so you're infected...

[joshthor]

i would have killed myself a long time ago

 

[VodkaKing]

I hurt the people who make these kind of threads...-_-

 

[silentsentinel]

I would -braaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssss.

 

[StonkThis]

Somebody is tying up a zombie and becoming a necrophiliac...

 

[internetzealot1]

Ahh, nothing quite like digging contaminated flesh out of your body. Gets the juices flowing.

 

[TOGSolid]

You are the virus, get off my island.

 

[thiosk]

Umm... what is there to do? I have only a few hours left before I become incapacitated, so it's not like I can do anything really awesome. There's no one left on Earth, so there's no reason to kill myself to rid the world of one more zombie. I guess I would just hook up the 360 and die playing Gears of War.

Thats... fairly pathetic.

All that training in an FPS and then not actually BOOM HEADSHOTting any zombies.

Sad, really. Sorry state our great society has come to.

 

[TheLastCylon]

Before succumbing to infection

"Kill all sons of bitches"
-Ellis

 

[Urgh76]

go kill myself but say goodbye to my girlfriend

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

I'd transfer my brain to a robobrain to keep living

 

[CloakedOne]

probably kill myself.

 

[ReinofFire]

I would wait.

 

[Robert632]

murder myself.

 

[Tucker154]

i would use the only cure, a bullet to the head.

 

[PandaOverlord2]

I would go Leroy Jenkins and run out of the safe zone like a crazy maniac. If I some how survived... bullet to the brain.

 

[Grounogeos]

Infected with what, exactly? Zombies are reanimated corpses, whereas "Infected" implies that it's a Left 4 Dead/Resident Evil type thing where there's some sort of disease that kills higher brain functions until the infected person is virtually a zombie (minus the mindlessness, brain cravings, slowness and all other types of suck that come with being an actual zombie) and can't do anything more advanced than eating and moving.

On topic: I'd pray that I get turned into a Hunter or Smoker, and when it happens I go looking for Survivors to harass. =D

 

[Cpu46]

Amputate limb and beat zombies to re-death with it. If I survived that I would replace the severed limb with a machete. 50 years later a heavily damaged alien scout ship will land on the planet and its inhabitants will be attacked, I will save them and help repair their ship. Then I would go to space with them, detonating all of the worlds nukes as we flee the atmosphere.


Wow, I put way to much thought into that. I may have to write a short story about that.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Put a timed explosive on myself for 24 hours, grab rocket-launchers, assault rifles, shotguns, grenades, tons of ammo, a flamethrower and a strong car. Then I would head to the biggest infected area and take as many of the bastards out with me. Maybe just detonate a few nukes if I can.

 

[hittite]

Amputate limb and beat zombies to re-death with it. If I survived that I would replace the severed limb with a machete. 50 years later a heavily damaged alien scout ship will land on the planet and its inhabitants will be attacked, I will save them and help repair their ship. Then I would go to space with them, detonating all of the worlds nukes as we flee the atmosphere.


Wow, I put way to much thought into that. I may have to write a short story about that.

I'd read it