Some live but most will die

[Scarletmarine]

Recently there have been alot of talk of the world ending but where will you be. Everyone thinks they will live and survive or hope so. But likely that 80% people on this forum would die. Depending on the situation of course. Give a situtation and why you would live through it(don't say because i'm or or something, be serious) and one where you die and how it happens.
And Go!

Live
Situation: Zombies take over the world
Live because: I am prepared with materials and with self.

Die
Situation: Alien Invasion
Death by: Multiple Rape and incineration.

 

[Dommyboy]

Live
Situation: Mutant bogans and kangaroos.
Live because: A rifle and a few knives do wonders.

Die
Situation: Gaming becomes illegal.
Death by: Bordem.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Boy you're a cheery one aren't you... /sarcasm

All I can say is if the world floods... I sure as hell can't swim.

 

[S.R. Kilvan]

Live
Situation: Combine.
Live because: Gravity Gun. 'Nuff said.

Die
Situation: Nuclear fallout.
Die because: "Hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[meatloaf231]

Live
Situation: zombies all over
Live because: we play videogames, and if anyone know how to kill a zombie, it's gamers.

Die
Situation: zombies all over, but with zombie bears
Die because: zombie bears, man. Nobody survives that.

 

[the monopoly guy]

Live:
most anything

Die:
Starvation, it's Moopoly's one true enemy. That and the boot. Nobody wants to play as the fucking boot.

 

[Calobi]

Live:
Situation: Zombie outbreak
Reason: Older house with easily remover stairs (to prevent them getting in), lots of "Just add water" food stuffs and water, not very sentimental so I wouldn't try to save friends/family/strangers and would have no problem ending a potential zombie threat.

Die:
Situation: Any apocalypse from myths
Reason: Some people always die in them and I'm unlucky.

That and the boot. Nobody wants to play as the fucking boot.

That's my favorite piece!

 

[S.R. Kilvan]

Live:
most anything

Die:
Starvation, it's Monpoly's one true enemy. That and the boot. Nobody wants to play as the fucking boot.

BOOT TO THE HEAD.

 

[Khedive Rex]

Live:
most anything

Die:
Starvation, it's Moopoly's one true enemy. That and the boot. Nobody wants to play as the fucking boot.

Live: Vastly superior alien race challenges the great minds of earth to a round of monopoly for it's survival.
Because: I'VE GOT MY BOOT!!!

Die: Gigantic magnets throw Earth out of orbit and into the sun.
Because: I'd probably be the one instigating this. I fucking love magnets.

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Moved to Forum Games section.

 

[The_Heretic]

Live:I run out of money for food
Because:I have rich friends and can steal their food without them noticing.

Die:I lose my house.
Because:While my friends have no problem feeding me (And i eat a lot) They won't let me spend the night at their houses.(Which leads me to believe that they're practicing live animal sacrifices or something similar.)

 

[Kehan Wann]

Live: Slow moving zombie attack
Situation: my accuracy with my rifle.

Die: The mole men attack
Situation: i cant outrun what i cant see.

 

[Kehan Wann]

Recently there have been alot of talk of the world ending but where will you be. Everyone thinks they will live and survive or hope so. But likely that 80% people on this forum would die. Depending on the situation of course. Give a situtation and why you would live through it(don't say because i'm or or something, be serious) and one where you die and how it happens.
And Go!

Live
Situation: Zombies take over the world
Live because: I am prepared with materials and with self.

Die
Situation: Alien Invasion
Death by: Multiple Rape and incineration.

Id be there your you... i wouldnt let you get raped multiply

 

[The Lyre]

Live
Situation: Alien Invasion
Live because: Well, apparently these nice people in long red robes tell me that I'm going to ascend to a higher plane, and use my mighty astral powers to smite down all the nasty Zeta Beta Gamma-lots-of-other-greek-letters Aliens...Yeah, that was a fun day or two talking to them via email.

Die
Situation: If that mechanical sound outside keeps going on non-stop at 1 in the morning.
Death by: Me going postal and killing the entire neighbourhood before turning the lawnmower on myself?

Death by: Multiple Rape and incineration.

