Something silly you did

[direkiller]

my 8th grade Social Studys teacher was a student teacher

We decided that when she was in the back of the room we would be engaging
when she was in the front of the room everyone played dumb
it took about a week but she taught class from the back corner of the room

 

[Fijiman]

A while ago on a skype call I mentioned how my hair is a different colour in different places.

I meant on my head...

It's those little details that will get you every time.

I ballsed up customizing a tank in Saints the Third and spent about 30 minutes trying to get out of the garage so I could get out of the tank.

 

[bluepilot]

Got to the oven 30 seconds too late and slightly burned the apple crumble.

Took a medication that makes me retain water when I am trying to lose weight (doh!)

Forgot my sandwiches and had to buy canteen food (blergh)

Needed to order something off amazon, picked item because it had super fast deliver then forgot to request super fast delivery

Yep, all this was just today...

 

[imnot]

Yesterday I poured some cereal in my bowl, only to see there was no milk.
Unphased I used cranberry juice instead, It tasted like satan.

The worst part was it turned out I hadn't ran out of milk, it was just hiding behind the apple juice

 

[Odbarc]

"I'm going to transfer all my items to my new character!"
*Deletes character with the items still on him*
"Wait..."

 

[Relish in Chaos]

About a week ago, I was at a party on a beach and got drunk for the first time. I asked many of my female friends to have sex with me, apparently dryhumped one and fell asleep on her arse. In the morning, I realized that I'd lost one of my shoes, so I spent ages trying to find it and finally one of my friends located it in a bush.

 

[Me55enger]

I told a customer while ringing her up on the register that she would look a lot better without pants on.

I have to ask this:

What happened?

I once accidentally showed my grandmother porn.

 

[Guffe]

Being drunk doing silly things, 2 nights in a row now...
Feelin' goooood!!

 

[Mike Richards]

I once accidentally showed my grandmother porn.

You mean you once showed porn to your grandmother, or you once accidentally showed your collection of...

Sorry, set yourself up for that.

OT: I work at a flower shop mostly running deliveries. Last Halloween I locked myself out of the car and had to wait for over an hour until someone to come with the spare key.

 

[Knusper]

Put undiluted elderflower cordial on my cornflakes thinking it was milk. Nearly made me sick.

Ill on Christmas eve so I took a nap in the afternoon, woke up at 6 in the evening. Came downstairs all drowsy thinking it was 6 in the morning and started to go under the tree and look for my presents since I thought it was Christmas day and proceeded to open them. My mum didn't even ask what I was doing. She just sat there and watched.

 

[Eamar]

A friend and I were once acting like children, doing the "airplane" thing where you run around with your arms out like the wings, making the noises and everything. In the process, I smacked the back of my hand into a brick wall at speed, completely messing up my knuckles. Everyone who saw my hand for weeks afterwards gave me this weird look and asked why I'd punched a wall, because it looked exactly like that was what I'd done. I had to either go with that and seem like some crazy angry person or admit what I'd really been doing. I was 18 at the time.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

sometimes I grab my phone by mistake instead of the mouse then get pissed when the arrow isn't moving.

 

[SadisticBrownie]

In response to "what would you do if the shop was quiet?" in an interview, I answered "relax."
I actually got the job too.

 

[Patrick Buck]

Couldn't open my front door, got irationally angry, and punched the wall.
Then dislocated three nuckles.

I then opened the door first time left handed, (I'm right handed) and went inside to pop my nuckles back into place.

I am an idiot.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Yesterday I order a phone case online for my new phone. I was torn between two of the cases but I eventually picked one.
Anyway the silly part was after I order it I decided to go through the checkout process with the other case cos the case I had order had a delivery cost so I wonder what the other case delivery cost is (since the one I had order became from cheapest to most expensive but a few pences cos of that).
I accidently order that other case since I thought I hit the nect button but it was the order button!
I was able to cancel it but I felt like a right idiot for doing that (turn out the other case was delivery cos free so now I wonder if I had made the right choice)!

 

[Quesa]

I waded across an alligator/pit viper filled canal in the Everglades when I was 10 because my friend wanted to fish on the other side. Even though the other side was nothing but swamp and there were always gators sunning there.

 

[Jinxzy]

My boyfriend was playing FF 11 and I was watching from the couch while I was doodling. I wasn't really paying full attention until I seen a Tonbery. I couldn't remember the name off the top of my head and ended up saying "Look it's a toblerone!"

 

[SovietSecrets]

I told a customer while ringing her up on the register that she would look a lot better without pants on.

I have to ask this:

What happened?

I once accidentally showed my grandmother porn.

It was a long day and I didn't get that much sleep the night before and I was just in a "I don't give a fuck" mood. Customer walked up and was complaining about how her phone couldn't fit into her front shirt pocket and she had to carry it around. I said something about pants, she replied, then I just said she would look better without hers on. Managers didn't care that I said it just told me to be more civil with customers.

 

[Heaven's Guardian]

Melted an electric kettle by putting it on the stove. I had only ever used the old kind before, and completely destroyed the plastic one. Luckily it was a cheap one.