************! This was the fourth teleport today and each one was starting to feel more like whiplash. Tyson rubbed the back of his neck and head as he landed in the high class boutique for their shopping trip. All it took was one quick look around for Tyson to dislike the place. I doubt anything here will really fit me and not look horrible.
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Now it?s getting smoother again. It was probably just the frequency of all of that teleporting before. Tyson sighed as he dropped his bags to the floor beside him. The shopping trip had turned up a few items, but rich French people sure weren?t built like him. He kicked off his boots and removed the tattered black shirt and pants he normally wore under his armour and took a quick, much needed, shower.
It only took him a couple minutes to get the smell of the last few days off of him, mostly due to the scented soups and shampoos that the hotel left in the shower for the guests. A look in the mirror on the way out of his shower showed the promise of new scars as well while he made his way over to his new clothes.
Two hundred dollar underwear, one hundred dollar dress socks, one thousand dollar light green dress shirt, one thousand five hundred dollar pair of dress paints, two hundred fifty dollar belt, and three thousand dollar suit jacket. Tyson listed the cost of each item as he removed them from their respective packaging and put them on. There were no normal clothes in that store. The only things that fit him properly were located in the most varied section of the store, the formal wear section.
Tyson heard a knock on his door as he put on a pair of dress shoes that didn?t even have a listed price for him to see. On the upside the shoes were like walking on clouds and the fit of the formal wear was so that it felt like feathers on his body. I?ll never get to wear something this expensive in the rest of my life if we get back to our universe.
Tyson looked through the peephole in the door and saw the man on the other side. Wonderful. At least I can get my two pieces in now. Tyson thought as he opened the door.
?For the record it was you entering my mind that set it off. And if you?re going to teleport me anywhere, make it a deserted island in the middle of nowhere. Alaska is fucking cold and dangerous.? Tyson breathed in a relaxed breath having felt good getting that off of his chest. ?Sorry, that had been bothering me since this morning. Now what would you like??
"Sadly there are no real deserted areas that exist anymore due to all of these lovely factions grabbing and settling what they could get their hands on. Not that I should judge, the European Union did it as well. That was before my wife took office though," Roman stated to try and divert from having to respond to Tyson's request, letting himself inside the spacious room.
"I am here simply to let you know that my daughter wishes to speak with you, or something in that manner," Roman said, taking a seat on Tyson's bed and looking over at some of the discarded price tags. "I imagine these are worth more than you are used to. I usually make my own clothing as I have done for centuries, but there is something appealing about wearing what others have made," he mused as he looked at the numbers, placing all of the tags back down before looking at Tyson with the usual amusement he seemed to always have, "Shall we go?"
?Alright let?s go,? Tyson said with a sigh as he signaled Roman off of the bed as he retrieved a key for his room off of a desk beside his door. What could she possibly want now?
As soon as Roman left the room, Tyson followed behind him, only holding up for a second to make sure his door locked. ?I?d still prefer a United America Military Compound on some small ass island than a pissed off bear. My powers don?t work that well on most animals. Usually it just pisses them off and givens away that I?m there.? Tyson said as they walked down the hall.
"I shall keep that in mind, but that more than likely will not change anything at all. If you really do not want to have to go back to the Alaskan wilderness, then I would advise that you do not give me a reason for it," Roman replied frankly, giving Tyson a well-intentioned smile as he led him down the hall.
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?So I call Brigadier General Damian Cook after getting his direct contact information from Colonel Bryce Powers. Now the Brigadier is not happy to hear me, not that he really knows me beyond a few exploits that get told around. It?s not like he didn?t like me; it was just the matter of Lieutenant Colonel Roberts bitching about me to high command, and that I, as a First Lieutenant, was calling him instead of going through my chain of command.
Now the man is chewing me apart through the phone and I?m just sitting back at my desk listening to him go on and on. Finally after fifteen minutes he stops and asks me why I called him. Now considering it isn?t four AM and I?m sober I apologize profusely to him before saying a few quick words, ?Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, largest resistance attack United America history, Renee footing the bill.?
After that I counted a solid minute of silence before he replied. Just the same as Major Carmen Schaeffer and Colonel Bryce, he wanted to hear all of the details for what I had in mind. There wasn?t even a need to ask if he was on board and we spent the next few hours going over the basic needs and costs of what we had in mind. I told him about your main objective that I?m personally assigned to, and he?s busy contacting and organizing who exactly we have there and who we can call in for this mission.
He?s going to likely contact me later at some absurd hour in the next day or so and we?ll go from there. As it stands he estimated that we should be ready for the mission go in four to six weeks. I should have the requisition order to you within the next week.? Bishop finished informing Renee of the mission status while he waited to speak to his alternate universe counterpart.
