Something interesting about you

[Ares Tyr]

Fuck Iron Ninja and his hairy ass cigars! Fuck them!

 

[Flicken]

I have an ability that allows me to offend anyone whenever I try and cmpliment them, but only works in the real world...

I have many friends online, even though I deliberately try and treat them like shit, but hardly any in RL even though i try my best to be nice... It's kinda deppressing after a while...

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Fuck Iron Ninja and his hairy ass-cigars! Fuck them!

Hyphen added.

 

[finalcut315]

I have a birthmark/indentation on my forhead that looks like the half-life symbol. Sadly I can't see it anymore as it's covered by pimples, puberty sucks.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Fuck Iron Ninja and his hairy ass-cigars! Fuck them!

Hyphen added.

Ha ha ha! (have a cigar)

Fuck Iron Ninja and his hairy ass cigars! Fuck them!

Have an ass-cigar!

 

[Ares Tyr]

Fuck Iron Ninja and his hairy ass-cigars! Fuck them!

Hyphen added.

All this additional punctuation is only exacerbating my already enraged state! To hell with hyphens! And colons while we're at it!

 

[poleboy]

All this additional punctuation is only exacerbating my already enraged state! To hell with hyphens! And colons while we're at it!

But how will we digest!? HOW!?

 

[Agent00abe]

I suppose the most interesting thing about me is the fact that people who don't know me well assume I'm a Nazi who wouldn't hesitate to kill(I'm being serious, I've been called a Nazi a few times). The interesting part is that I'm basically a pacifist and that I'm a pretty nice person.

I've also been called a nazi on several occasions.
I've got too many geek hobies, Warhammer, Magic, Roleplay (all sorts.)g
I've got a desire to kill my mother and only the law is stopping me.
I've never kissed a horse.
I've got weapons legal as well as ilegal.
I've got too much spare time and yet I never do the important stuff.
I've played through Dark Messiah 4 times even though people hate it.
I played through Warcraft + exp before I was even taught english and basicly didn't understand the story/plot of the game
I've played the sims
I've never liked Starcraft, Halo or Diablo.

 

[excessum ado]

I was born with only one kidney.

 

[Ares Tyr]

All this additional punctuation is only exacerbating my already enraged state! To hell with hyphens! And colons while we're at it!

But how will we digest!? HOW!?

You fool! Puns will only make things worse! Do you wish to see a blood bath! A BATH OF BLOOD! DO YOU!!?!?

 

[Ares Tyr]

I've got a desire to kill my mother and only the law is stopping me.

I'd see a doctor about that if I were you.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Do you wish to see a blood bath! A BATH OF BLOOD! DO YOU!!?!?

Good sir you have done it. I present to you one of the finest elf mine cigars yet seen by mortal eyes.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Do you wish to see a blood bath! A BATH OF BLOOD! DO YOU!!?!?

Good sir you have done it. I present to you one of the finest elf mine cigars yet seen by mortal eyes.

Finally! This what I've always dreamed of!

*throws into lake*

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Fuck Iron Ninja and his hairy ass-cigars! Fuck them!

Hyphen added.

Ha ha ha! (have a cigar)

Spoiler: Now all it needs is it's own theme music.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Oh... my... god...

As for the theme music thing almost every single time I give someone a cigar "have a cigar" by Pink Floyd plays in my head.

Edit: And I may well use that picture for the more important cigar givings in the future.

Edit of the Edit: Hell... I don't even know what kind of super (nay... dare I say it Ultra) cigar you get for that. But rest assured you got it.

 

[syrinx black]

I play flute, cello, bass and guitar.

I have a string quartet and charge ridiculous amounts of money ($800 for an hour)

I transpose nine inch nails, red hot chili peppers, the cure and other odds and ends for my string quartet just because I can.

i love taking photos, my room is covered in photos I have taken and developed. I like to draw and use inks.

I am sickness prone and had a period of 3 months in which I saw hallucinations, people were weird different colours and I had vertigo.

 

[khululy]

o.0
you mean you physically cannot frown!! or you just look alittle interesting ) lol

I can only move my eye-brows up and down but that's it and that too is not an impressive feat

 

[Barciad]

I can make good paper-aeroplanes.

 

[aswiftlytiltingreality]

I have an insatiable need to offer people cigars that don't exist.
For example:

The word "dictator" makes me laugh.
Because I'm scared to death of sharks, I have to have someone check the deep end of the pool to make sure there are no sharks in it before I get in.
The movie "Full Metal Jacket" made me cry.
The smell of beans cooking makes me sick.
My mouth will taste like chicken soup right before I need to throw up.
I can twist my hands all the way around at the wrist.

Good sir I find that utterly facinating, have a cigar.

Where the fuck is my cigar?!

Also, do you think that the reason his mouth tastes like chicken soup before vomiting is because you usually eat chicken soup when sick, and therefore, before vomiting?

Food for thought, eh?

Number 1: I'm a girl. But I'll still take that cigar, thanks.
Number 2: When I'm sick, I don't eat soup because the grease in it is bad for upset stomachs. I drink jello-water.

 

[Ares Tyr]

I have an insatiable need to offer people cigars that don't exist.
For example:

The word "dictator" makes me laugh.
Because I'm scared to death of sharks, I have to have someone check the deep end of the pool to make sure there are no sharks in it before I get in.
The movie "Full Metal Jacket" made me cry.
The smell of beans cooking makes me sick.
My mouth will taste like chicken soup right before I need to throw up.
I can twist my hands all the way around at the wrist.

Good sir I find that utterly facinating, have a cigar.

Where the fuck is my cigar?!

Also, do you think that the reason his mouth tastes like chicken soup before vomiting is because you usually eat chicken soup when sick, and therefore, before vomiting?

Food for thought, eh?

Number 1: I'm a girl. But I'll still take that cigar, thanks.
Number 2: When I'm sick, I don't eat soup because the grease in it is bad for upset stomachs. I drink jello-water.

It would seem I have been trumped. Very well, m'lady.