It isn't rape - they're RESEARCHING, so it is called PROBING.

Anyways, how would they even rape us, they probably have sexual organs on their faces or something...well, I know that *I* would want to start an invasion if I had a cock on my face...wait...NO NO NO, I mean Alien Invasion...of another planet...

Why must I destroy everything that is good?

 

[Dinnj]

Situation: Nuclear apocalypse
Live Because: I'm the main character in my story

Situation: Qayin destroys everything that is good
Death by: Suicide by kitten

 

[Spleeni]

Live
Situation: The very rock yawns with anticipation of my next facination move.
Live because: My imps dig it all out.

Die
Situation: My creatures are angry
Death because: Micro piglets stalked through my dungeon, and destroyed my heart.

 

[Calobi]

Id be there your you... i wouldnt let you get raped multiply

Would you let her get raped singularly? Because that's better, but still not considered "good" by most people.

 

[Khedive Rex]

Die
Situation: My creatures are angry
Death because: Micro piglets stalked through my dungeon, and destroyed my heart.

... Quoi? What is a micro piglet and why do you store your heart in a dungeon? That seems a very inconvienent place for it to circulate blood through your body...

Live
Situation: "your money or your life?"
Reason: I care far to little about money to trade it for my life.

Die
Situation: "Your Xbox 360 or your life?"
Death by: Attempting to use flashy impressive kung-fu combat against an opponent with a gun. No one takes my 360 from me, Boy!

 

[The Lyre]

Die
Situation: My creatures are angry
Death because: Micro piglets stalked through my dungeon, and destroyed my heart.

... Quoi? What is a micro piglet and why do you store your heart in a dungeon? That seems a very inconvienent place for it to circulate blood through your body...

Not really; I keep mine in a bank vault, connected up to a quantum teleportation device that relays through the empty hole in my chest, FOR I CANNOT LOVE...lulwut?

Live
Situation: Global Warming
Reason: If that pussy Gyllenhaal could survive it then I sure as hell can...*actually believes Jake Gyllenhaal is awesome and still thinks Donnie Darko is the best film ever made*


Die
Situation: The bees go away.
Death by: Einstein said so. Well, he probably didn't, but people SAID that Einstein said so, and we all know half-researched rumours and conclusions filled with logical fallacies are far more powerful than so called 'scientific facts'.


Oh! Oh! Another one;

Die
Situation: I and a group of seemingly uninvolved ordinary average everyday people are put in a huge complex of connected cubes, in which there are horribly animated traps with shitty CGI...also, one of us has to be mentally ill to the point that it just isn't funny after ten minutes, and one of us INEVITABLY has to go psycho and start stabbing the others.

Death by:This doesn't even need an answer; no one escapes the Cube...save for that one mentally ill guy but I doubt he got far.

Question; why are the people who go psychotic always the ones left with a weapon or the ones who could actually do harm to the others?

*Actually thought the first Cube film was okay and that Hypercube was so weird it was awesome...and may or may not be about to watch the prequel...*

 

[Khedive Rex]

Die
Situation: My creatures are angry
Death because: Micro piglets stalked through my dungeon, and destroyed my heart.

... Quoi? What is a micro piglet and why do you store your heart in a dungeon? That seems a very inconvienent place for it to circulate blood through your body...

Not really; I keep mine in a bank vault, connected up to a quantum teleportation device that relays through the empty hole in my chest, FOR I CANNOT LOVE...lulwut?

A heart in a bank account? All I keep in my Swiss safety deposit box is money, valuable crystals, the final secret of the Illuminati and the third vertibrea of all my vanquished foes (Trust me, there is a very good reason. They laughed at me in the academy! WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!!)

Question; why are the people who go psychotic always the ones left with a weapon or the ones who could actually do harm to the others?

You're asking the wrong question. Try instead, "What good would a gun be if it was not left in the hands of the man whose rocking back and forth in the fetal position singing I'm a Little Teacup with far more menace than seems appropriate?"

Plus, guns have limited ammo. A psycho with a peice of pipe can keep going indefinetly. Think of it as an intelligent investment in the future.