Something really werd happened when I was asleep last night.

[Tazzy da Devil]

I woke up naked once. If I didn't sleep with my door locked I'd be worried about that one. Other than that, there was this time that I went into the kitchen in the morning and my Mum was asleep with her head in the fridge and appeared to be half-way through a slice of cold pizza.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

My brother has had trouble sleepwalking lately. Sometimes he'll do things like turn the shower on and go back to bed.

But I just about jumped a fucking mile when I woke up one night and he was in my bed.

 

[Kae]

Well, one time when I was a kid I woke up below the bed even though I slept in the top part of a bunk bed, that weird-ish, and there was that time that I woke up with my head stuck betwwen the pipes of the header, that was really weird, and I couldn't get my head out of it I remember my father had to oil my neck and head up to get it out, and I still barely got out.

Also you're phone is obviously a serial rapist.