Some odd conversations with friends.

[MasterOfWorlds]

Yeah, I know what you mean. And I (unfortunately) knew a ton about masturbation from my friends' conversations. Oddly enough I think I'm the only boy in my grade who doesn't do it, though.

I know several people that don't for whatever reason. It's not as uncommon as you might think. And there are always going to be guys that say they do but don't and visa versa.

 

[Dango]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

girly boy or not it's a good way to blow off steam...

like Tuesday night I couldn't concentrate on finishing my homework so I took a "shower" and was able to finish in half the time I expected...<.<

But that's partly what I have anime, video games, facebook, and this website for...

O Rly?

video games, anime, facebook and the Escapist usually distract me from finishing my work...<.<

I usually just take little breaks with them and then get back to homework. It works pretty well for me, too.

 

[Sacman]

dude. IT HURTS. You get mega chaffed.

not that i would know ¬¬

Two words to complete the nightmare.

No lotion. XD

Lotion is nasty. It makes your shlong dirty so you need to wipe it off.

oh god. didi just say that?

That's why you use the conditioner while in the shower...<.< it washes right off and it will make your pubic hair, if you have any that is, all smooth and shiny...<.<

Conditioner has all sortf of fun uses in the shower. Especially if you're not alone. ~.o

Now what might these fun things be... I need new tricks...<.<

 

[cerebus23]

everyone must be bored on friday. go hulk!

 

[Dango]

I can't believe i have been on this thread for an hour

Imagine how I feel... the worst part is I accidentally bookmarked it.

 

[Sacman]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

girly boy or not it's a good way to blow off steam...

like Tuesday night I couldn't concentrate on finishing my homework so I took a "shower" and was able to finish in half the time I expected...<.<

But that's partly what I have anime, video games, facebook, and this website for...

O Rly?

video games, anime, facebook and the Escapist usually distract me from finishing my work...<.<

I usually just take little breaks with them and then get back to homework. It works pretty well for me, too.

I've tried that... but that one episode of Ergo Proxy usually turns into all 24... or that 30 minute TF2 session doesn't end till the next day...<.<

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Actually, all this talk of masturbation reminds me of a funny story.

I was on the phone with my best female friend one day and she had to brush her teeth. She had an electric toothbrush and she knows I have a dirty mind, so she puts down the phone and comes back a few seconds later and says, "This is NOT a vibrator!" and proceeded to brush her teeth.

Of course, I call vibrators toothbrushes now when she's around. I also got her a "toothbrush" for her 19th bday, but that's neither here nor there. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

dude. IT HURTS. You get mega chaffed.

not that i would know ¬¬

Two words to complete the nightmare.

No lotion. XD

Lotion is nasty. It makes your shlong dirty so you need to wipe it off.

oh god. didi just say that?

That's why you use the conditioner while in the shower...<.< it washes right off and it will make your pubic hair, if you have any that is, all smooth and shiny...<.<

Conditioner has all sortf of fun uses in the shower. Especially if you're not alone. ~.o

Now what might these fun things be... I need new tricks...<.<

Content like that may not be suitable for minors, which I know are present in this thread. XD

 

[Sacman]

dude. IT HURTS. You get mega chaffed.

not that i would know ¬¬

Two words to complete the nightmare.

No lotion. XD

Lotion is nasty. It makes your shlong dirty so you need to wipe it off.

oh god. didi just say that?

That's why you use the conditioner while in the shower...<.< it washes right off and it will make your pubic hair, if you have any that is, all smooth and shiny...<.<

Conditioner has all sortf of fun uses in the shower. Especially if you're not alone. ~.o

Now what might these fun things be... I need new tricks...<.<

~Snip~]Need I say more?

The shower might work... but I don't have a desk at my job and my car is small... but than again my girl friend is small too so maybe that will even out...<.<

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I can't believe i have been on this thread for an hour

Imagine how I feel... the worst part is I accidentally bookmarked it.

You can unbookmark it, you know. XD

Of course, I would br greatly offended if you did. I might even cry.

In all seriousness though, if this makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry. I didn't inted for it to disolve into this, but it is amusing for me. I hope that we haven't scarred your young mind too much.

 

[Sacman]

I can't believe i have been on this thread for an hour

Imagine how I feel... the worst part is I accidentally bookmarked it.

"Accidentally"
...
you know your interested...<.<

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

dude. IT HURTS. You get mega chaffed.

not that i would know ¬¬

Two words to complete the nightmare.

No lotion. XD

Lotion is nasty. It makes your shlong dirty so you need to wipe it off.

oh god. didi just say that?

That's why you use the conditioner while in the shower...<.< it washes right off and it will make your pubic hair, if you have any that is, all smooth and shiny...<.<

Conditioner has all sortf of fun uses in the shower. Especially if you're not alone. ~.o

Now what might these fun things be... I need new tricks...<.<

*cough* nothing to see here.

Anyway, that's gross. and slightly arousing. RAWR.

Nothing gross about it. As long as it's consentual. It all washes off/out. XD

 

[Dango]

I can't believe i have been on this thread for an hour

Imagine how I feel... the worst part is I accidentally bookmarked it.

You can unbookmark it, you know. XD

Of course, I would br greatly offended if you did. I might even cry.

In all seriousness though, if this makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry. I didn't inted for it to disolve into this, but it is amusing for me. I hope that we haven't scarred your young mind too much.

No, no. It's amusing for me to in a really awkward kind of way... although you might as well rename this the "Masturbation and sexual innuendo thread".

 

[Dango]

I can't believe i have been on this thread for an hour

Imagine how I feel... the worst part is I accidentally bookmarked it.

"Accidentally"
...
you know your interested...<.<

Well I tried to press the messages button, and then I missed it and pressed the bookmark button by accident, and then I cried a little.