Somebody Help Me.

[Commander Nines]

Colby Jack
Code Red
No
Nay
Non, my hair! MINE!

 

[ninjapenguin981]

Smoked Applewood

No

Yes

No

Definitely not, my hair will never be shaved.

 

[Chromwell]

Swiss

Normal

no

no

Edit: I just realized that wasn't a yes or no question; to whom do I send the hair?

 

[Chrono212]

Mozzarella (pizza cheese)

Not easily avalable here

If I try really hard, they sort of move

Don't have any dollars

Yeah, sure, I got a load in my bin (just had my hair cut at home )

 

[neoontime]

The fancy stuff with the plastic knives in it.

Normal

Can't

NO!

Sorry, I am going to go bald as it is.

 

[GnomeThief]

Extra sharp cheddar cheese.

Regular.

Nope can't. I can wiggle my eyeballs though.

No dollar bills, only change.

No.

 

[Malkavian]

Cheddar, with a gracious ammount of chili in it.

There's more than the one?

No.

No!

I just had my hair cut three days ago. You are welcome to whatever you can find at my hairdresser.

 

[SinisterGehe]

Strong emmental
Theres only 2 flavors here... Normal and the light, I drink the light.
no...
Fuck no..
No fucking way..

 

[Rasputin1]

1. Crispy cheese. Nom nom

2. I don't think I've ever seen mountain dew in Ireland.. hmm.

3. Yes actually

4. Err... no.

5. No way, I like my hair.

 

[Sonicron]

1. Tilsiter.
2. That beverage does not exist here.
3. No.
4. No.
5. Definitely no.

And remember, unconsciousness is only one heavy smack with a comically oversized wooden mallet away.

 

[ultimateownage]

1. Strong cheddar
2. Don't drink it, but it's all right.
3. No.
4. No.
5. YES! Oh, wait, no.

 

[RanD00M]

Gouda.

Normal flavor.It's the only kind sold in Iceland.

No.

Would If I could.But can't.

Hardly have any hair.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Cheddar.

We don't have mountain dew in Ireland.

No.

No.

Where did I put that razor...

 

[Strategia]

What is your favorite cheese? Aged Gouda, from the local dairy farm. (Living in the countryside - despite all its disadvantages - does have its perks.) Also feta and mozzarella.

If you drink Mountain Dew what is your preferred flavor? We don't have Dew over here.

Can you wiggle your ears frantically like a crazed maniac? Yes, but only for a little while, then my muscles get confused or something and stop working.

Will you loan me 5 dollars? Sure. 50% interest per day sound good to you? No, seriously, I need the money.

and finally...

I demand that anyone who posts shaves their head entirely and donates the hair to me so i can make a sculpture in the form of a business man eating a bowl of spaghetti and tomato soup. I'd give you some of my hair, if I still had hair all the way down my back, but I had it cut off a while ago. My hair isn't that long now. And I absolutely won't shave my head entirely - I don't want to be mistaken for a skinhead or something.

 

[Baldry]

Cheesy cheese!

Not on sale here in the UK

Alas no.

Sure that's not much in real currency

No. Just no. You do not cut a wafro, three years strong!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Muenster, the newish purple stuff, when the occasion strikes, only if you'll lend me 71 cents, and *bzzzzzzzzrrrrrrt* where do I send it?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Don't have one
Don't like it
No
MY MONEY!
MY HAIR IS MY SORCE OF POWER!

 

[Edavies696]

bum.
I'm not a red neck.
no.
no.
kk when and where.