"
I bet you will, Ramona. I bet you will.
Yeah, Japanese games always seem to work on me in ways they shouldn't. Worse, they are among the only thing that does. I can be with a nekkid captain fabulous, and I won't feel a thing. Scout rushing with Ramona in Valkyria Chronicles, however? "I'll make this look gooood"
I bet you will, Ramona. I bet you will.
I usually watch the news, or just let my mind reach its natural progression of providing me a question to answer.
Sorts it out, but honestly I usually engage in hand-to-gland combat, I do the other stuff when I'm not far removed from said combat and don't wish to do it again so soon.
Sorts it out, but honestly I usually engage in hand-to-gland combat, I do the other stuff when I'm not far removed from said combat and don't wish to do it again so soon.