Some odd conversations with friends.

[MasterOfWorlds]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

Funnily enough, mine is the exact opposite.

At a sleepover we were all discussing our preferred method of self-pleasure. Night ended with a joint demonstration and the day began with some awkwardness around the breakfast table.

You seem like you have a lot of interesting stories.

Although I did have an awkward conversation with a girl I had only known for a few months when she asked me how big I was. Being the guy I am of course, went home and measured. XD

every guy would have done that... tho its not awesome when the person she has been with before had a bigger one

She said that mine was bigger than her bf's so all was good in the world. Then when a female friend of mine asked what the average size was and I looke that up, all was even better in the world. ~.o

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

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Yeah I know what you mean. When I was still young (around 3-7 years old) I was friends with all of the kids who are considered "cool" and "popular" (even the girls). I'm not friends with any of them anymore, and now I'm considered a nerd, which I am not.

yeah everything was so much better when you were younger... too bad I went to catholic school and was basically being brainwashed for 8 years...<.<

they didn't even teach evolution...

I wouldn't really say it was better when we were younger. I mean all those "cool" kids that I was friends with when I was a kid are all assholes now, so if I kept being friends with them I wouldn't be my current anime loving, girly boy self. And I love myself!

(also it's 3:23 AM where I am so I'm gonna go to sleep in about 7 minutes)

Forgive me if you've answered this in the pages after this post, I'm catching up on what's happened. What makes you a "girly boy" if you don't mind my asking. See, when I hear girly boy, see an avatar like that, I automatically assume "gay guy". I know that I shouldn't but most guys I know that refer to themselves as girly boys, are, in fact, as queer as a three dollar bill. XD

Also, you live in the same time zone as me, what state do you live in, again, if you don't mind my asking. XD

WUT. You thought a fuko avatar was gay!? You are insane, fuko is a beast.

I like Fuko, but when you pair that with "girly boy" it made me think gay guy. That's all. He proved that he's not with the pic of that catgirl-alien-person...thing...what was she from again? XD

 

[darthotaku]

my friend and I had an argument about weather cheese topped with anti-matter would taste better than cheese made of anti-matter.
we fought about it for three days before I used a physics textbook to prove I was right.

 

[Isalan]

Distinctly remember a conversation at work regarding what would happen if the Empire from Star Wars decided to make farming equipment. This, of course, ended with the idea of the John Deer TIE Tractor.

Strange day that one.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I was once on a 3 day trip in the Everglades. My whole class went, but broke into small co-ed groups, and I wasn't friends with anyone in my group. Anyway, one of the guys in my group started to get a headache and one of the other guys says, "Dude, I have some aspirin in this bag, but it's all crushed up from the trip, you can have some."

The first guy takes it and the other starts laughing, "What? Why are you laughing?"

"That was Viagra."

"Oh sh**, it's working."

The first guy runs off to take care of it, and when he comes back a few minutes later, the second guy is laughing his ass off, "Dude, I was joking, it was actually aspirin."

Earlier that day, the first guy from the story above is in the porta-potti thing on the little island thing we stopped out canoes at to camp on, and he's peeing, and the rest of us are waiting out turn, one of the guys just runs into the side of the thing. The wobbles WAY off to the side and we all here this horrible splashing sound followed shortly by, "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!"

It was hilarious, and I was oh so glad it wasn't me. XD

 

[Shining_Pyrelight]

We once had a conversation about zombies having an orgy and devouring each other at the same time, the event would take place at a Hannah Montana concert (back when she was relevant)

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

Spoiler: Random off-topicness

It's hard to think of examples of odd conversations, there have been many more times I have been in weird situations like sitting between two of my friends on a bench with my arms resting on the back of the bench almost around my two male friends and I started hitting on random girls for the lulz essentially. It took me a while to figure out why I was getting weird looks from the girls, a couple guys and my friends.

