Some odd conversations with friends.

[Dango]

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Yeah I know what you mean. When I was still young (around 3-7 years old) I was friends with all of the kids who are considered "cool" and "popular" (even the girls). I'm not friends with any of them anymore, and now I'm considered a nerd, which I am not.

yeah everything was so much better when you were younger... too bad I went to catholic school and was basically being brainwashed for 8 years...<.<

they didn't even teach evolution...

I wouldn't really say it was better when we were younger. I mean all those "cool" kids that I was friends with when I was a kid are all assholes now, so if I kept being friends with them I wouldn't be my current anime loving, girly boy self. And I love myself!

(also it's 3:23 AM where I am so I'm gonna go to sleep in about 7 minutes)

I wish I could say that...<.<

anyway night night!!!

Wait! Not night night yet! I still have 3 minutes! And I still have so much more to say that I can probably just say tomorrow anyway!

 

[Sacman]

Snip

Yeah I know what you mean. When I was still young (around 3-7 years old) I was friends with all of the kids who are considered "cool" and "popular" (even the girls). I'm not friends with any of them anymore, and now I'm considered a nerd, which I am not.

yeah everything was so much better when you were younger... too bad I went to catholic school and was basically being brainwashed for 8 years...<.<

they didn't even teach evolution...

I wouldn't really say it was better when we were younger. I mean all those "cool" kids that I was friends with when I was a kid are all assholes now, so if I kept being friends with them I wouldn't be my current anime loving, girly boy self. And I love myself!

(also it's 3:23 AM where I am so I'm gonna go to sleep in about 7 minutes)

I wish I could say that...<.<

anyway night night!!!

Wait! Not night night yet! I still have 3 minutes! And I still have so much more to say that I can probably just say tomorrow anyway!

yeah like that fungus on your toe that keeps telling you to murder your neighbors and claim ownership of their house...

What?

 

[zombiestrangler]

I once had to explain what the Rakk Hive from Borderlands looked like to a friend who never played it. An acid-queefing vagina face is not exactly the best way to start a topic of discussion I've learned.

 

[Dango]

Snip

Yeah I know what you mean. When I was still young (around 3-7 years old) I was friends with all of the kids who are considered "cool" and "popular" (even the girls). I'm not friends with any of them anymore, and now I'm considered a nerd, which I am not.

yeah everything was so much better when you were younger... too bad I went to catholic school and was basically being brainwashed for 8 years...<.<

they didn't even teach evolution...

I wouldn't really say it was better when we were younger. I mean all those "cool" kids that I was friends with when I was a kid are all assholes now, so if I kept being friends with them I wouldn't be my current anime loving, girly boy self. And I love myself!

(also it's 3:23 AM where I am so I'm gonna go to sleep in about 7 minutes)

I wish I could say that...<.<

anyway night night!!!

Wait! Not night night yet! I still have 3 minutes! And I still have so much more to say that I can probably just say tomorrow anyway!

yeah like that fungus on your toe that keeps telling you to murder your neighbors and claim ownership of their house...

What?

I'm going to assume that was a Nirvana reference.

 

[Sacman]

Snip

Yeah I know what you mean. When I was still young (around 3-7 years old) I was friends with all of the kids who are considered "cool" and "popular" (even the girls). I'm not friends with any of them anymore, and now I'm considered a nerd, which I am not.

yeah everything was so much better when you were younger... too bad I went to catholic school and was basically being brainwashed for 8 years...<.<

they didn't even teach evolution...

I wouldn't really say it was better when we were younger. I mean all those "cool" kids that I was friends with when I was a kid are all assholes now, so if I kept being friends with them I wouldn't be my current anime loving, girly boy self. And I love myself!

(also it's 3:23 AM where I am so I'm gonna go to sleep in about 7 minutes)

I wish I could say that...<.<

anyway night night!!!

Wait! Not night night yet! I still have 3 minutes! And I still have so much more to say that I can probably just say tomorrow anyway!

yeah like that fungus on your toe that keeps telling you to murder your neighbors and claim ownership of their house...

What?

I'm going to assume that was a Nirvana reference.

kind of a Family Guy/Elfen Lied combo reference...<.<

 

[Dango]

Snip

Yeah I know what you mean. When I was still young (around 3-7 years old) I was friends with all of the kids who are considered "cool" and "popular" (even the girls). I'm not friends with any of them anymore, and now I'm considered a nerd, which I am not.

yeah everything was so much better when you were younger... too bad I went to catholic school and was basically being brainwashed for 8 years...<.<

they didn't even teach evolution...

I wouldn't really say it was better when we were younger. I mean all those "cool" kids that I was friends with when I was a kid are all assholes now, so if I kept being friends with them I wouldn't be my current anime loving, girly boy self. And I love myself!

(also it's 3:23 AM where I am so I'm gonna go to sleep in about 7 minutes)

I wish I could say that...<.<

anyway night night!!!

Wait! Not night night yet! I still have 3 minutes! And I still have so much more to say that I can probably just say tomorrow anyway!

yeah like that fungus on your toe that keeps telling you to murder your neighbors and claim ownership of their house...

What?

I'm going to assume that was a Nirvana reference.

kind of a Family Guy/Elfen Lied combo reference...<.<

I hate Family Guy...

Anyway I have to go to sleep now, nighty night.

