Some guy plots to kill and castrate Justin Bieber...
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As Bieber even done anything recently? I mean I hate his music as much as the next guy but I haven't heard any of it for ages.
Why castrate? Has he heard the guy sing? I'm pretty sure that wouldn't do a damn thing. Also, murder? Definitely not a good thing. Bieber is so bland anyway.
I would of gotten away with it to if it wasn't for those meddling kids! Oh well, back to the drawing board...
To prevent them from getting out via cutting a deal or whatever. For example, if someone only has one life sentence but gives the Feds vital information, they can have it reduced to 15 years (as an example). If someone has, say, five life sentences, then it doesn't really matter what they do, they're staying in jail till they die.hazabaza1 said:
Lotta people are commenting on the order of "castrate, then kill" - I want to know, why that combination at all? What's the point of castrating it if you're then gonna kill it? Although I guess I am asking this of a person so passionately hateful of a thing they've never met that they actively attempt to murder it... probably for the sick pleasure they get...
And this is why I never take Bieber jokes seriously anymore. WE FUCKING GET IT. HE DOESN'T LOOK MASCULINE AND HAS A HIGH PITCHED VOICE. He's JUST a pop singer! One that happens to be really popular. Did N'Sync and Backstreet Boys get this much hate back then? (I was too young, so I really don't know)
EDIT: Silly mechashiva, "N'Sync" doesn't have an "e"! HAHAHAHA, I'll go now. *hangs head in shame*
EDIT: Silly mechashiva, "N'Sync" doesn't have an "e"! HAHAHAHA, I'll go now. *hangs head in shame*
I'm pretty sure attracting 12 year olds would land me on some kind of register.smithy_2045 said:
OT: Seriously though, I don't care. No really, I've long since passed the point of being able to summon anything other than a slovenly eye roll at the mention of his name. This shit has gone far beyond old hat.
Silly fool, you can't castrate someone that has no external genitalia!
Now that that's out of the way, I do think the Bieber hate is a bit much. Yes, his music sucks. Yes, you can't go anywhere near certain stores without seeing walls of Bieber merchandise and his effeminate face plastered everywhere. But that's no reason to kill a dude.
Besides which, killing him will just make his fans compare him to the actually good artists who died young and will skyrocket sales of his merchandise. Let him fade into obscurity instead of being compared to Kurt Cobain.
Now that that's out of the way, I do think the Bieber hate is a bit much. Yes, his music sucks. Yes, you can't go anywhere near certain stores without seeing walls of Bieber merchandise and his effeminate face plastered everywhere. But that's no reason to kill a dude.
Besides which, killing him will just make his fans compare him to the actually good artists who died young and will skyrocket sales of his merchandise. Let him fade into obscurity instead of being compared to Kurt Cobain.
Really? Why? I mean what has Justin Bieber done to warrant such unadulterated hatred other than turn out some mass-produced, generic music. Did he rape their wife and kids? If not, they need to get out and enjoy life a bit more.
Odds are people are gonna do a background check and find out that, one time, just for an hour or two, this guy played a video game and AAAAAAAAAA BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
Honestly, it would make a SLIGHT amount of sense if the guy hated Bieber, but the article says he's a huge fan, even having a TATTOO of Bieber on his damn LEG.
Bieber is horrible, but the worst thing that should happen to him is that he just stops singing. Bad singing is not a reason to die.
Honestly, it would make a SLIGHT amount of sense if the guy hated Bieber, but the article says he's a huge fan, even having a TATTOO of Bieber on his damn LEG.
Bieber is horrible, but the worst thing that should happen to him is that he just stops singing. Bad singing is not a reason to die.
You know what my favorite part of that story is? The part where they found a pair of pruning shears in the dude's room.
He wasn't gonna just do this with ANY knife, he had one SPECIFICALLY picked out to cut Bieber's balls off.
Oh, and to everyone saying "He didn't have balls to cut off in the first place!", you are clever. You are the most clever person to ever be clever. Seriously, how long did it take you to think that up? I'm sure it must have been awhile. Pat yourself on the back, because you have CLEARLY added something of great worth to this thread.
He wasn't gonna just do this with ANY knife, he had one SPECIFICALLY picked out to cut Bieber's balls off.
Oh, and to everyone saying "He didn't have balls to cut off in the first place!", you are clever. You are the most clever person to ever be clever. Seriously, how long did it take you to think that up? I'm sure it must have been awhile. Pat yourself on the back, because you have CLEARLY added something of great worth to this thread.
Off Topic: I may be wrong, but I recall the scars going up farther on your avatar's right hand.Trivun said:
On Topic: Whether you like Beiber or not, this is flat out fucked up. This does eerily remind me of this though...