Some live but most will die

[ninja chicken]

Situation: dentist
Live because: I has a dentist slaying dagger.

Situation: Multigeared giant robotic monster made out of cheesse which stinks quite hard and with lazer on top of his ass.
Die because: lazers on top of his ass

 

[000Ronald]

Live: Everyone goes insane.
Reason: I'm already fucking insane.

Die: "The lost city of R'lyeh rises from beneath the sea..."
Reason: I'm not morally bankrupt. Cthulhu would fucking murder me himself.

EDIT: is it just me, or do people seem to be refering to Lovecraftian fiction more than usual? (I blame Purple Rain)