so you're infected...

[NotAPie]

I would go and find someone I really hate and be nice to them until I turn into a zombie, you know the rest.

 

[Kirosilence]

I would probably have as much sex as possible, with my ex.. And then turn.

Wouldn't THAT be an awkward orgasm!

 

[Wadders]

Fuck me, another zombie thread.

I'd probably shoot myself in the head with a 12 gauge shotgun. That way I would be out of my misery, and I would not have to see any more fucking zombie threads...

 

[Thaius]

Umm... what is there to do? I have only a few hours left before I become incapacitated, so it's not like I can do anything really awesome. There's no one left on Earth, so there's no reason to kill myself to rid the world of one more zombie. I guess I would just hook up the 360 and die playing Gears of War.

Thats... fairly pathetic.

All that training in an FPS and then not actually BOOM HEADSHOTting any zombies.

Sad, really. Sorry state our great society has come to.

Well I hardly see the point in killing zombies if there are no more humans left to protect. Eventually the zombies will all die off anyway, but with no humanity to save, there's no rush. I would be all for headshotting some zombies, but there's really not much point in this situation: may as well enjoy my last few hours on Earth.

Though playing an FPS and actually being able to shoot are two very different things. My Halo skills are much better than my horrible excuse for shooting ability.

 

[Noamuth]

I'd try and take down as many terrible celebrities as I could before turning.

Stuff killing myself, I'm joining them.

 

[PrimeSynergy]

The Thriller dance.

 

[FSS-Zilla]

Load my save file...

 

[axia777]

Look up one of the other threads about this exact same topic and get some ideas.

Welcome to the Escapist, please use search bar in the future before posting, and enjoy your stay.

This and use the search button. There are new Zombie Threads every freaking week.

 

[Agarth]

I'd just accept the fact I'm screwed.

 

[manic_depressive13]

What?! But she said she was clean!

Oh, the zombie virus... I'd probably just enjoy knowing I'd outlived the rest of them, and wait until I turn.

 

[Aunel]

do nothing about it, my immune system will fight it

 

[InsanityRequiem]

Go to the nearest nuclear energy plant and make it meltdown, ending me and everything in a? 5-10 mile radius in a lovely boom.

 

[Kud]

i would yell alot of very naughty words. then kill myself.

 

[Ocelot GT]

Leap off a really tall building.

 

[Omega NZ]

If it was my left arm, get a ax and say: Fooking Prawns.

I cracked up when I saw this. I guess I would just try to adopt Frank West's (protagonist from Dead Rising) persona, and I have no doubt I'd survive the infection. I mean, I've covered wars you know.

 

[Curly_Jefferson]

Join in on all the fun with the other zombies

 

[dalek sec]

Go to a screening of New Moon, die, come back to life and begin to munch on the tiny brains of those in that theater!