So you're having dinner with your partners parents ...

[staika]

"you know your daughter is much better than my ex, you see my ex would never shut the hell up and finally i just couldn't take it anymore, sadly shes not with us anymore."

 

[mireko]

Most obscure thing?

I suppose I could absorb all the light in the room.

 

[Ladette]

"So dad, you were born in Japan right? That would explain why your daughter tastes like sushi."

"Your daughter is really, really flexible."

"Hey mom, did you have any lesbian experiances in college?"

 

[Couch Radish]

Right there.

 

[Dags90]

I guess say something ironic or sarcastic. Or leave the room maybe?

I don't think the OP meant obscure for some reason...

 

[AvsJoe]

Force a ton of awkward silences during the conversation, then randomly cut off one of them to break up with your partner. Take the plate of food as you leave.

Probably this. Although I'd never have the balls to do it. XD [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/thoughts.png]

Hahaha I forgot about that one.

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

"So... you two were married. The sex must have sucked."

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Get up from the table. Pick up a nearby picture of the mother. Do this:


Bonus points are awarded for playing Guile's theme out loud. Extra bonus points if you're humming it while performing the Crush.

 

[Couch Radish]

Hmm, I need to think of another one.

 

[FalloutJack]

I could explain Gazuga.

And the funny part is...HER parents might even laugh.