Someone has found a list of everything you've googled. how fucked are you?

[mr_pants66]

the world would be destroyed the sky would burn and the sea will boil, think of the children!!!

 

[mooncalf]

Google HAS this list... It's only a matter of time! O.O;

 

[savageoblivi0n]

hmm...shit...well the being free and alive was fun while it lasted....guess i'll have on last beer before they come f-

 

[ciancon]

Well i'd be a bit embarrased, but it's what the internet is for!

 

[Lance Arrow]

Preeeeetty fucked.

I'd probably google 'google' and hope the universe would destroy itself.

 

[neoontime]

Oh SHI-, *Burns down house to hide rest of incriminating evidence*

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

I'm alright. I've looked up some kinda bad stuff but nowhere near anything illegal.

 

[Legendsmith]

God help us all if they find a way though.

Ha, there is a way. Google keeps records of everything you've searched. most search engines do.

 

[psychowatcher]

Meh. All that I'd really need to do is hide out until a new scandal shows up and then weave a decent sob-story if anyone brings up my searches afterward.

 

[tehfeen83]

Who has found the list? Because I'm going to have to kill them.

 

[Koeryn]

Uhm... I'm already fairly certain I'm on a watchlist or three for nothing but my near-constant browsing of firearms. A complete list of my google habits? Nah, I'll be alright. I think.

 

[Spy_Guy]

Hmm... fairly ok...

Someone may be suspicious about my searches for "how to make explosives" but meh. Simple curiosity, is all.

 

[Snotnarok]

Hm, I dunno what you guys have been searching, I can't imagine it being that horrible unless it was like ...okay I dunno. I'd probably be killed for the sheer factor of Nerd I am though. That and I know the secrets of Blast Processing.

 

[Estocavio]

Good thing i use Yahoo to search for things...
And if you even check to see if i use Google, ill be sure to offer you my finest cocktail of vodka and ether.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

Not screwed but perhaps embarassed. The worst things really would be words that I read online of various morally ambiguous sexual fetishes that I ended up googling just to find out what they were (to my horror)

And perhaps the police would be worried about all the googling I have done about various serial killers, but I just find that stuff very morbidly interesting. I'm not actually interested in killing, just what drives someone to do something like that and their mental states. But maybe I'd be put on some kind of Watch list if the police knew o_o

 

[beniki]

Oh they'd only find manly things like porn and cars and stuff. They'd never see stuff like cat or puppy picture searches, and they'd certainly wouldn't see me looking up romance movies and anime, no sir.

Only manly things. In fact I'm going to search for some beer websites right now! Yeah! Woo beer!

...

Awww, it's so fluffy! And it's got a little pink collar- What?! Hey what are you guys still doing here!

 

[thahat]

I think I'll get on the next flight to anywhere, and never come back.

And oh hey, you know what's scary? Google actually DOES keep tabs on every single one of your searches. Doesn't that make you want to jump off a cliff?

Already ahead of you!

*Leaps off* I regret NOOOOOOOOOTHING!!!

[sub] cep't going to Encyclopedia Dramatica[/sub]

-shoots a grapling hook saving you from death by cliff-
quickly! get into the delorean!, activate the flux capacitor!, we can still undo this nonsense by stopping the creation of google back in the day! XD

also: my girlfriend would garrotte me for being a in my eyes, moderately perveret, in her eyes, the root of all evil. XD

 

[thahat]

Hmm... moderately screwed. But one thing I'm sure someone looking would find funny is the fact that, out of a certainty that I had come up with a reasonable example of something that Rule 34 didn't apply to, I searched up 'WALL-E Rule 34'.

Never going to doubt that Rule again...

Mmmm, hot Wall-E on Weighted Companion Cube action. SEXAY!

....

Oh please don't tell me that actually exits! I just made it up now!

rule 34 mate, rule 34...

 

[Zhukov]

Umm...

Actually... not particularly fucked at all. There wouldn't really be anything on there that I couldn't laugh off or just dismiss by saying, "Hey, I was fourteen years old."

But now I'm starting to wonder what the rest of you dirty little sods have been searching for to make this such a nightmarish situation.