socially unacceptable

[Mr Companion]

the mos socially unacceptable thing you have done in public.
The worst thing I did was in a assembly nearing the end of school. I just burst out laughing really loudly in absolute silence. But it was worst than that, I also sneezed at the same time, so I shot nasal fodder across the floor. Not only that, but it was during a serious speech. And then all my friends started laughing with me, and my enemies too. And the teachers were quite, quite furious with me. Good news is I hated all the people in that school anyway, and it was, as I had already mentioned, nearing the end of the year. So... heh

Anyway I would LOVE to hear some of your stories.

 

[Souplex]

I once pissed in a mailbox. Insomnia combined with heavy exercise and a full pound of bacon does weird things to your brain.

 

[lewism247]

well... does slapping a stanger on the back of the head on a tube train count?

 

[Pandalisk]

I did things of a sexual nature..in public...numerous times.. yes i know im bad.

 

[APPCRASH]

I voted Republican while in college.

 

[ioxles]

Smoke a pipe in public. Is that really socially unacceptable? I am 22...

My favourite one

 

[ZeroMachine]

Smoke a pipe in public. Is that really socially unacceptable? I am 22...

My favourite one

Nope, I've seen it, in the middle of a park filled with children in Boston.

... are you a middle aged, heavyset, balding Bostonian?

Most socially unnacceptable thing I've done is probably just go against fasion. I wear whatever shit I feel like wearing and don't care what others think.

Never really had a negative effect on my life though.

 

[Proteus214]

Brought a chair down on a guy's head in a crowded cafeteria.

He had it coming.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Does stabbing someone with a soldering iron count? Because that's all i've got.

 

[Biek]

The only thing I can think of is vomiting in the middle of the street. (drunk)

EDIT: Oh wait, I was once wandering in the street with some friends. Completely wasted after a night out. We decided to go to a hotel (since their open all night) and see if we could get anything to eat. (4 am) I didnt feel it was necesary to get off my bicycle, I just rode in through the automatic doors.

Some girls were in the lobby who quickly went to the back. A minute later it became obvious that they summoned the manager. He asked what we wanted and we asked if we could get anything to eat. Offcourse he refused, and started to get pretty pissed off at us. He pushed me and one of my friends out, bike and all. But one of them refused to go untill he made uf some grilled cheese sandwiches.

After that, one of my more sober friend urged us to go or we'd probably have the cops on us.

 

[Adam]

I smashed a ceiling tile over someone head in college. That was pretty socially unacceptable. I should just say that the tile was made out of this shitty foam/plaster stuff....funny as hell though

 

[Hades74]

I won't explain the details but I've filled a certain rooftop fent on a 12-story apartment building with something brown without going to the bathroom first...

...3 times a week XD

 

[grimsprice]

Brought a chair down on a guy's head in a crowded cafeteria.

He had it coming.

why do i want to hear that story... probably just masochism...

apparently keeping your mouth shut when you don't have anything to say is socially unacceptable. there are half a dozen people who think i'm a pretentious tosser, just because i didn't talk to them much. well they can go fuck an elm tree.

 

[arc101]

Now i have once farted at a random guys face on a bus, and, this might be worse, i openly talked about warhammer 40k in public too.

 

[MasterWhatever]

I dressed as a police officer and directed traffic, so lucky the cops that pulled up were having a good day.

 

[Jedamethis]

not being immature enough to laugh really hard at 'tiddly wank' was socially unacceptable a while ago

and knocking somebody out with my bare hands is pretty bad too...

 

[Mr Companion]

I know how you feel, despite my story

 

[OddOzZy666]

I threw up on some slut once because I was heavily pissed up. After she started yelling at mI went on a huge rant about shit happening and the world not revolving around her. I hate people like that so I tend to be a bit harsh on them, in doing so I reduced her to tears and got a hi 5 from the assistant manager because she was being a general ***** to employees

 

[Cheesebob]

I openly talked about warhammer 40k in public too.

You monster