Some odd conversations with friends.
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It's fine lol, I don't want it to die either. We need to get more people in here. Don't forget to tell your friends everyone! XDhyperhammy said:I just don't want this thread to die.... sorry!
Seems like our plan isn't working... =/MasterOfWorlds said:It's fine lol, I don't want it to die either. We need to get more people in here. Don't forget to tell your friends everyone! XDhyperhammy said:I just don't want this thread to die.... sorry!
Uhm, I just had a conversation about how computers have sex with each other or with other computer accessories, like printers, scanners and webcams... And what is male and female. Very odd conversation... A printer has sex with a computer and the baby is the paper.
I did something similar except we commented on how they should make a movie about the Hulk's pants. Those things are solid man!Sacman said:You should try it once in a while...Dango said:
OT: after a movie me and a few friends spent a good hour talking about where the Hulks penis goes after he transforms... I don't how this came up especially since we went to go watch Avatar...<.<
Roger Colonel!MasterOfWorlds said:It's fine lol, I don't want it to die either. We need to get more people in here. Don't forget to tell your friends everyone! XDhyperhammy said:I just don't want this thread to die.... sorry!
OT: How can I forget my conversations with my Trinidadian cousin? What makes them odd? Said cousin is 10 years old!
Cousin [watching me play God of War 3]: "Are there any face-rapes in this game?"
[referring to a game on Screwattack]
Me: "Oh yeah. When you face Hercules."
Cousin [as I'm "face-raping" Hercules, chants]: "Face rape! Face rape! Face rape!"
[then again, during the Hermes fight]
Cousin: "Now I'm gonna take your SHOES!"
Me: "How did you know that?"
Cousin: "Wait, you actually take his shoes?"
[referring to a game on Screwattack]
Me: "Oh yeah. When you face Hercules."
Cousin [as I'm "face-raping" Hercules, chants]: "Face rape! Face rape! Face rape!"
[then again, during the Hermes fight]
Cousin: "Now I'm gonna take your SHOES!"
Me: "How did you know that?"
Cousin: "Wait, you actually take his shoes?"
[cousin and me are playing RE5]
Cousin: "Is 'shit' all Chris can say?"
Me: "No. He says 'goddamn' and 'asshole' too!"
[then on the final battle with Wesker, there's this part where whoever plays as Sheva has to do a QTE to climb up a cliff]
Cousin: "How long do I have to keep pressing the button?!"
Me: "As long as it takes!"
[he keeps dying, so we switch controllers for that part. Then...]
Me: "Ok! Now go up to him [Wesker] and press X like crazy!"
Cousin: *groooooooan*
Cousin: "Is 'shit' all Chris can say?"
Me: "No. He says 'goddamn' and 'asshole' too!"
[then on the final battle with Wesker, there's this part where whoever plays as Sheva has to do a QTE to climb up a cliff]
Cousin: "How long do I have to keep pressing the button?!"
Me: "As long as it takes!"
[he keeps dying, so we switch controllers for that part. Then...]
Me: "Ok! Now go up to him [Wesker] and press X like crazy!"
Cousin: *groooooooan*
[watching an episode of School Rumble]
Me: "Ok, some background info. This guy's name is Harima. For some reason he now has a bunch of animals he can talk to."
Cousin: "Is that a giraffe?"
Me: "He has a pig, an elephant, and a lion too."
[later during same episode where people from the zoo come to take Harima's animals]
Cousin [in false weepy voice]: "The government came and took the animals!"
Me: "Ok, some background info. This guy's name is Harima. For some reason he now has a bunch of animals he can talk to."
Cousin: "Is that a giraffe?"
Me: "He has a pig, an elephant, and a lion too."
[later during same episode where people from the zoo come to take Harima's animals]
Cousin [in false weepy voice]: "The government came and took the animals!"