Off topic thing aside, probably why my Cthulu figure was next to my desk in my room. All of my other figures are on the other side of the room on a book shelf and they look like they are in the middle of an intense battle but Cthulu is just chilling out on a table next to my computer desk. The real reason is that the figure is huge, and won't fit on the shelf but my fanfic crazy friend decided that it's because Cthulu is slowly warping reality and causing me to go insane. Yeah, that's about as weird as it gets around me as far as conversations go, maybe I'm so used to weird stuff that it isn't weird to me?
Also, if you're curious about my Cthulu figure, it's this [http://www.amazon.com/Giant-HorrorClix-Great-Cthulhu-Figure/dp/B000NWKTPG/ref=sr_1_11?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1289669389&sr=1-11] and it's pretty cool actually.

 

[black_omega2]

Dear Slaanesh what has happened here? Oh well, relevant to my interests.

OT: My conversations cover anything and everything perverse and are always always in public.

Slaanesh help you if you overhear me.

 

[martin's a madman]

Yesterday at lunch my friends and I were discussing whether or not if a Vegan Homo- or Bisexual man, or a woman were giving oral sex, could they swallow the 'product'?

 

[lokun489]

well I just read this entire threads backlog, curropting my minor mind why don't ya?

ot: My friends and I were in a tent and we started asking eachother what one anothers fetish was and for the rest of the nigth whenever someone touhced someones foot or someone with their foot we called them a foot fetish-ist, is it foot fetish-ist?

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Yesterday at lunch my friends and I were discussing whether or not if a Vegan Homo- or Bisexual man, or a woman were giving oral sex, could they swallow the 'product'?

I wouldn't know, but my guess would be that they weren't engaged in oral sex because they don't eat meat. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

well I just read this entire threads backlog, curropting my minor mind why don't ya?

ot: My friends and I were in a tent and we started asking eachother what one anothers fetish was and for the rest of the nigth whenever someone touhced someones foot or someone with their foot we called them a foot fetish-ist, is it foot fetish-ist?

Yes, it is foot fetish-ist. Some people think that people with foot/shoe fetishes have some wiring a little off in the brain since the roadmap of the brain has the genitals next to the feet. I learned all sorts of odd stuff when I was still a psych major. XD

 

[lokun489]

well I just read this entire threads backlog, curropting my minor mind why don't ya?

ot: My friends and I were in a tent and we started asking eachother what one anothers fetish was and for the rest of the nigth whenever someone touhced someones foot or someone with their foot we called them a foot fetish-ist, is it foot fetish-ist?

Yes, it is foot fetish-ist. Some people think that people with foot/shoe fetishes have some wiring a little off in the brain since the roadmap of the brain has the genitals next to the feet. I learned all sorts of odd stuff when I was still a psych major. XD

Ok good to know we were saying it right, and the funny thing about that night was one girl just kepting putting her hat over her head and shouting "I don't know!"

 

[TheWwwizard]

The most odd conversation I've had was when my friend was telling me about a dream he had where he raped a chick... yea...

 

[Creator002]

Just thinking about that makes me want to cry.

That's what this thread wants to make me do...

Me too.

Weird conversation: Last night's dinner -> Vegetables -> Sword eating -> Magic tricks -> Palm reading -> Religion -> Having sex with nuns.

 

[SnipErlite]

How did this thread...just. Wait what? What has happened here?

This thread amuses me.

EDIT: Went and read the entire thread. Hm..Mostly masturbation and occasional awkwardness. Welcome to the Internet!

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Wow. I am truly impressed. While I was asleep, this thread stayed derailed for a good long time, got back on track for almost a page, and is now all over the place.

How did this thread...just. Wait what? What has happened here?

This thread amuses me.

It amuses me, too. In fact, I submit that it amuses everyone, which is why it's still going.

Anyway, I tend to have strange conversations, but I can't really think of any particular one. So, I'm just going to go with the time that a friend and I spent a solid hour telling another friend why he should get Fallout 3.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I never expected it to turn into this, but it's been an interesting little thread. I think it's just about gone through its entertainment value though. XD

 

[SnipErlite]

It amuses me, too. In fact, I submit that it amuses everyone, which is why it's still going.

Anyway, I tend to have strange conversations, but I can't really think of any particular one. So, I'm just going to go with the time that a friend and I spent a solid hour telling another friend why he should get Fallout 3.

It's an all around amusing thread, it has to be said. As for a strange conversation of my own, there was the time me and a friend planned out an almost perfect murder plot....