Some odd conversations with friends.

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

Funnily enough, mine is the exact opposite.

At a sleepover we were all discussing our preferred method of self-pleasure. Night ended with a joint demonstration and the day began with some awkwardness around the breakfast table.

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.............Bullshit. I'm sorry, but......Bullshit. I refuse to believe that a bunch of guys would be totally fine TALKING about jerking off, much less "releasing the kraken" right in front of each other. And to the guy who says he's never done it.....Again, bullshit. What are you doing on the internet if you haven't looked at porn? That's like going to Disneyland and skipping Space Mountain.

OT: My friends talk about weird shit all the time. We once devised a way for the human race to fire someone out of a massive cannon to Mars. I have an inside joke with one of my friends about using his leg hair to feed a small country. (Vatican City, to be precise) I've spent MULTIPLE hours debating the correct pronunciation of the fictional name "Tyrion". (It's TEER-ee-on, right? My friends both think it's "TIE-ron.") What we DON'T talk about is jerking off, porn, or any combination of the two.

 

[Sacman]

Lol what was this thread about again?

 

[Sacman]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

Funnily enough, mine is the exact opposite.

At a sleepover we were all discussing our preferred method of self-pleasure. Night ended with a joint demonstration and the day began with some awkwardness around the breakfast table.

.>
.............Bullshit. I'm sorry, but......Bullshit. I refuse to believe that a bunch of guys would be totally fine TALKING about jerking off, much less "releasing the kraken" right in front of each other. And to the guy who says he's never done it.....Again, bullshit. What are you doing on the internet if you haven't looked at porn? That's like going to Disneyland and skipping Space Mountain.

OT: My friends talk about weird shit all the time. We once devised a way for the human race to fire someone out of a massive cannon to Mars. I have an inside joke with one of my friends about using his leg hair to feed a small country. (Vatican City, to be precise) I've spent MULTIPLE hours debating the correct pronunciation of the fictional name "Tyrion". (It's TEER-ee-on, right? My friends both think it's "TIE-ron.") What we DON'T talk about is jerking off, porn, or any combination of the two.

Pirate Kitty is a girl...<.<

 

[Dango]

Snippity
I didn't know they were featured in Dj Hero...<.<

EVERYTHING Is featured in DJ Hero, it has a really great soundtrack, I used to listen to it all the time.

 

[Sacman]

Snippity
I didn't know they were featured in Dj Hero...<.<

EVERYTHING Is featured in DJ Hero, it has a really great soundtrack, I used to listen to it all the time.

IT can't have everything...
does it have Klau Nomi?

 

[Saltyk]

and rule 43 states the more pure and innocent something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it...

You have no idea how true that is.

...

I mean...

I have two reactions to innocent things.

The first is to corrupt it and destroy its dreams.

The second is to protect it and shield it from the world.

My gf is so innocent. I hope I don't corrupt her. She's so awesome.

My ex was kinda innocent. She also told me she didn't masturbate (kinda on topic looking back a few pages) though I made her want to. Pretty sure I corrupted her a lot just by having sex. Yeah... Good times.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Well, *ahem* if I must say...

We were talking about which fictional character we'd like to, erm, well, you know... have sex with
And the person had to be known by EVERYONE in the group. (Note: There were 6 of us)

I ended up picking Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

...

Don't ask.

lol we have that thread all the time...

I usually say Tsukasa Hiiragi...
she's so cute...
and over 18 so Chris Hansen can suck it...<.<

OMG. IMAGE SNIP
'm sorry sir, but no matter how much you lie to yourself...

there is no way she is over 18. The party van will now be arriving at your house.

She actually isn't over 18, she's 17.

well than I change my answer to Carmen Sandiago...<.<

I love how much this thread has been derailed. It's awesome.
Well, if we're going to have this dicussion... any character played by Summer Glau. So, all two of them.
Or maybe Tali'Zorah.

There is actually some great fan pis of her with out her mask...

Spoiler: one of my favorites

I've seen that pic before, and I won't deny that she looks attractive. I just can't help but think that she looks a bit too... human. She's an alien. Shouldn't she, you know, look like it?
I hope that when BioWare shows us her face in the third game (which they will, if they want to avoid my undying hatred) that they are a bit more creative than that.

 

[Dango]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

 

[Sacman]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

 

[Dango]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

Damn you... now I feel like I have nothing to contribute to this thread anymore...

 

[Sacman]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

Damn you... now I feel like I have nothing to contribute to this thread anymore...

I know so let's just talk about how are week has been so far... you go first...<.<

 

[Dango]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

Damn you... now I feel like I have nothing to contribute to this thread anymore...

I know so let's just talk about how are week has been so far... you go first...<.<

Terribly. I got Call of Duty Black Ops and I'm loving it, which might sound like a good thing but... umm this sounds more like content for PM's...

 

[Sacman]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

Damn you... now I feel like I have nothing to contribute to this thread anymore...

