Someone has found a list of everything you've googled. how fucked are you?

[Internet Kraken]

Most of it is fairly normal, except late at night when I'm bored and start looking up Rule 34 and 63 pictures for shit and giggles.

You find that stuff to be amusing? I usually find it to be horrifying.

Anyways, there's definitely some stuff that I would be embarrassed about. But I don't think it would be so bad that would never be able to go out in public again.

 

[mattaui]

Oh, anyone who knew me anyway would squint one eye, then nod their head slowly saying, well, it all makes sense now.

 

[Sporky111]

Well that depends on how far back it goes. If it's just a year, I'm probably not in too much trouble. If it's EVERYTHING then yeah, I'm probably screwed. I was a really sheltered kid, and once I got some time alone in my teen years I googled some weird stuff. Not enough to go to jail, but I'd probably get figuratively-crucified by the news.

 

[Wintermoot]

not that I think I,ll be called a pervert but not jail or anything like that

 

[geekRAGE]

i would be completely effed. drugs and porn.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Proper fucked, good sir. Now where's my plane ticket?

 

[Yoshemo]

Last year my friend typed up "sexy kids" and "man on dog action" on my computer on google images and had them both open on the screen at the same time to see my reaction when I came in holding hot soup. I was in pain for a while :c

 

[sheic99]

Most of it is fairly normal, except late at night when I'm bored and start looking up Rule 34 and 63 pictures for shit and giggles.

You find that stuff to be amusing? I usually find it to be horrifying.

Anyways, there's definitely some stuff that I would be embarrassed about. But I don't think it would be so bad that would never be able to go out in public again.

Some of it is horrifying, but occasionally when I stumble on some gold, like rule 63 Cthulu.

 

[deonte9109]

well seeing as how any site that would put me on the no-fly list or replace bin Laden in the Most Wanted I know by heart and therefore render Google useless, however, there is an extremely long list of Justin Bieber and Kesha searches that could be taken the wrong way.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

depends on who found it....If it was my mother, my grandmother or the pastor of my church I'd either be very much fucked or wanting to die rather than face them....but if it was just some random person or one of my friends I think I could manage

 

[Evilsanta]

Well...They will see a lot of searches on porn...

So not that screwed...I hope.

 

[Arisato-kun]

Yeah I'm pretty much done. Especially if my parents found out.

 

[Pinkros]

I'd go FUUUUUUUUUUU- and then explode out of pure embarrasment.

 

[Korolev]

Ain't going to go to jail. Ain't done nothing no other straight male has. In fact, I've looked at far less smut in my life than the average person.

I got nothing to really worry about.

Of course, I'll still sue the hell out of who ever did release the list.

 

[Choppaduel]

not so fucked.

long as theres lists of everything other people have googled. mine is much less disgusting by comparison.

also list is like 3000 items long.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

At the very least, I would run away screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! At the worst, prison.

 

[Artina89]

I think they will look through all the chemistry and biochemistry and become incredibly bored. Just finished looking through them myself and I have made myself bored. OH, and hockey stats, but ice hockey is awesome

 

[Devil's Due]

Leave country, never return, and probably load a pistol with a single bullet for a last resort! Google... how dare you betray me!

 

[aLivingPheonix]

I'm moderately screwed. I haven't looked up anything illegal... But stuff I probably shouldn't of looked up.

Especially considering how young I was when I googled them.

 

[Signa]

Hmm... moderately screwed. But one thing I'm sure someone looking would find funny is the fact that, out of a certainty that I had come up with a reasonable example of something that Rule 34 didn't apply to, I searched up 'WALL-E Rule 34'.

Never going to doubt that Rule again...

Mmmm, hot Wall-E on Weighted Companion Cube action. SEXAY!

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Oh please don't tell me that actually exits! I just made it up now!