So, you're making love to music that you left on shuffle...

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The_Echo

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The first thing that comes to mind is Lemon Demon, because... well... it's goofy and definitely not designed to be a soundtrack to midnight shenanigans.

There are also a great many bands of the hardcore/death metal/deathcore variety that, unless I was into some really graphic stuff, would not be appropriate.

Come to think of it... I don't think any of the music I listen to is appropriate. Just not my taste, I guess. Never really understood the idea of sex-to-music anyway.
 

VeneratedWulfen93

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Of the 325+ MLP fan created songs in my current list the absolute worst would probably be the vanilla MLP theme song. No worries about that happening though my 3 year dry streak is still going strong.
 

Kevlar Eater

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These songs came to mind. I can't think of more songs that would turn a woman off any faster than these.
 

Falcon123

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Kim by Eminem might be bad. As would You're Cute When You Scream by Senses Fail. Or Dressed for Friend Requests by Drop Dead, Gorgeous. And I wouldn't really like Car Underwater by Armor for Sleep coming on either. And then there's pretty much any of my classic Linkin Park or Hawthorne Heights...

You know what? I think I'd lose this gamble waaaaaaaaaay more often than I'd win. Also, I'm amazed my iPod hasn't committed suicide from the amount of Emo on there from my teenage years. Should clean that up at some point...
 

vasiD

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lacktheknack said:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/important_life_lesson.png

Inspired by the above. Imagine that you're in the above situation above. Given your current library, what's the worst that could happen?

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Wait for the chorus, and you'll see the biggest problem. Ohhhhh man, that would go badly.
Mmmmm, Aphex Twin. If that came on while I was having sex to shuffle (which it could) I would enjoy it, and probably laugh a bit with the girl.

My concern would be not really about ruining the mood, as moments that would normally make things awkward I tend to laugh at (I'm a big Ricky Gervais fan, so awkward is awesome to me), my concern would be more about going from an extremely upbeat and crazy dance tune to something like The Ink Spots. Then you have both a slightly awkward tune (most of their songs being about break-ups) mixed with a massive drop in tempo and energy.

Basically: It would make me stop to change it. Not acceptable.