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I found this [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway] today.

These fanfictions revolve around Garfield (The cat from the cartoons) being a manly man. The insanity there just cannot be matched.

EDIT: Allow me to show you a bit of text

Garfield then continued his travels back to USA of America where he met the Guile the American Patriot.

"Garfield you are true American Hero I salute you." Said Guile with respect.

"You are American warrior but we must fight for justice." Said Garfield with manly tear in one eye.

Garfield and Guile than began manly fighting. Guile sent many sonic boons and hit Garfield with many flash kicks but Garfield preserved with fighting spirit.

"Your attacks are strong but now I will show you true American pride." Said Garfield as he readied attacks. Garfield wrapped his fists with American flags and punched Guile with furious patriotism causing fourth of July explosions, sending Guile flying to defeats.

"Garfield you are true American, you fight with Eagle Strength." Said Guile has he grasped Garfields hand with manly handshake.
He is ComicsNix in everything but name
 

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CM156 said:
I found this [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway] today.

These fanfictions revolve around Garfield (The cat from the cartoons) being a manly man. The insanity there just cannot be matched.

EDIT: Allow me to show you a bit of text

Garfield then continued his travels back to USA of America where he met the Guile the American Patriot.

"Garfield you are true American Hero I salute you." Said Guile with respect.

"You are American warrior but we must fight for justice." Said Garfield with manly tear in one eye.

Garfield and Guile than began manly fighting. Guile sent many sonic boons and hit Garfield with many flash kicks but Garfield preserved with fighting spirit.

"Your attacks are strong but now I will show you true American pride." Said Garfield as he readied attacks. Garfield wrapped his fists with American flags and punched Guile with furious patriotism causing fourth of July explosions, sending Guile flying to defeats.

"Garfield you are true American, you fight with Eagle Strength." Said Guile has he grasped Garfields hand with manly handshake.
He is ComicsNix in everything but name

BEST THING IN HISTORY
 

CM156_v1legacy

Revelation 9:6
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superdelux said:
CM156 said:
I found this [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway] today.

These fanfictions revolve around Garfield (The cat from the cartoons) being a manly man. The insanity there just cannot be matched.

EDIT: Allow me to show you a bit of text

Garfield then continued his travels back to USA of America where he met the Guile the American Patriot.

"Garfield you are true American Hero I salute you." Said Guile with respect.

"You are American warrior but we must fight for justice." Said Garfield with manly tear in one eye.

Garfield and Guile than began manly fighting. Guile sent many sonic boons and hit Garfield with many flash kicks but Garfield preserved with fighting spirit.

"Your attacks are strong but now I will show you true American pride." Said Garfield as he readied attacks. Garfield wrapped his fists with American flags and punched Guile with furious patriotism causing fourth of July explosions, sending Guile flying to defeats.

"Garfield you are true American, you fight with Eagle Strength." Said Guile has he grasped Garfields hand with manly handshake.
He is ComicsNix in everything but name

BEST THING IN HISTORY
His Mass Efffect 2 one has a chapter where they all go to the beach
Garfield wins a surfing contest by shooting a person in the leg with his Desert Eagle
He also, somehow, has sex with EDI, the ships computer. How? He's Garfield, motherfuckers!
MIND. BLOWN!