Something I don't understand...

[RaNDM G]

How come the zombie on the Escapist logo is holding a shotgun? Shouldn't he be busy running away from that thing?

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Because it's a redneck zombie and rednecks by law are required to carry a shotgun on them at all times even after death

 

[Curtmiester]

Haha I never noticed that. Pretty funny when you think about it. And ironic.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Because it's a redneck zombies and rednecks by law are required to carry a shotgun on them at all times even after death

True, they found a corpse without a shotgun in Alabama so the gave him the electric chair.

 

[ExaltedK9]

I unno...is it really worth starting a thread over? Maybe he wants to kill you with it.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Because it's a redneck zombies and rednecks by law are required to carry a shotgun on them at all times even after death

True, they found a corpse without a shotgun in Alabama so the gave him the electric chair.

lol that one gave me a laugh

 

[Arcyde]

Did you really need to make a thread about it?

 

[RaNDM G]

Did you really need to make a thread about it?

Yes.

 

[SofaKingMetal]

He nicked it off the redneck trying to re-kill him to protect the moonshine that killed him in the first place.

 

[NotAPie]

You'd think since zombies are pretty easy to chop up, the shotgun's force would make the guys arm fly off.