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Jandau

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I laugh at funerals. I can't help it, every little thing cracks me up. The crappy band, the gaudy casket decorations, the distant relatives who aren't quite sure whose funeral it is, etc. Doesn't matter if it was someone close to me, I constantly have to keep biting my lip to avoid bursting into a full blown laughter.

The one time it felt extra wrong was in high school. It was my friend's dad's funeral. The band was atrocious, people were throwing flowers and suddenly a tractor came by a few dozen meters away (graveyard business, not part of the funeral). I started to crack and practically ran and hid behind a classmate of mine (the guy is built like a tank) only to realize that the poor guy had the same problem as me. I just hope nobody paid attention to the two morons giggling in the background that day...
 

TheTygre

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Pissed in a seal tank at the zoo. Not even kidding. I was five. I had to go. There isn't a seal tank at the zoo anymore, by the by.

Yelled about various kind of D&D vaginas... next to a children section of the Books A' Million. I think I killed someone's innocence.
 

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A fire and Brimstone street preacher was babbling his usual apocalyptic nonsense on the street, and then turned and directed his hostile, ignorant, misinformed zealotry directly on me and my then girlfriend screaming that we would both burn eternally in the pits of hell and that we led sinful and disgraceful lives and should repent to the almighty. I found it fairly amusing untill he called her a vile whoring succubus, at which point I squared up to the lippy bastard (Which was admitedly much harder than I anticipated, what is it with zealots and their dislike of personal hygiene?) quietly suggested he leave, and stared him down untill he packed his things and left. Some people called me a bully, other's applauded. Members of the clergy should not get away with insulting strangers on the street just because they wear a fucking dog collar. Self-righteous, child molesting, madmen.
 

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Hephaesto said:
A fire and Brimstone street preacher was babbling his usual apocalyptic nonsense on the street, and then turned and directed his hostile, ignorant, misinformed zealotry directly on me and my then girlfriend screaming that we would both burn eternally in the pits of hell and that we led sinful and disgraceful lives and should repent to the almighty. I found it fairly amusing untill he called her a vile whoring succubus, at which point I squared up to the lippy bastard (Which was admitedly much harder than I anticipated, what is it with zealots and their dislike of personal hygiene?) quietly suggested he leave, and stared him down untill he packed his things and left. Some people called me a bully, other's applauded. Members of the clergy should not get away with insulting strangers on the street just because they wear a fucking dog collar. Self-righteous, child molesting, madmen.
The self-control of others always amazes me.

I probably would have broken his jaw...

Maybe that's why I don't have a girlfriend?
 

.Duck149.

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Playing catch in lesson with fresh solder thats barely solid, and not telling the other people what they were trying so enthusiasticly to catch. Goggles are advised =P
 

Kikosemmek

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I frequently disagree with some social norms that are a given for most people.

A friend of mine had the nerve to tell me I had to tip when we were all clearly barely making the bill. If you don't have the means for a _favor_, then you don't have to do it. The fact that I had to make that point to him is indicative of a tyrannical support for whatever "socially acceptable" happens to be, no matter how senseless.

I also got shit for refusing to use the titles "Reverend" and "Rabbi." Both of these imply that I pay respect to religious leaders based on the fact that they are religious leaders. ("Rabbi" means "my lord/superior" in Hebrew) I don't. I give my respect and deference to people who have earned it from me. Again, the fact that I have to justify this position awakens in me a great contempt.

There's a quote I'll reproduce loosely from Baldur's Gate: when asked if my character understood the rules of the Friendly Arms Inn, he replied: "sure, common sense rules the day, right?" Guard: "... just be sure that your common sense is every bit as common as everyone else's."

I think that pretty much nails it.
 

DarkMessiah

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sky14kemea said:
ran through the fountains in town center =D

then had to walk home wet.. but was worth it!
I feel like a stalker for remembering we live in the same city >_< But I've done that too in the middle of winter x]
Not a fun walk home.

wewontdie11 said:
Done some sexy time things in semi-public places.

Urinated in public a couple of times.
These too.

Along with generally loud and somewhat disruptive crap, oh and sitting on the roof of a Tesco once.
 

quiet_samurai

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God where to start...