Your cousin is fucking awesome!shadyh8er said:Roger Colonel!MasterOfWorlds said:It's fine lol, I don't want it to die either. We need to get more people in here. Don't forget to tell your friends everyone! XDhyperhammy said:I just don't want this thread to die.... sorry!
OT: How can I forget my conversations with my Trinidadian cousin? What makes them odd? Said cousin is 10 years old!
Cousin [watching me play God of War 3]: "Are there any face-rapes in this game?"
[referring to a game on Screwattack]
Me: "Oh yeah. When you face Hercules."
Cousin [as I'm "face-raping" Hercules, chants]: "Face rape! Face rape! Face rape!"
[then again, during the Hermes fight]
Cousin: "Now I'm gonna take your SHOES!"
Me: "How did you know that?"
Cousin: "Wait, you actually take his shoes?"
[cousin and me are playing RE5]
Cousin: "Is 'shit' all Chris can say?"
Me: "No. He says 'goddamn' and 'asshole' too!"
[then on the final battle with Wesker, there's this part where whoever plays as Sheva has to do a QTE to climb up a cliff]
Cousin: "How long do I have to keep pressing the button?!"
Me: "As long as it takes!"
[he keeps dying, so we switch controllers for that part. Then...]
Me: "Ok! Now go up to him [Wesker] and press X like crazy!"
Cousin: *groooooooan*
[watching an episode of School Rumble]
Me: "Ok, some background info. This guy's name is Harima. For some reason he now has a bunch of animals he can talk to."
Cousin: "Is that a giraffe?"
Me: "He has a pig, an elephant, and a lion too."
[later during same episode where people from the zoo come to take Harima's animals]
Cousin [in false weepy voice]: "The government came and took the animals!"
I was showing an horror movie obsessed friend of mine and she almost came when I showed her the chain saw in left 4 dead 2!
This reminds me of a funny story.Aylaine said:It'd help if you had a funny post to contribute rather then bumping it, mister. <3hyperhammy said:I just don't want this thread to die.... sorry!
So, I have this close guy friend. He's a very perverted, open, extremely carefree and laid back guy. The type who likes to send me status updates on his sexual conquests and failures at random hours of the day, typically right after they occur. So I'm working today, and this is how it looked at 5 AM. xD
Dan: damnnnn gurlll! ayla!
Me: SUP.
Me: ...Wait, why are you up?
Dan: HAAAha i'm with this really smoking brunette right now
Me: Well, is she all that or what? Details foo!
Shortly after, I went over the curb and hit someones empty trash can. >.<
I hit the brakes, back up and try to get my head together...
Me: Damn, I hit it!
Dan: word that's exactly what i did too
Me: I'd be willing to bet your forever lost virginity that we aren't on the same page here >.<
Took me a second, then I seen what I wrote didn't describe what I hit, so he totally got the wrong idea. All in all, it was funny as hell! xD
A friend of mine and I were supposed to meet up somewhere and she was running about 20 minutes late, which is unusual for her.
So I texted her, "You coming?"
She just responded with: "
"When she finally met up with me she was laughing, "Dude, I had seriously just finished when you texted that."
We both got quite the chuckle out of it.
Today in the lab me and a friend had a lot of conicle flasks out in the fumehood, 2 100ml flasks and one 25ml flasks. Now, we were boiling various solvents for a recrystallization and we ended up making a little family with the conicle flasks, which ended with my friend taking the 2 100ml flasks to the sink to wash them and turning to the 25ml flask and saying "You're adopted." I don't quite know why (I blame the solvent fumes), but I burst out laughing and the professor in the lab was staring at us incredulously.
Another conversation I had was when another friend was describing a carjacking he witnessed a few years back and mentioned that he saw a really confused looking whippet in the back that the carjacker hadn't noticed.
Another conversation I had was when another friend was describing a carjacking he witnessed a few years back and mentioned that he saw a really confused looking whippet in the back that the carjacker hadn't noticed.
Ah, I just remembered something really funny.
