Some odd conversations with friends.
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Oh, almost forget. My best friends girlfriend (now they have broken up sadly)Insisted for about a week straight that she could rape me. Cue long conversations about how she was small, I could fight her off easily and she would have to get me "in the mood" first. She still insists to this day that she could do it if she wanted to but thankfully she has never tried.
"Same reason girls do."tehbeard said:
E: I actually said that to similar question(s).
E2: Was rebuked with; "We do NOT!". I just winked. Fun times.
me and my friend we talking about how cars equal love this came from if someone's parents didn't hug them or love them they would try to hug cars....yer.....we felt horrible afterwards
but we still wet ourselves laughing think of that person going onto the motorway saying "so much love".
but we still wet ourselves laughing think of that person going onto the motorway saying "so much love".
I had a conversation about that too... After I told them that I unofficially broke the longest distance in the world, the sperm to floor distance... The official record was 91.3 cms, and I got around 96MasterOfWorlds said:
Well urrm, me and my friend were having a joke argument over something and started shouting at each other (please note, it wasn't serious, which is why it was so damn funny), and then he made a point and shouted really loudly "SUCK IT *****", to which I responded, even louder mind, "THAT IS NO REASON TO GET ME TO SUCK YOUR COCK".
The old lady across the road heard.
Anyway, not the weirdest I've had by a long shot, but definitely the funniest.
The old lady across the road heard.
Anyway, not the weirdest I've had by a long shot, but definitely the funniest.
wow... MOOOOOOM! Where's the brain bleach???
Well okay, screw my under aged mind!
I would like to thank MasterOfWorlds for making this amazing thread!
Okay, I was in seventh grade, physics class. I was sitting next to the worlds most uptight person ever, so me and a buddy started teaching him about oral sex, anal sex, and all the crazy fetishes you people come up with! It was GREAT!!!
Kid hates me now!
Well okay, screw my under aged mind!
I would like to thank MasterOfWorlds for making this amazing thread!
Okay, I was in seventh grade, physics class. I was sitting next to the worlds most uptight person ever, so me and a buddy started teaching him about oral sex, anal sex, and all the crazy fetishes you people come up with! It was GREAT!!!
Kid hates me now!
One a friend and me talked about Superman but the thing is that i don't like Superman and he doesn't either,also we never watch a Superman film or read a comic about him.The topic just appeared at complete random
My Year 11 bestfreind and me had a coversation that went:
Racism, McFly, Communism.
The worst bit is they're a girl.
Racism, McFly, Communism.
The worst bit is they're a girl.
During a 2 day schooltrip, just when we were going to sleep, me and 4 of my classmates started talking about the life of Fidel Castro. I don't even remember how we got into that situation.
Me and my Halo fanatic friend were havng a fight about who is better: Gordon Freeman or Master Chief. When we didn't get into an agreement we decided to have a fight for it. The winner would be right. He takes his master chief helmet made of cardboard (He was a big fan) and then he hands me his dads crowbar and just as were about to start his dad pops up, stops us, has a talk with his son and as a punishment makes us both agree that cooking mama could beat gordon and master chief.
Me and my best friend once talked about the idea of a conspiracy where every girl in our meets up and discusses the boys, who should go out with who, who everyone should shun and make them feel worthless, which ones to lead on, which ones to try and get money out of etc etc. Then we talked about making plans to find where the meeting was and destroy them all.
Good times.
Good times.
This was not really an odd conversation per se. It was just very stupid and idiotic.
Me and my friend argued whether Frodo leaves Middle-earth with the elves in the end of "Lord of the Rings". I said he did. My friend said he didn't. I tried to keep my cool, because I knew I was right, but it still ended with a lot of screaming and general hatefulness between the two of us. How could it not?
I just don't understand how one could not remember that. If you haven't read the books, fine, but then you've to at least seen the films. Everybody have. Or everybody should've.
Me and my friend argued whether Frodo leaves Middle-earth with the elves in the end of "Lord of the Rings". I said he did. My friend said he didn't. I tried to keep my cool, because I knew I was right, but it still ended with a lot of screaming and general hatefulness between the two of us. How could it not?
I just don't understand how one could not remember that. If you haven't read the books, fine, but then you've to at least seen the films. Everybody have. Or everybody should've.
Strangely enough, when me and my friends run out of topics we don't switch to weather. It's more like: "Oh god, the porno I saw today..."Ahlycks said: