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Julianking93

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Pretty sure it's illegal.........buuuuttttt she is only a princess trapped in a little girl's body, so that's not pedophilia is it?
 

LongAndShort

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There's nothing for me to 'hit'.

... just like in real life.
*goes to sob quietly in a lonely corner*
 

Billska

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Hmmm it would be hot if I did. (cheap pun)

And lets just say the fire would be extinguished afterwards.
 

DC_Josh

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Metal would cause abrasions. I'd have to as Dr. Mordian Solus for some educational material.
 

Elburzito

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Hmm......
Nah, I don't think you can have sex whilst working the graveyard shift at the Pawn Shop.
 

Ambi

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I'm a dendrophilian.

<__>


Just kidding.

Well yes, I would make love with a tree to save the world. Sounds like an interesting activity even if only done tongue in cheek.

But honestly, I would have to consider exactly how the world would end. Just disappear? What's the point in saving it, well, letting it disappear might be saving it in a different way by ending a lot of pain.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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RaphaelsRedemption said:
Um... which one? Or all of them? Please, not the Pedo Bear!
All of them. At once.

Depends of whether or not Hypnotoad wants to...I am under his command, after all.
 

Stollos

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brandon237 said:
Oh, F***, sorry world, but there are some things I am NEVER doing for you...
Yeah I think i'm in the same boat as you. He'd rather kill me than go there, and good thing, to.
 

GodofDisaster

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Well I'm certainly not touching Nnotria, but Nel of course I would.

After all it is to save the world.
 

Trotgar

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I'm totally the luckiest man in the world.

More seriously though: I can't really imagine a way to do it (at least in a non-painful way), and wouldn't that be pretty much necrophilia?

Yuck.