Hahaha!Retardinator said:
This one time me and a female friend were hanging out (we are both a little messed up)
and we were bored. So I was like: "You want to watch a porno?"
She agreed! Good ol' weird times.
Some odd conversations with friends.
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This one time me and a female friend were hanging out (we are both a little messed up)
and we were bored. So I was like: "You want to watch a porno?"
She agreed! Good ol' weird times.
We had a LAN-party at a friends house and we went for a walk.
We were walking like this: Friend Friend Me Friend Friend.
And all of a sudden im like: you know if this was a alien vs preditors movie you guys would be the first to go. My friends just look at me so i decide to clarify ''well you know the preditors allways pick of the guys in the back and the ailens just charge you, so im the safest becouse im in the middle. Unless they were to attack from the sides''...
10 seconds later:
....... Friend
Friend Me Friend.
...... Friend
(sorry about spelling my brain is on sugar)
We were walking like this: Friend Friend Me Friend Friend.
And all of a sudden im like: you know if this was a alien vs preditors movie you guys would be the first to go. My friends just look at me so i decide to clarify ''well you know the preditors allways pick of the guys in the back and the ailens just charge you, so im the safest becouse im in the middle. Unless they were to attack from the sides''...
10 seconds later:
....... Friend
Friend Me Friend.
...... Friend
(sorry about spelling my brain is on sugar)
Awesome story! Your friends are pretty cool!Aylaine said:Nothing to be ashamed about.Dango said:
A few years ago, me and my group of best friends were at Dennys eating, usually late at night. It was a sort of a tradition for us back then. Well, this one time it didn't look like we were going, so I'm like okay...what do I do now? That same night my best friend Charlene tells me over the phone that I should masturbate, 'because you are seriously in need and I know you want to sleep' So I say "Yeah, not gonna happen". After she hangs up, I tried to sleep, then just gave in. About 20 minutes after I was done and trying to sleep, I get a call and whaddya know, we are going to Dennys after all.
As the waitress was bringing us our food, Charlene says "I hope everyone washed their hands, especially Aylaine."
I got a bit self conscious and started to drink some water, and then a few of my other best friends asked,
"What do you mean?"
"Aylaine probably masturbated before she got here."
I immediately spit most of the water out and blushed, while my friends laughed. Twas quite embarrassing. Reflecting back, if I wasn't so shy about it then and kept my cool, it wouldn't have been such a big deal. Me and my best friends were open like this, but I was a late bloomer on sexuality so what was normal for them was definitely not normal for me.
Sort of OT: (well probably not) We were on a week long class trip, it was epic! I was in a room with my best friend and 4 other good friends. We unpacked our shit and started talking rules! Rule number one: No masturbating! Rule number two: No sit ups! Kind of a weird story behind that! We have this giant (literally) asshole in our class, and during our last class trip he woke up at 3 am and did the loudest fucking sit ups ever! It sounded like a hog was humping a screaming toad!
Hahahaha xDAhlycks said:
Disgusting fatty armpit sex porn? WTF?!
I am friends with this one girl and we're pretty open about that sort of stuff. So yeah, porn and masturbating is a regular topic. Man, I need to show her some disgusting fatty armpit sex porn. xD
every guy would have done that...MasterOfWorlds said:
tho its not awesome when the person she has been with before had a bigger one
One of my friends used to be into Twilght (uuggghhhh) and we were talking about since vampires only drink blood, they would have no need for a butt-hole. I have weird friends.
well... me and 3 friends where speaking over skype and my mom comes in my room and just talks random stuff and one of my friends just says "oooh let me have you, you dirty woman"... the 2 others just laughed out loud and i went pretty much like this O_O ... speakers was on... yeeaah.... and pretty much since then he has been trying different ways to be creepy like that and ive been cursing at him
Oh i got another one. At a field trip with school i was talking with two girls and my flyer was open and i did not notice until one if the girl told me. I was a bit emberassed but no biggie.
then the other girl, out of nowere says ''dont worry my dad does that all the time, he calls it airing it out''. me and the other girl just looked at her and tried not to laugh.
then the other girl, out of nowere says ''dont worry my dad does that all the time, he calls it airing it out''. me and the other girl just looked at her and tried not to laugh.
Forgive me if you've answered this in the pages after this post, I'm catching up on what's happened. What makes you a "girly boy" if you don't mind my asking. See, when I hear girly boy, see an avatar like that, I automatically assume "gay guy". I know that I shouldn't but most guys I know that refer to themselves as girly boys, are, in fact, as queer as a three dollar bill. XDDango said:
Also, you live in the same time zone as me, what state do you live in, again, if you don't mind my asking. XD
Once me and my friends had an intelligent conversation about the hentai one of the other friends uploads and reviews for his job.
Actually, taking the "why do guys like watching lesbian porn?" bit, I asked all of my female friends if they liked watching two men together. Oddly enough, none of them did. I know that there are many yaoi fangirls out there, but I suppose it's a small percentage of the population actually. Then again, the number of girls I questioned was also small, so probably not enough to extrapolate and use as data for the rest of the US. XDtehbeard said:
Oddly enough, I've had the same conversation with a female friend of mine. It went both ways though. She said that she could rape me, but I couldn't rape her. She was a good sized girl though. Not fat or anything, just a tall girl, she was about my height, and at 5'10" at the time, it was a little strange.mortalsatsuma said:
I offered to test her theory, but she reminded my that her bf was about half a foot, 100 pounds, and built much larger than me. XD