When I was around 21 I was out one night with some buddies and I was making fun of this girl, one of those girls that thinks the world revolves around her. She didn't like it very much so she threw her drink on me, right on my stomach. I just stood there looking at her for a second and seeing a smug look of victory on her face just set me off. I then immediately turned around and grabbed two full pitchers of beer off of some randamn groups of guys' table and up ended each of them just above her ears. She was dripping wet from head to toe and was standing there with a look of utter shock. Everyone laughed, even the guys whose beer I stole were barking laughter. And because I'm such a distinguished gentleman I bought another round for the guys whose beverages made the whole thing possible.
 

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Taking extacy and delivering pizzas.

Had some weird customer reactions to my dancing and friendliness.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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well i was playing airsoft with 16 other people, and we looked like complete terrorists, we had bacalavas, guillie suits, cammo, extreamly realistic looking guns, and well... 17 of us. So someone called the cops because they heard shouting (Bravo move up and give supressing fire. papapapapapapapa (what ever a airsoft gun sounds like) AHHH HIT, HIT, ATTTAAACKKKK, you know the ususal) and though there we terrorists in their woods.

So the cop car rolls up and we're in a group of five and he doesnt see the oranch tips (maybe because we had them mostly covered with cammo duct tape) and I had an M4 with a red dot sight, a berreta pisole, and a G3, while a few others had AK-47s, famases, a sniper, and a scorpion. So this cop gets the shit scared out of him and pulles out his gun "DROP THE WEAPON AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD" so I drop my M4 and drop the mag, and put it on safe, so does everone els so we got like 12 guns on the ground. and im taking my pistole out to drop the mag and a guy charges me, I drop him first shot and drop the mag ( he didn't know a cop showed up)

The guy comes over to us and sees its only bb's, and we take of our terrorist gear, and i scream GAME OVER. so the next thing this guy sees is like 12 peopl wih guns melt out of the woods. He laughed and gave us a warning.

Thats not even the end yet

So we call my friends brother to pick us up in his moms van ( remember theres 17 of us and one van.

So we get in the van and put down our 2 mgyvered riot sheilds and all 29 guns and cram in.

The same cop pulls us over because he saw that the driver (my friends brother) want wearing a seat belt (this is the same cop by the way). And like clowns in a clown car we all come out and go "Hey, uh... does this violate our warning". he just burst out laughing and let us go because our destination was only like 50 feet up the road. god that guy was funny.


EDIT: And i was in Bar Harbor (Maine) with a camp and we were allowed to do whatever. So we got our phones back that day because they are only allowed there. So me and a few friends go into the China joy restaraunt, and my friend goes, "Hey look at this" then he continues to drop his phone in his soda, we all laughed and then he said it was waterproof (of course). but then the plan sprang into my mind, hide the phone in the soda, then when the waitress picks it up, we get someone to call it.

So we do just that, we hid it in the half finished soda, and I had my friend call it. the phone goes off and the waitress freaks out and drops the tray with the drinks and plates. we felt sorry for her so we cleaned it up and paid her and EXTRA $10 in tips.

the sad thing was, two of my friends left the scene to lay 2 monster dumps right on top of each other. I feel bad for whomever had to clean that up
 

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I got drunk, went outside and pissed on some woman. In my defense I was drunk and she was wearing white, which made her look like a urinal.
Her boyfriend didn't do anything to stop me either. I also got drunk (it happens a lot) and decided that my friend was looking rather... attractive and did some unsavoury things in the kitchen of applebees.
I also occasionally threaten people with my machete or gun for shits and giggles.
I also dress in whatever is closer to me at the time of dressing instead of in what looks good.
 

cobra_ky

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i inexplicably broke out laughing once in health class...

..while an unwed teenage mother was speaking about her pregnancy.
 

ViolentlyHappy91

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Driving through the main street of my city with no license with a friend who also had no license. I pulled up on the busiest intersection in town, next to a cop, nodded politely to him, he returned the nod, and I proceeded to keep driving. I then pulled into the bottle shop, and bought some alcohol, and I'm under 18.

Jester Lord said:
I got drunk, went outside and pissed on some woman. In my defense I was drunk and she was wearing white, which made her look like a urinal.
I can honestly see how that works...good job.
 

Julianking93

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I once vomited in a movie theater.

I was 10 i think and I got food poisoning and I threw up so much. It wasn't in the bathroom either. I was trying to get to the bathroom, then I threw up in the hallway and it pretty much completely covered the whole floor. I also filled up all 3 sinks in the bathroom.

Hows that for socially unacceptable?
 
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sex in public


And saying "tee-bag" during an english speech.

I was doing a speech about games, it went to Halo 2... and yeah.