Someone has found a list of everything you've googled. how fucked are you?

[commandersqwigly]

Carry on.

 

[WrongSprite]

I'm already boarding a plane to neutral Switzerland.

 

[Marter]

I would be put in jail, surely.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

I doubt even Nigeria would take me.

 

[Tdc2182]

Not to screwed. The worst thing I can think of was when someone was talking about the the reporter in Iraq who got beheaded, and I went to see what it was about.

Naughty stuff is for Yahoo. It seemed appropriate.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT Where are my car keys WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS SCREW IT*pulls out gun loads single bullet*
Ya probably somewhere along that level of panic.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Let them look, mostly the stuff I google is safe, or at least not exactly taboo. THey'll just think i'm a regular business person.

 

[unicron44]

yeah basically they'll see information on colleges I'm looking at

 

[Something Amyss]

Moderately embarassed, but probably not screwed.

 

[FortheLegion]

People would start giving me weird looks, and my family would be ...... I don't know.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I think I'll get on the next flight to anywhere, and never come back.

And oh hey, you know what's scary? Google actually DOES keep tabs on every single one of your searches. Doesn't that make you want to jump off a cliff?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

If that person is a relatively normal American male teenager around 18-19 years of age....I'll be fine.

If that person is, for example, my mom....well.....I'll see if the Witness Protection Program will have me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...I once googled "Kill Bush" just to see if the amount of results someone said on TV were true.
I'm fucked, no matter what else I've googled.

 

[lolelemental]

I don't think anyone would be particularly surprised or mortified with what I've searched in my life time.

 

[Signa]

Aw, I thought this was a serious topic. I wanted to see how fucked I am.


Context I'm sure is SO important. I didn't do it, but I'm sure other visitors of Failblog will have checked the results for "Can I get pregnant from my dog?"

 

[Canadamus Prime]

*shrug* I haven't googled anything illegal, so whatever.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*On the phone*

[sub]"Yeah, I need to put my contingency plan into action RIGHT NOW. No stealth, no quietly fading into the crowd. I need you to get me now. That is an order."[/sub]

[sub][sub]If my comrades aren't fast enough, I am so going to die.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Death would save me from a terrible internet connection though... Wait a minute.

(ignore this double post)

 

[Scde2]

A new identity should suffice.