Someone has found a list of everything you've googled. how fucked are you?

[Nimbus]

No place on earth would be far enough away. I'd need a god-damned spaceship to get away.

 

[Daedalus1942]

...I once googled "Kill Bush" just to see if the amount of results someone said on TV were true.
I'm fucked, no matter what else I've googled.

meh, i've looked up assasinations of jfk, how to build a bomb out of household supplies, structural weaknesses in building as the best place to plant a bomb (out of interest, nothing more), how to defuse bombs, remote viewing, how to murder someone and get away with it (purely educational i assure you), tried to get important cia phone numbers, how to harass asio, how to pick locks, how to hack (never done it), and various other stuff.
Also ,google now knows i'm a male to female transsexual... woopty do.
hell i've even looked up how the government keeps tabs on us with cctv and every bank transaction, every keyword on phones. Hell I even sometimes throw random keywords into the conversation on phones.

STILL haven't had a knock on my door.
-Tabs<3-

 

[SwimmingRock]

I wasn't entirely certain, so I decided to check. Aside from a few slightly embarrassing searches (boobies! and variants thereof) I think I'd be okay. However, due to the sheer number and the occasionally baffling queries, I don't envy the person charged with sorting this all out. Somewhere between "Garfield Chzo Tall Man", "Bill's Mom Wiki", "The Laughing Prisoner" and "Death-Grip Masturbation" I can't help but feel sorry for the poor sod.

 

[MagicMouse]

Google Chrome.

Incognito Mode.

Now all they will think is that I'm weird, but they won't kill me.

 

[nolongerhere]

To be honest, I'm pretty much totally screwed. I'd have to kill whoever found out. It's the only sane option.

 

[drbarno]

I wouldn't be worried as the likelihood is that that person will be trapped in TVTropes by the time I make my move.

 

[Harbinger_]

Nobody that knew me would be surprised.

 

[Evil Raccoon]

I don't think anyone is interrested in the ancient Greek democracy created by Solon...

 

[Biffin Bridge]

As long as it's not my mum I don't give a fudge.

 

[Audio]

I would have to explain that i use google as a spell checker ... and how bad i actually am :'[

 

[Autofaux]

Lol, Google already has a list of all the shit you've searched. They keep all that information. If the government somehow subpoenas Google for any of that information, I will flee to a non-Coalition country.

 

[Terramax]

They're gonna be very horny after looking through it all.

...And they'll know a lot more about the Sega Dreamcast.

 

[McNinja]

I've googled some really weird stuff, so I'd be pretty screwed.

 

[captaincabbage]

Nah, that would never happen, especially since I jury-rigged a 15 kiloton nuclear warhead to my computers I'm pretty damn sure we'll know if anyone opens my history.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

I'd put my hand in his shoulder and ask him if he didn't have a ps3 or x360 (implying that he had nothing better to do) and when he'd burst into tears I would cheer him up by saying that he at least saw some pretty freak shit and then we would be friends and go play some ps3 at my house because by any particular reason he didn't have any videogame consoles and his computer was only put into use to spy other people's webhistory.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Is it JUST me? Because if so I'm fucked.

If it's others too, I firmly believe that everyone on the internet is roughly equally twisted, so I think it'd be one of those situations where everyone's too embarassed to talk about the leak in the first place.

In fact, if it were just me I'd probably (a) deny it or (b) point out that the person probably has an equally terrifying list.

 

[dibblywibbles]

I think I'd end up ok. I have no problems with letting people know I've looked up porn before. and that I like tshirts and super nintendo

 

[acer840]

Nothing Illegal, but the same old "people would look at me weird for a while" reason would apply. But I'm guessing that most of the population would be there as well.