I was over at a female friend of mine's place and I was early for the night's gaming session. She was cleaning up so I decided to make myself useful since I was there anyway.
OK, I should go into a little backstory here so that you'll all appreciate this a bit more. XD
My friend has a boyfriend who's about 6 inches taller and at least 60 pounds heavier than me. Our personalities are almost identical, and as such, we don't get along too well. In fact, he hates my guts. But the thing is, my friend has admitted to me that if she wasn't with her bf, she'd be all over me in a heartbeat. She also likes to talk about sex and such, so she actually got me to tell her about my experiences and how ah...endowed I am.
OK, back to the story.
I got something on my pants, I don't recall what it was exactly, but I think it was some old leftovers I was trying to scrape into the garbage. Anyway, it looked and smelled bad so she got a pair of her bf's sweatpants for me to wear while I tried to scrub the stuff off.
I was in the bathroom changing, when she rushes up and opens the door only to run away really fast. I told her that if she wanted a look, all she had to do was ask, and she made some smartass remark.
Anyway, sweatpants now on, apartment cleaned, and pants drying from the thorough scrubbing, she sat in the recliner and I sat on the couch. Of course, we start talking about sex.
Now, I mentioned before that her bf is bigger than me. His sweatpants are enormous on me. But because of that, they ah...hang in such a way that certain parts of my anatomy may be seen if I sit in a certain position.
So we're talking and we come back to what I had said in the bathroom and she said, "I really don't need to see it."
I said, "So you wouldn't want me to do *this*?"
And I stretched my legs wide and my arms up and out. She looked right at my crotch, blushed coka cola red and told me not to speak to her for the next ten minutes. During that time she couldn't look at me either. XD
I was over at a female friend of mine's place and I was early for the night's gaming session. She was cleaning up so I decided to make myself useful since I was there anyway.
OK, I should go into a little backstory here so that you'll all appreciate this a bit more. XD
My friend has a boyfriend who's about 6 inches taller and at least 60 pounds heavier than me. Our personalities are almost identical, and as such, we don't get along too well. In fact, he hates my guts. But the thing is, my friend has admitted to me that if she wasn't with her bf, she'd be all over me in a heartbeat. She also likes to talk about sex and such, so she actually got me to tell her about my experiences and how ah...endowed I am.
OK, back to the story.
I got something on my pants, I don't recall what it was exactly, but I think it was some old leftovers I was trying to scrape into the garbage. Anyway, it looked and smelled bad so she got a pair of her bf's sweatpants for me to wear while I tried to scrub the stuff off.
I was in the bathroom changing, when she rushes up and opens the door only to run away really fast. I told her that if she wanted a look, all she had to do was ask, and she made some smartass remark.
Anyway, sweatpants now on, apartment cleaned, and pants drying from the thorough scrubbing, she sat in the recliner and I sat on the couch. Of course, we start talking about sex.
Now, I mentioned before that her bf is bigger than me. His sweatpants are enormous on me. But because of that, they ah...hang in such a way that certain parts of my anatomy may be seen if I sit in a certain position.
So we're talking and we come back to what I had said in the bathroom and she said, "I really don't need to see it."
I said, "So you wouldn't want me to do *this*?"
And I stretched my legs wide and my arms up and out. She looked right at my crotch, blushed coka cola red and told me not to speak to her for the next ten minutes. During that time she couldn't look at me either. XD
I just had the weirdest conversation on Facebook with some British chavs...
A-just found some cheese in the fridge that had a use by date of 30 july :s
Me- did you eat it? It's probably better than most of your british food.
B- sure it wernt on your dick?aha
A- na B, when you're circumsized you don't get knob cheese
B- haha fer enuff man!wheres hyperhammy from?
Me- Germany
B- dude the german food is rank.
Me- rank?
C- fock off u german prick
A- leave him alone harry
C- fock off fat boy
A- and rank means disgusting
C- that shut you up german twat
A- what the hell has he done? you're the one commenting on my status, you dont want to talk to me or him then piss off
B- haha haz no need for that dude.im just jokin fock off man the german food tastes like shit you bastard.
