Someone has found a list of everything you've googled. how fucked are you?

[Negatempest]

To be honest, nothing special. I hardly use google to look for porn anymore. Mostly because I already have the site(s) I want book marked. So i'm just pretty basic.

 

[Grayjack]

I should get the fuck out of here and move to Antarctica.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Eh. What's a little porn between friends?

Granted, I wouldn't want the whole world to know about some of the things I search for, but that's a relative matter.

If someone did find out... -shrug-

 

[TeeBs]

Well since I looked up U2 album how to dismantle an atom bomb, only I forgot the title and said How to make an atom bomb. The CIA is already fully aware of my fetishes.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I look up reputation-ruining shit on Yahoo to prevent such a thing from happening. Base: covered.

 

[CleverCover]

........It was a phase! I swear! I'll never look that up ever again. Really?
I was curious! You know...curiosity killed the cat. I just had to...Really!
'permanent red face'

 

[Madara XIII]

Damn it all!! I swear to Me this isn't going to be the first time I get dubbed as enemy of the state!

*Hops on my Jetski*

Screw you a-holes! I'm heading over to Japan!!!

 

[Nouw]

I'd silence them before they can tell anyone! Hopefully it's an acquaintance... besides, someone in America does have every Google search.

 

[Jaded Scribe]

Person finding my Google history: "Hmm, Fortran, Cobol, Ada..... WTF?.... Let's see what else.... Japanese language stuff.... Game-related searches..... Wow, this chick needs a life."

*Moves on to someone more interesting*

 

[Madara XIII]

I think I'll get on the next flight to anywhere, and never come back.

And oh hey, you know what's scary? Google actually DOES keep tabs on every single one of your searches. Doesn't that make you want to jump off a cliff?

Already ahead of you!

*Leaps off* I regret NOOOOOOOOOTHING!!!

[sub] cep't going to Encyclopedia Dramatica[/sub]

 

[lacktheknack]

Bored of all the math junk I've looked up. I'm fine.

 

[lacktheknack]

Aw, I thought this was a serious topic. I wanted to see how fucked I am.


Context I'm sure is SO important. I didn't do it, but I'm sure other visitors of Failblog will have checked the results for "Can I get pregnant from my dog?"

Or "Does swimming in a pool with black people give you AIDS?" (Maybe I am doomed after all...)

 

[Arcanist]

I think I'll get on the next flight to anywhere, and never come back.

And oh hey, you know what's scary? Google actually DOES keep tabs on every single one of your searches. Doesn't that make you want to jump off a cliff?

That's only partially true. Yes, they do keep tabs on your searches, but they can only really link them to your IP. Even then, they're required in most jurisdictions to delete the data after some period of time has elapsed. Still, I admit it's a bit creepy...

More on topic, I'm with the people who say they'd leave the country and never look back.

 

[Zenomorph]

*wraps noose around neck of latex double of self* umm PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE.....uhh the...craaaaap ok ill give you this extra plastic surgery coupon I got, I mean I only need 9 of them for my plan....aaaand a plane ticket to Ireland.

 

[Madara XIII]

I'd silence them before they can tell anyone! Hopefully it's an acquaintance... besides, someone in America does have every Google search.

Silence us you say?

Hmmm well then, tell me my boy. Does this Hankerchief smell like Chloraform to you!?

*Covers your face*

Goodnight >

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Eh, I not that worried.

All I google is anime, torrents, advice, wallpapers, top 10 lists, and porn.

 

[Kitteh]

thats a lot of porn you got in that list, then

 

[Nouw]

I'd silence them before they can tell anyone! Hopefully it's an acquaintance... besides, someone in America does have every Google search.

Silence us you say?

Hmmm well then, tell me my boy. Does this Hankerchief smell like Chloraform to you!?

*Covers your face*

Goodnight >

I laughed.

Spoiler: What is this I hear?

 

[Trogdor1138]

*flees country to start life anew*

xD

But seriously, I'm not really sure, I don't do terribly much googling.

 

[Madara XIII]

I laughed.

Spoiler: What is this I hear?

O_O....In the great words of Yahtzee Crowshaw.

"Well Fuck All"