 

[Sacman]

Snip

Yeah I know what you mean. When I was still young (around 3-7 years old) I was friends with all of the kids who are considered "cool" and "popular" (even the girls). I'm not friends with any of them anymore, and now I'm considered a nerd, which I am not.

yeah everything was so much better when you were younger... too bad I went to catholic school and was basically being brainwashed for 8 years...<.<

they didn't even teach evolution...

I wouldn't really say it was better when we were younger. I mean all those "cool" kids that I was friends with when I was a kid are all assholes now, so if I kept being friends with them I wouldn't be my current anime loving, girly boy self. And I love myself!

(also it's 3:23 AM where I am so I'm gonna go to sleep in about 7 minutes)

I wish I could say that...<.<

anyway night night!!!

Wait! Not night night yet! I still have 3 minutes! And I still have so much more to say that I can probably just say tomorrow anyway!

yeah like that fungus on your toe that keeps telling you to murder your neighbors and claim ownership of their house...

What?

I'm going to assume that was a Nirvana reference.

kind of a Family Guy/Elfen Lied combo reference...<.<

I hate Family Guy...

Anyway I have to go to sleep now, nighty night.

nighty night...
here's a Lullaby...

 

[Sacman]

dude. IT HURTS. You get mega chaffed.

not that i would know ¬¬

Two words to complete the nightmare.

No lotion. XD

Lotion is nasty. It makes your shlong dirty so you need to wipe it off.

oh god. didi just say that?

That's why you use the conditioner while in the shower...<.< it washes right off and it will make your pubic hair, if you have any that is, all smooth and shiny...<.<

Conditioner has all sortf of fun uses in the shower. Especially if you're not alone. ~.o

Now what might these fun things be... I need new tricks...<.<

Need I say more?

The shower might work... but I don't have a desk at my job and my car is small... but than again my girl friend is small too so maybe that will even out...<.<

LOLI

Lol I just got that...<.<

 

[Sacman]

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

;~; I don't get it

read the history section...<.<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_crackers

 

[Jfswift]

One I started earlier. What's with that one shoe on the side of the road? Isn't that weird?

 

[Jekken6]

"How does catdog take a crap?"

 

[Dfskelleton]

"How do Squids have sex?"
I actually asked the teacher that, and she honestly didn't know and took it as a legitimate question (I rephrased it to make it sound legit)
What fun, what fun...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Um, what? There were no guys at the sleepover.

Secondly: so you don't have the courage to do so, that means no one else does?

Thirdly: if someone doesn't masturbate they must be liars? No. Just no.

You fail awfully hard, friend.

1. Of COURSE I assumed you were a dude. You can't possibly hold that against me. It's not sexist, it statistics.

2. What the hell does courage have to do with anything?

3. I prefer to consider this a failure of my gender in general.

However, I stand by my statement that no group of DUDES would do that. To each their own, I guess. Oh yeah, and if a GUY says he's never jerked off, he's a liar. Especially if it's said on the internet.

One click of my profile would have told you I was female. Common sense says to do your research before making assumptions and calling others liars.

Not masturbating makes you a failure and a liar in your mind?

You really need to get out more.

.....Ok, you're trolling me, right? Seriously. I never said that a lack of masturbation made you a failure, I just said that all guys have done it sometime in their lives. This makes anyone who says they haven't, liars. The guy this actually concerns(oddly NOT you) already quoted me and cleared it up, so I'm not sure why you keep talking about it.

All of this seems pretty obvious to me, and you seem like a pretty smart person, so I'll ask again: Are you just trolling me now, or what?

 

[JokerCrowe]

Jesus Christ! What happened to this thread?! This is the biggest derail I've ever seen! It's like a disaster area!
..
A very amusing disaster area...

OT:
I have a friend Who I have Nothing but weird conversations with. So weird in fact that I really can't remember them because I have to use a neuralizer so I don't get mentally scarred. I'll see if I can remember one...

 

[tehbeard]

Very weird thread.
Read most of it (lost track about page 3-5).

Some odd conversations?
Pretty much all conversations I had at college, and most in uni, have been odd.

The top three odd conversations that stick out are:

- Why do guys watch porn? Asked by a friend (a girl) in college at lunch time, with strangers walking past.

- Why do guys like watching lesbian porn? asked by same friend as above, made worse by the fact we were in a packed food court and the rest of the girls in the group looked at me waiting for an answer.

- Finger length brain-gender conversation. I forget the specifics but it was along the lines of if one finger is longer then the other then your brain is man like, if it's shorter it's female like. (2nd n 4th finger's I think). every got a specific one male/female. Comes round to me and both fingers are the same length, I asked what that meant to which one person replied "Hermaphrodite brain?".

 

[Reaper69lol]

Well every conversation I have with my friends turns odd in like 5 minutes, so yeah too many examples to actually post

 

[Engarde]

I wish I could have come in to this thread back at about page one, you guys have so much fun. And I do not get shocking awkwardess issues so much when I speak on the internet.

I have also had a vaguely similar conversation about masturbation with a group of friends, and I have not really either. And they all looked at me funny. And then we insinuated that one of us was into rape. No clue how that got started, but you should have seen the passers by.

 

[mortalsatsuma]

Well this wasn't really a conversation with a friend but one with my biology teacher during sex ed in like year 8 at my school. He told the class that sperm always swim against gravity to reach the egg and so I asked him what would happen if you had sex upside down. He told me to shut up.