C- or what u fat shit
A- i'm just saying whats the point in commenting if your just gonna tell me to fuck off?
Me- ‎@B: German food is delicious! @A: Thanks!@Hairy Cock: lol (His name is harry cook)
C- hairy cock mate your mom didnt say that to hitler
A- buuuurn! he dont give a shit
B- mate german food is shit you little batty man what ya sayin,irl rok ya jaw!
A- he's lived in america half his life
C- great
B- joe tell ya friend to pipe down or irl rok his jaw.
C- hahahaa
Me- This is soooo going on failbook
B- shut the fok up you german kiddy fiddler.
C- mate hitler didnt in your dads youtuh camp
Me- did you eat it? It's probably better than most of your british food.
B- sure it wernt on your dick?aha
A- na B, when you're circumsized you don't get knob cheese
B- haha fer enuff man!wheres hyperhammy from?
Me- Germany
B- dude the german food is rank.
Me- rank?
C- fock off u german prick
A- leave him alone harry
C- fock off fat boy
A- and rank means disgusting
C- that shut you up german twat
A- what the hell has he done? you're the one commenting on my status, you dont want to talk to me or him then piss off
B- haha haz no need for that dude.im just jokin fock off man the german food tastes like shit you bastard.
C- or what u fat shit
A- i'm just saying whats the point in commenting if your just gonna tell me to fuck off?
Me- ‎@B: German food is delicious! @A: Thanks!@Hairy Cock: lol (His name is harry cook)
C- hairy cock mate your mom didnt say that to hitler
A- buuuurn! he dont give a shit
B- mate german food is shit you little batty man what ya sayin,irl rok ya jaw!
A- he's lived in america half his life
C- great
B- joe tell ya friend to pipe down or irl rok his jaw.
C- hahahaa
Me- This is soooo going on failbook
B- shut the fok up you german kiddy fiddler.
C- mate hitler didnt in your dads youtuh camp
Wow, just...wow.hyperhammy said:I just had the weirdest conversation on Facebook with some British chavs...
A-just found some cheese in the fridge that had a use by date of 30 july :s
Me- did you eat it? It's probably better than most of your british food.
B- sure it wernt on your dick?aha
A- na B, when you're circumsized you don't get knob cheese
B- haha fer enuff man!wheres hyperhammy from?
Me- Germany
B- dude the german food is rank.
Me- rank?
C- fock off u german prick
A- leave him alone harry
C- fock off fat boy
A- and rank means disgusting
C- that shut you up german twat
A- what the hell has he done? you're the one commenting on my status, you dont want to talk to me or him then piss off
B- haha haz no need for that dude.im just jokin fock off man the german food tastes like shit you bastard.
C- or what u fat shit
A- i'm just saying whats the point in commenting if your just gonna tell me to fuck off?
Me- ‎@B: German food is delicious! @A: Thanks!@Hairy Cock: lol (His name is harry cook)
C- hairy cock mate your mom didnt say that to hitler
A- buuuurn! he dont give a shit
B- mate german food is shit you little batty man what ya sayin,irl rok ya jaw!
A- he's lived in america half his life
C- great
B- joe tell ya friend to pipe down or irl rok his jaw.
C- hahahaa
Me- This is soooo going on failbook
B- shut the fok up you german kiddy fiddler.
C- mate hitler didnt in your dads youtuh camp
If someone ever talked to me like that in person, I'd kindly invite them outside for a little fist-to-face chat. XD
This went from odd conversations to a quote war about masturbation. I think the ozone layer is sinking into our atmosphere which has our essential oxygen and is making us all insane.
Every conversation with my friends is odd, as everyone thinks i am mentally disturbed.
Even some teachers.
Every conversation with my friends is odd, as everyone thinks i am mentally disturbed.
Even some teachers.