Some odd conversations with friends.

[MasterOfWorlds]

Share some of your odd conversations that you've had with friends. We all have had them at some point.

One time, my friends in my gaming group and I were getting ready for a session of the game I was running and we started talking about silencers and whether or not a pistol silencer would silence a fart.

I'll post more odd conversations later on in here.

 

[YoBadMama]

My friends and I were once having a conversation about the best way to fart silently so you won't be noticed.

 

[Dango]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

I've had that conversation before. Although it was my friend that didn't. Which, of course, turned into how often I do/did it, and what was my record for a day and how large. That's what I get for having a sex crazed girl in on the conversation I guess. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Friends? What are those? ...Just kidding of course.

Anyway, when I was a little kid and we were talking about stripping and shit with dudes. Yeah.
This was like when I was 4 and little kids getting naked is no problem in Greece, but basically making a game out of stripping with eachother is just a little odd...

Oh yeah, later, when I was 6 and I was talking to this girl and we were all getting naked together.

Holy fuck what was wrong with me.

I'd say that as long as you keep the underage kids from getting naked around you now, you're probably ok. XD

 

[Irridium]

My friends and I once attempted to have an entire conversation using only sexual innuendo.

It was... interesting, to say the least.

 

[Dango]

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This is now the most awkward thread I have ever participated in. Thank you.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

Funnily enough, mine is the exact opposite.

At a sleepover we were all discussing our preferred method of self-pleasure. Night ended with a joint demonstration and the day began with some awkwardness around the breakfast table.

You seem like you have a lot of interesting stories.

Although I did have an awkward conversation with a girl I had only known for a few months when she asked me how big I was. Being the guy I am of course, went home and measured. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

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This is now the most awkward thread I have ever participated in. Thank you.

Don't worry about it, life is full of awkward moments. XD

Like walking into class, sitting down, and realizing about half an hour later than you're in the wrong classroom.

Or having a girl that you like point out that your zipper is down and you happened to be going commando that day. That didn't happen to me, but it did to a friend of mine. Poor guy. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Best we not talk at length than (pun intended) as I'd most likely ask within a few days. I tend to just say whatever's on my mind... Should probably stop that...

Nah!

I'm pretty open about my past and the interesting things that have happened. The worst thing I can do is say that I won't answer the question. XD

Also, saying what's on your mind makes things interesting. I do the same thing...I just need to filter some stuff sometimes to help keep me out of trouble. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

Funnily enough, mine is the exact opposite.

At a sleepover we were all discussing our preferred method of self-pleasure. Night ended with a joint demonstration and the day began with some awkwardness around the breakfast table.

I've had conversations like that. Except for the demonstration part.

whoa. they were not lying when they said girls do that kind of stuff at sleep overs. I always thought it was just bullshit.

No more than guys, I'm sure.

Talk about masturbation, yes.

Masturbate in front of other guys? No. Never will. Hell, I don't even masturbate in front of my gf. >.>

 

[Dango]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

Funnily enough, mine is the exact opposite.

At a sleepover we were all discussing our preferred method of self-pleasure. Night ended with a joint demonstration and the day began with some awkwardness around the breakfast table.

I've had conversations like that. Except for the demonstration part.

whoa. they were not lying when they said girls do that kind of stuff at sleep overs. I always thought it was just bullshit.

Yeah my friends have had conversations like that right in front of me. I just stand there and feel awkward...