Sociopathic Crap You Did As A Kid

[fletch_talon]

I apparently used to grab my toy guns point them at my mother and say in a dead serious face that I was gonna kill her.

 

[TMAN10112]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

I think most malevolent little boys did that kind of stuff didn't they?
In particular, I used throw my school bag at wasps in mid flight, stun them, and then when they were grounded I would burn them alive with a magnifying glass. The smell was rough!

On a lesser note, I had a fish pond and would put a leaf in the middle of it. Then I would catch ants and put more and more onto the leaf until some fell of the edges through overcrowding and got eaten by the fish.

I was a bastard and feel bad about it now. Does that help? Please tell me I'm a good boy mummy.

EDIT: Ninja'd -ish! Damn you Douk!

Heh, I always used to blow up any bugs I could find with firecrackers.

My favorite thing to do was stick them into ant hills and pretend that I was blowing up enemy forts.

You should try the siege levels on Mark of Chaos. They should appeal to you.

I can always use more simulated blowing-stuff-up in my life. I'll check this out.

 

[falcontwin]

Me and my best friend made petrol bombs, but didn't quite get how they worked. we filled bottles withe petrol put paper in them for a fuse then lit them and ran expecting a huge explosion only to be dissapointed when we sat for like an hour and watched the bottles burn. (next attempt we learned than you throw them at stuff and it sets that stuff on fire)

Also bottle rockets placed in a metal tube and fired at people = funny!

I'm a huge tree hugging pacafist now but I had fun being a bogan as a kid.

 

[Tahmoh]

me and my bro used to push drawing pins into frogs eyes and call it giving them golden shades, a friend of mine actually crusified his frogs for some reason(he was from a deeply religious family so maybe it was a way to act out or something), oh and i used to put my dog and the neighbours cat in the paddling pool and try to get them to fight for some reason(never worked and i usually ended up with fresh scratches from the loony cat as it buggered off lol)

 

[Matsu]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

I think most malevolent little boys did that kind of stuff didn't they?
In particular, I used throw my school bag at wasps in mid flight, stun them, and then when they were grounded I would burn them alive with a magnifying glass. The smell was rough!

On a lesser note, I had a fish pond and would put a leaf in the middle of it. Then I would catch ants and put more and more onto the leaf until some fell of the edges through overcrowding and got eaten by the fish.

I was a bastard and feel bad about it now. Does that help? Please tell me I'm a good boy mummy.

EDIT: Ninja'd -ish! Damn you Douk!

That is.. very, very special.

Special like a window licker or special like how long do I have before the police that you've called turn up?

Closer to the second one. That's... you're not Jigsaw or something, are you? Because that's a pretty hardcore deathtrap for ants.

 

[Caliostro]

On my first day of school I drove a kid's head into a faucet... Just because I thought it was funny...

...In my defense, it was.

My childhood "stunts" are more psychopathic than sociopathic in nature.

 

[Tiny116]

I was a Pyromainiac...well I got caught so I guess I wa technically an Arsonist....*guilt*
Tip-ex go WOOSH

 

[SextusMaximus]

Um... kill insects? that was about it, we practically got a lecture about not killing them from the teacher.

 

[Trifixion]

Can't say I ever did anything to hurt any animals. Well, except for turtle stacking...which never injured the turtles.

Um...does making chlorine and sugar bombs and using them to blow up mailboxes count?

 

[Batfred]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

I think most malevolent little boys did that kind of stuff didn't they?
In particular, I used throw my school bag at wasps in mid flight, stun them, and then when they were grounded I would burn them alive with a magnifying glass. The smell was rough!

On a lesser note, I had a fish pond and would put a leaf in the middle of it. Then I would catch ants and put more and more onto the leaf until some fell of the edges through overcrowding and got eaten by the fish.

I was a bastard and feel bad about it now. Does that help? Please tell me I'm a good boy mummy.

EDIT: Ninja'd -ish! Damn you Douk!

That is.. very, very special.

Special like a window licker or special like how long do I have before the police that you've called turn up?

Closer to the second one. That's... you're not Jigsaw or something, are you? Because that's a pretty hardcore deathtrap for ants.

You're mistaking genius with bored-but-inventive because as a kid I lived miles and miles away from my closest mates. We didn't have internet and MSN back in the early 80's.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

I built a working crossbow which fired two arrows in sequence, and went hunting with it (age 11), at that time I was living in the north of our country, and there were some jungle like places...most of my friends burned ants, I returned with several birds and a very big lizzard. Not very proud about that...

though I am very proud of my skill to build that thing at that age.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

Me?

Bit off a girls cheek in pre-school causing a rip on it from one side to the other (I was the quiet corner kid that was mocked everyday and she decided to kick me at this point I only remember what I was told I had done)

Chocked a guy to the point of having to have been stopped by another colleague before killing said guy, once released he had trouble breathing

(A few more I won't list)

I also used to impale insects when I was very young

Nothing too special

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Can't think of anything specific at the moment, there was some stuff though.

My friend beat a dog to death with an Action Man when he was like 5.