Some people's kids.

[Slaanesh]

Back in January, I was walking to a garage to pick up my car when some douchebags drove by called me a fag(looked like they were 16, skinny punks). I proceed to scream,"BIIIIITCH!" My guess is they wanted to try and seem tough by slamming on the brakes and try to turn around. To my amusement, they slammed on the brakes as they were going over a large patch of ice. I was laughing so hard as they almost did a complete 360 while sliding nearly 50 feet.

Another time I was driving when some ***** tried to cut me off with a left hand turn as I was already starting my right turn. I didn't allow her to(essentially playing chicken with her, she could let me have my right-of-way and avoid damage to her car and mine, or she could be at fault when I hit her or she hits me). As I completed my turn she began to tailgate me and when the road split into 2 lanes, she drove next to me and called me an asshole, prick, everything she could think of. I flipped her off, then hit the brakes as we were coming to a red light. She was to occupied yelling at me that she flew right past it(and nearly caused an accident). Cop pulls her over and starts to write a ticket, I drive past the *****(cop had her back to me), point and laugh.

EDIT: The ***** in the second paragraph had to be about 17. I swear its the young idiots I seem to have problems with.

 

[Sgt. Dante]

It's easy to feel like a big man when you can't be caught.

I'd love to have magneto's powers, just for a day, to make people like that really REALLY regret their life choices.

 

[GartarkMusik]

This sort of thing has happened to me before. It's just stupid people being stupid. Pretty much kept walking and said "derp" -_-

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Not yelled at directly, but it always seems like southern immigrants are yelling for no reason while talking.

 

[BRex21]

I personally have had fat kids mock me when i was on my bike, I have kind of a slim athletic thing going on and they were borderline obese so i kinda just shrugged it off...
back when i was in highschool I was fat and the fit kids made fun of me...
I just cant stay up on the current trends.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I randomly wave very enthusiastically at people while riding with someone. The friend driving feels embarrassed (not sure why) and the person I waved at is confused. It is what I like to call a double troll.

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

I got off the bus once when I was in middle school and walking home, some douchebag lowered the back bus window and threw a half empty bottle of mountain dew at me, he missed but it spilled all over the road. I just laughed and went home, people are so pathetic sometimes.