I know so let's just talk about how are week has been so far... you go first...<.<

Terribly. I got Call of Duty Black Ops and I'm loving it, which might sound like a good thing but... umm this sounds more like content for PM's...

no wee keep this thread alive... my brother wanted me to get it for the 360 so he could no doubt steal it again... I've never been a big fan of the Call Of Duty series they have never struck a chord with me...mostly because I usually buy games for the single player and Call Of Duty could just drop the campaign and most fans wouldn't even notice so it feels like I'm only paying for the multiplayer which is for the most part unbalanced and full off so many annoying little kids I usually don't even bother...<.<

 

[Dr Snakeman]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

Damn you... now I feel like I have nothing to contribute to this thread anymore...

I know so let's just talk about how are week has been so far... you go first...<.<

Terribly. I got Call of Duty Black Ops and I'm loving it, which might sound like a good thing but... umm this sounds more like content for PM's...

no wee keep this thread alive... my brother wanted me to get it for the 360 so he could no doubt steal it again... I've never been a big fan of the Call Of Duty series they have never struck a chord with me...mostly because I usually buy games for the single player and Call Of Duty could just drop the campaign and most fans wouldn't even notice so it feels like I'm only paying for the multiplayer which is for the most part unbalanced and full off so many annoying little kids I usually don't even bother...<.<

I hate to annoy, but I'm curious... do you two actually know each other? You know, in real life? You seem quite chummy on this thread, so I was curious.

 

[Dango]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

Damn you... now I feel like I have nothing to contribute to this thread anymore...

I know so let's just talk about how are week has been so far... you go first...<.<

Terribly. I got Call of Duty Black Ops and I'm loving it, which might sound like a good thing but... umm this sounds more like content for PM's...

no wee keep this thread alive... my brother wanted me to get it for the 360 so he could no doubt steal it again... I've never been a big fan of the Call Of Duty series they have never struck a chord with me...mostly because I usually buy games for the single player and Call Of Duty could just drop the campaign and most fans wouldn't even notice so it feels like I'm only paying for the multiplayer which is for the most part unbalanced and full off so many annoying little kids I usually don't even bother...<.<

Actually the multiplayer is why I'm loving the game. I hated Call of Duty 4 and Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer because both were unbalanced and broken, but Treyarch actually did a really good job of making Black Ops online balanced.

And on the topic of odd conversations with friends, all my friends think I love to talk about video games, even though I'm rarely the one to start a conversation about them. The truth is though, I absolutely HATE talking about video games (only with people I know in real life, though).

 

[Sacman]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

Damn you... now I feel like I have nothing to contribute to this thread anymore...

I know so let's just talk about how are week has been so far... you go first...<.<

Terribly. I got Call of Duty Black Ops and I'm loving it, which might sound like a good thing but... umm this sounds more like content for PM's...

no wee keep this thread alive... my brother wanted me to get it for the 360 so he could no doubt steal it again... I've never been a big fan of the Call Of Duty series they have never struck a chord with me...mostly because I usually buy games for the single player and Call Of Duty could just drop the campaign and most fans wouldn't even notice so it feels like I'm only paying for the multiplayer which is for the most part unbalanced and full off so many annoying little kids I usually don't even bother...<.<

I hate to annoy, but I'm curious... do you two actually know each other? You know, in real life? You seem quite chummy on this thread, so I was curious.

No we live on different ends of the continent... but we played L4D2 once...<.<

 

[Dango]

I hate to annoy, but I'm curious... do you two actually know each other? You know, in real life? You seem quite chummy on this thread, so I was curious.

Nope, he's just my bestest Escapist buddy (right, right?).

 

[Sacman]

SNIP

Damn... But uhh, here's one you should like

Yeah I've heard this one before I actually have it on my Ipod...<.<

Damn you... now I feel like I have nothing to contribute to this thread anymore...

I know so let's just talk about how are week has been so far... you go first...<.<

Terribly. I got Call of Duty Black Ops and I'm loving it, which might sound like a good thing but... umm this sounds more like content for PM's...

no wee keep this thread alive... my brother wanted me to get it for the 360 so he could no doubt steal it again... I've never been a big fan of the Call Of Duty series they have never struck a chord with me...mostly because I usually buy games for the single player and Call Of Duty could just drop the campaign and most fans wouldn't even notice so it feels like I'm only paying for the multiplayer which is for the most part unbalanced and full off so many annoying little kids I usually don't even bother...<.<

Actually the multiplayer is why I'm loving the game. I hated Call of Duty 4 and Modern Warfare 2's multiplayer because both were unbalanced and broken, but Treyarch actually did a really good job of making Black Ops online balanced.

And on the topic of odd conversations with friends, all my friends think I love to talk about video games, even though I'm rarely the one to start a conversation about them. The truth is though, I absolutely HATE talking about video games (only with people I know in real life, though).

Yeah I heard Treyarch fixed the huge quick scoping problem that plagued the first two and now the fans are mad that a sniper can only be used how they were meant to...

Yeah I know what you mean I can't talk about anything except guitars in real life so that's always my back up conversation... mostly because making a legitimate point would require actual social skills of which I have little to spare... so when I talk I sound like captain Kirk in slow mo... and so I just talk about whatever they have absolutely no knowledge of like guitars or computers...

 

[Sacman]

I hate to annoy, but I'm curious... do you two actually know each other? You know, in real life? You seem quite chummy on this thread, so I was curious.

Nope, he's just my bestest Escapist buddy (right, right?).

oh course...