"No one ever uses the chain of command in the military. In my short tenure with the French Army, I do not believe it was ever used correctly," Renee commented jokingly as she listened on the update about the mission. She had pegged that there would be a four to six week wait before the operation was a go, and that the upper brass would be eager to partake in the mission. It was an opportunity for the Resistance to flex their might and still prove that they were in the game.
"Everyone comes away 'appy except our dear United American friends. Truly they will be reeling over this loss for quite some time; though not one of the big powers will take advantage of the situation and deal the U.A. the critical death blow," she said with a tiredness that she couldn't hide, not sure herself whether it was the exhaustion of the day or the frustration of the prolonged stalemate amongst the powers that caused it.
?So instead we will continue to persist forward with our struggle. On the upside every such blow dealt brings our numbers higher and higher. Losing such a large base will be an event that they won?t be able to truly spin with the media, and their control of the population once again swings back away towards us. I?ll see that deathblow in my lifetime, even if I have to crawl off my deathbed to do it myself.? Bishop replied to Renee, with the happiness that ending though gave him evident in his voice.
?So where is my other self? He wouldn?t happen to be indisposed again suddenly?? Bishop asked with a light mocking tone. It was of course Renee that was supposed to call him when Tyson was available after all.
"The end of United America will 'appen in our lifetimes. Soon, preferably. The longer we let this war wait, the worse it can turn out for us. The only good thing about the wait is that tensions are so 'igh right now that one or two big things will cause the bubble to completely burst," Renee replied as her apartment door opened, watching as her father and Tyson entered. "Let us just 'ope that we are prepared for when that 'appens," she said before getting up and handing over the phone to Tyson, telling him who it was before taking a seat back on the couch.
?So it was you and not Renee that wanted to talk to me,? Tyson said as he took the phone from Renee and held it to his head.
?You disappointed??
?Hardly.?
?I tried to talk to you earlier, but I was informed that you were ?indisposed.??
?Yes Roman here set of that thing in a bad way and I got an express trip to Alaska. Nearly got killed by a bear. It ended up falling off the side of a cliff when the side collapsed.?
?Fun.?
?More than you could imagine.?
?That wouldn?t have something to do with the News that Palin?s stated a hunt for a beast that cleared a large path through a forest in an unexplained manner.?
?Maybe.?
?Probably.?
?Likely.?
?Has to be.?
?And Roman plans to send me back there if it happens again.?
?Wonderful.?
?So why did you want to talk to me??
?Oh right. In the next four to six weeks I?ll be needing you back in United America for a special mission. Well actually your role is going to start as part of the escort for a few people we?ll need to bring into United America, but we?ll go over that later. I?ll inform you of all the details once you get here, but just don?t make any long term plans while you?re in France. Also try to keep it under control. It?ll be no good to us if you get sent back to Alaska and got killed by Palin.?
?Not sure why I should worry about that airhead, but I?ll try to keep it under control anyways. You just don?t get killed before then anyways, I doubt Renee sees me a suitable replacement for yourself anyways.?
?Patriot still lives, so I cannot die. And remember that this universe is different; you shouldn?t underestimate anyone based on who they are in your universe. Also don?t joke about that, she?s started to leverage promotions for me in an attempt to get me to France and into my pants.?
?You might as well surrender to it at this point.?
?Asshole.?
With that, both men hung up their phones. Bishop got back to work with his plans, while Tyson gave the phone back to Renee. So that seems interesting. I wonder what he has planned for me. Tyson thought to himself for a second.
?Renee do you think you could get me a phone so that he can just contract me directly next time?? Tyson asked, not wanting to have to constantly use the woman who was less than fond of himself as a go between every time they needed to talk.
"If I give you a phone, though, then I will no longer get to 'ave as many little chats with the lieutenant as before. Where would the fun in that be? All the 'ard work I've put in would go to waste. So to answer your question, no I will not give you one right now. Perhaps I will be generous enough to give you one once your departure date to United America looms closer, so as better to plan with your universal counterpart," Renee told Tyson once his conversation was over, sending a message on her phone before putting it away.
"You can retire back to your room now if you so desire. I've gotten word that your two members that 'ad been left behind should be arriving shortly, and your most awaited guest is still en route to meet as well."
?You should tell your brother that; he?s the leader of our team after all. I might as well be the lowly outcast.? Tyson replied to Renee before walking out of her apartment and closing the door behind him. Retire to my room is right. Retire to sleep off this god-awful day. Tyson thought as he went back to his room to sleep.